Latest Posts by aformofnerdlife42 - Page 2

pov u bad mouth hulk

Found this in my art folder and I cant stop laughing 💀

The two biggest sins of dbh are:

- Hank unable to be a reason that Connor deviates

- Simon not being a romance option for Markus

bruce i've got bad news for you buddy

Carl: Markus is in that particular age when boys only think about one thing.

Leo: Girls?

Markus: Revolution

Frankenstein AU where the Creature, upon returning to seek terrible vengeance on Victor after realizing the tragic existence he's been forced into, takes a few days extra to actually, you know, observe Victor and see what he's like, to learn how best to enact his revenge. And he comes to the conclusion that, "Actually, I don't need to do anything, this idiot's going to ruin his own life without any outside interference, and I kinda wanna see how he does it."

Victor then proceeds to continue with his previously demonstrated levels of making good life choices, while now also constantly looking over his shoulder for his Creation and having the vapors at every little thing because oh noes, it's The Monster come back to Get Him-!!!

The Creature: (watching all this unfold through binoculars like it's a soap opera while sneaking in to help himself to Victor's larder and library when he feels like it, and also occasionally hiding small but vital objects, like Victor's keys or shaving blade, in weird spots in the house) Wow, it really does take an incredibly smart man to be quite this stupid, doesn't it?

gonna do my best to have a great monday because my ancestors* would like me to be ok today

*my mom wished me to have a good day and I believe her

I found the hexbug!

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.

the horror..the horror….

We crave for a more slide of life run of the hulk

they need to . quit torturing bruce & hulk. why can't the system just have a good time for once. why is it always "wife dies planet gets blown up has to live forever smashes planets gets shot into space by his friends etc" and not "has a good time with his good friends and loved ones" huh.

We do

so tired of having to cook and trying to figure out wtf to eat, can I just have like. Specialized human dog food or something, like some vegetable and protein biscuits and a special drink so that I only have to think about maybe cooking something once a day instead.

Td vez q eles apareciam meu cérebro começava a tocar "tropa de elite osso duro de roer... "

okay. ive explained this game to multiple people and when they ask i havent had a good answer. i probably should just replay the game to see what i missed but until i have time to do that

reblog for sample size etc etc

Bruce Banner wears brown slacks and they DO get ripped to shreds when he turns into the hulk, who comes with his own purple pants. The purple hulk sized pants come from the same dimension as the extra muscle and bone mass.

Bruce is very defensive about it, and gets fussy if you ask him.

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

Successfully got my 17-year-old brother into Star Trek, and he is watching it at quite the pace, too.

Yesterday, we had a conversation about how the genetics of Klingon/Human hybrid would work.

People are right to say that you can’t really criticize Discovery for making it so that Spock grew up with a sister that no one knew about when TFF also gave him a secret sibling but I also want to add that Spock isn’t the only Star Trek character that this has been done with. Worf, Deanna Troi, and Tasha Yar were also revealed to have siblings that no one knew about or who were previously never mentioned (and, like Spock, Worf has 2 siblings, one by birth and one by adoption.)

Leaked scene from Issue #33 of The Strangest Man Alive 

They don't care about our boy

Why does Moon Knight get the first DID portrayal in the MCU? If the MCU has truly changed, then that means it was always capable of change. Bruce Banner and the Hulk just weren’t worth changing for.

Nothing screams toxic yaoi more than mpreguing brainwashing and then using your old friend as a weapon against the group and community you two used to make part of