You Are Moving Up In The World.

when will i have this.

im just fucking with you my liege

I don't understand people's surprise when they find out I am stronger than I appear. I work with machines, I train pokémon, I have hobbies that require heavy-lifting. My lanky figure comes from... other things. Not weakness.

All of history deleted with one stroke.

Rotom is in my TV and won't get out.

“It was a mystery to her why Death had started using the place. Of course, he did have many of the qualities of a gentleman: he had a place in the country–a far, dark country–was unfailingly punctual, was courteous to all those he met–and sooner or later he met everyone–was well if soberly dressed, at home in any company and, proverbially, a good horseman.”

— Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

If I don't make at least five sci-fi media references in conversation then I feel wrong.

Would you love me if I was a worm. Not in the sense where I am testing your hypothetical devotion to me in a hypothetical relationship, but in a "would people like me better if I could not talk and was easily killable" way. Note the lack of a "still". The odd suggestion that I am not killable is not intended by the way; as a mortal I am very much able-to-be-killed. It would not be easy though. So we cycle back to the question. If I disappeared, would it be noticed? Of course. But if I were a worm - would that garner a better attitude towards my existence? Who knows.

bro i'm not coming over the only drinks you have is nefarious elixer