Handler Week Day 3!

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IM TRYING TO REFRAIN MY OBSESSION FOR REGINALD

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What do you think your Phoenix and Reginald would look like as Zoraxis agents? :3

ooh now this is a fun prompt!! here they are :3

i’d imagine that in this timeline, Reginald grew disillusioned with the Agency’s treatment of their field agents and became a Zoraxis turncoat operative that went by the codename “Rubble.” Zor quickly realized that he was much more valuable as a handler due to his intimate knowledge of Agency operations. he was assigned to a young, nameless operative that no one else would work with due to their extreme disregard for the rules and unusually destructive nature, and after a few missions realized how much of an asset they had the potential to be. he was the one who gave them the nickname Operative Matchstick after he was questioned for sending them into a highly secure building alone, saying that a fuse only requires a single, well-applied match. they succeeded on their mission and blew up the building once they were done, cueing the higher-ups in on what Reginald had realized long ago.

since everyone else refused to work with them, Reginald himself was often recon and backup for Matchstick. reports started coming in of a strange man in a dark trench coat appearing places before vanishing without a trace. within a day or two, everywhere he went, destruction was certain to follow. if he was seen in a building, you could be certain that that very night, it would be burned to the ground. thus, the Agency started calling him The Raven; the black-clad omen of death.

soooooo yeah! the Agency would really have their hands full with these two. let’s be glad that in canon, Agent Phoenix has morals

It would Happen E-van-tually

(Just basically Pheonix and Pheoness’s reactions moving into the van that I turned into a trailer)

Pheoness was pretty pissed, after saving the world, she thought she would at least get a bigger office, but no, they get a TRAILER. She could curse out the higher ups there and then, but she didn’t want Phoenix’s precious, innocent ears to hear. Pheonix, on the other hand, seemed to be happy in their new environment though, bouncing on the couch bed like a hyperactive child “This is amazing!” He squeals “Yea, the claustrophobic shower is great too…” Pheoness scoffs sarcastically, searching around the place and mumbling to herself annoyed. She misses her old office even more. But even though all this new change clouded 50% of her thoughts, the night before took the other half of her brain. “I know that look…” Pheonix snickers “You’re thinking about that night with Reggie, weren’t you?” Pheoness sighed, taking a seat. She told him about that night but it always seemed to be brought up again. “I just don’t know, Pheonix. Something just felt…..different….the slight heaviness in his accent when he was speaking,…the way his coffee brown eyes glow in the dim light. Crap, that didn’t feel like when I talk to people normally…maybe it was just the stress of . situation..” she rambled, stopping abruptly at when Pheonix put a hand on her arm “Pheoness, Relax. Breathe. You’re gonna stress yourself out..plus, I think it’s pretty obvious.” She looks at him questionably “And if it’s so obvious, then please care to explain?” Pheonix smirks “You’re in loooooove~” He teases. It takes a few seconds for her to process before she glows scarlet. Love? LOVE?! No…it couldn’t be. She didn’t even care about anyone a few years back, there’s no way. “You’re crazy. There could be any other explanation!” She scoffs. She was incapable of feeling love, it was a fact. Everyone knew that. “Oh come onnnnnn, you always seem to notice the smallest things about him.” Pheonix urges on “Well that’s strictly cause I’m observant. Completely platonic. Plus, it’s agency rules to be in a romantic relationship with another employee.” Pheonix’s smile fades into a frustrated pout, it seems like he supported the idea, but he couldn’t argue with Agency Rules. “Hey, I know what would cheer you up. Look behind you.” Pheoness says and Phoenix’s eyes widen in joy seeing the beautiful object behind him “MINI FRIDGE?!” “MINI FRIDGE!” And they dash to the mini fridge and yap about it like chihuahuas while scarfing down all the food that wascurrently in the fridge. Even if they have to go on ANOTHER death defying mission in a few days, they might as well take the joys of their new home (And the food) While they still can)

”It’s nothing-“

“There’s this cool ring in the Fabricator’s office that’s half amethyst, half sapphire. Our little Pheoness wanted to give it to the Reginald in our dimension!”

“…you didn’t need to say every detail.”

(You want to continue this in messages so the chain doesn’t get too long?)

(@eod-agent-13-12, this is my idea of the RP plot if that's alright with you.)

*Pheoness and Pheonix gets a card that sprays out confetti, stating the following:

The EOD is now in a prank war. Please consider this as the formal declaration you're now a target for pranks. Feel free to retaliate as you see fit.

-Regards, Agent 13-12

Pheoness wipes the confetti off her face

“Welp, time for solitary confinement till this blows over” she turns to Pheonix “PHEONIX STOP EATING THE CONFETTI!”

“Well I can’t help it if I have a craving for colorful things.” With said with a mouth full and ran out the room “I’m going to prank Reggie!”

(Sorry for this interruptions of regular ieytd posts but I feel like I have to address this)

so glad you used Asexuals as an example for this:D

Yes, it’s true Aces and other not other well known labels haven’t faced as much discrimination as gays, bisexuals or lesbians, it’s still there. I will use asexuality (Which is actually my sexuality) Asexuals, especially with growing up in this generation, have faced a constant pressure of having to be sexualized and even wikapedia has a whole article for discrimination aces people face .

I don’t know if you notice but saying things like that can really hurt people. That’s kinda like saying “I’m anti-racist!” But makes assumptions about a smaller-known race like Native Hawaiian or Alaska natives.

if you don’t support the other less well known labels, then your not an ally. Sorry!

(For all my wonderful aces that may stumble upon this. Know that you are valid and respected! 🖤🩶🤍💜)

You keep calling queer people drama queens, but is it really dramatic to be bothered by people being actively hostile to us and constantly calling us slurs? I very very genuinely don't understand what seems dramatic about that

Maybe you aren't easily bothered by things like that, which is great, you must be very confident, but please realise that constantly hearing that a harmless trait you were born with is wrong for your entire life massively impacts mental health, and as a result, sometimes physical health too. Queer people are bullied, called slurs, sometimes victims of violence and abuse for being queer, and in cases of queer people living with their families sometimes kicked out and become homeless because they came out/got outed.

From an outside perspective I can understand why some people see queer people as dramatic, but when you live this experience it's clear that's not what's happening in the vast majority of cases.

Again, real genuine question, can you please explain why you hold so much disdain for queer people? (without including slurs please)

I have nothing against gay, bi or lesbians; my family is gay.

My issue is with the bullshit labels which have been added in recent years. I have no respect for what some of you identify as and I find the majority of you dramatic and self obsessed. Reading about someone saying how strong asexuals are, for example makes me laugh - they haven't had to fight for centuries like gay people and are just whining drama queens.

Art since Pheoness has a kid (Who’s an adult) now

I think she’s happy about it😎👌

Thank you @crazy-valley she will take good care of them

IEYTD Lore #1 Pheoness’s Beginnings

(I totally forgot to give info on how Pheoness acted when she started working with Reginald and Pheonix so here you go!)

Pheoness hears the door of her office creak open just enough to slip an earpiece in her office before it is closed again. Great. Another new Handler. Her track record of Handlers is…not great to say the least. She wouldn’t be surprised if they ditched her for another agent, just like the others. The sound of her phone ringing interrupted her thought process. She picks it up, hearing the familiar voice on the other end, it was Pheonix. She remembers him during spy training. He was so young, so innocent to what he’ll be experiencing here. “Hey Pheoness! You got the earpiece too?” The two were put in an Agent duo, two agents that would work closely together on similar missions and even do them together at times. She doesn’t want to watch the poor thing get slowly withered by the duties they have to fulfill here, but the higher ups gave her no choice. It also means they will have the same Handler. “Yea, Pheonix I got it.” She responded unenthusiastically, getting the earpiece and putting it in her ear, a man who sounded like he was in his 50s came from the earpiece “Greetings Agents, I will be your handler, I will guide you if needed.” Pheonix nodded a cheerful “okay” while Pheoness rolled her eyes “And lemme guess, you just sit on your butt all day while we’re out here risking our lives?” There it was. She just HAD to make another snarky comment. She couldn’t help it though, it was in her nature to shut people out, and she couldn’t even say sorry due to her stubbornness. There seemed to be silence from both The Handler and Pheonix for a little while before Handler spoke up “Well, looks like someone has an attitude.” He replied with a slightly exhausted tone “I’m so sorry, sir. She doesn’t mean it!” Pheonix said in a panic “Oh, it’s really alright..I have heard your reports Mrs Pheoness. I saw you were a wild card so I took the job.” “Yea, that’s what they all say until they reach their snapping point.” She scoffed “Can you at least keep your comments to yourself for 5 minutes so I can explain your first mission?” She thought about it for a second before sighing “Fine, say what you need to say, Handler.”

And that’s how Operation Friendly Skies began:)

(this is @phoenix-and-found-family btw you have anon asks turned off (no judgement here))

[Well, this was just peachy. They had plans tonight, too. It wasn't their first interrogation, not by a long shot, but they wanted out of here.]

"Hey, dude?" [They said, interrupting the person currently trying to "Good Cop" them.] "I'll tell you the whole truth if you get someone else to do this."

"...I'd like to see your version of Agent Phoenix."

”W…..which one..?”

The agent states, a little confused

Heyyyyy

Sorry about the lack of posts in the past few days. My motivation is evaporating like Juniper’s rizz, and when I do, it’s usually to create stuff for the ieytd musical. I’ll try my best to keep up😅

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