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you forgot the best part of the book 😂

Gwen: have you seen Morgana?

Arthur: No. Why are you asking me? I haven’t seen her. I haven’t seen any Morgan as around here. I would not kill any Morganas. Stop asking me anymore questions.

I want my Merlin back.

me being right next to history as a child development and psych major 🥲😭

(Sound on.) We’re all doomed.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

please help me find this fic. And thank you

hello beautiful people, I was wondering if you could help me find a fic on ao3. I’m pretty sure it was post-war 8th year. Draco was being being bullied and harassed. I think Zachariah smith was one of the big bullies. And Harry is really possessive and protective of Draco. But Harry had started using dark magic and it was currupting him a bit. I think he almost killed someone for hurting Draco. He realized he was scaring Draco and stopped. Then he made a promise to Kingsley that he would stop using dark magic and the process was similar to a detox. I’m sorry if it’s too little or completely wrong. Thank you for anything tho

Sorry, we could not find this fic. Maybe one of our followers can help!

You know, nothing could convince me that Ginny wrote the valentine’s poem in Chamber of Secrets. Absolutely nothing. That is 100% an on-brand Draco Malfoy ‘ploy’ (okay) to ‘piss off’ (sure) his ‘rival’ (uh huh).

I mean, first of all, we pretty much always get a Dramatic & Cunning Draco Prank in the books (until he gets older and shit starts getting more real). Not so much in book one — he was still in Planning and Seething Mode™️ — but after that, Draco was like:

Year two: Stay up all night composing the perfect valentine poem to embarrass and annoy Potter

Year three: Stay up all night making Dementor costumes to scare and piss off Potter

Year four: Stay up all night making Potter Stinks badges because I’m so well-adjusted about him and barely think of him at all, actually

Also, I’ve talked about this before, but it really just doesn’t sound like Ginny. Why would she compare his eyes to pickled toads? (Meanwhile, Draco would 100% do that.) Why would she refer to the ‘Dark Lord’, when we only see Voldemort referred to as that by death eaters? And she had so much shit going on at the time, and was terrified of the gaps in her memory and what was happening — I don’t think she was writing love poems.

And really, it’s the fact that Malfoy is the one to act like Ginny wrote it. Which tells me two things:

He’s noticed Ginny’s crush and dislikes it (and is jealous/angry at her about it….. like why else would he care?? why would he notice???)

He’s deflecting attention from himself as the actual author of the poem

I can just totally see Malfoy finding out about Lockhart’s valentine idea, scoffing at Crabbe and Goyle and being like “that’s so stupid”, but then thinking about it later and telling himself “this is the perfect way to embarrass Potter.” Twelve year old Draco staying up late in his four poster bed, coming up with hilarious rhymes for his not-at-all-romantic love poem….. I see it. I see the vision.

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

HAPPY NEW YEAR, MERTHUR FANS!

Are you a commenter, kudoser or lurker who loves Merthur and the Merlin fandom? Got some ideas for art, fic or other Merthur fanworks that you'd love to see created but don't want to create yourself? Do you like receiving gift works made just for you? We've got you covered! Merthur Glompfest is back for 2025 and we want YOU to send in some Merthur prompts! It's super easy to get started:

Check out the FAQ to determine whether you qualify as a Glompee.

Sign up HERE and submit your Merthur prompt(s)—all ratings/tropes/kinks welcome!

Sit back and wait for one of our wonderful Glompers to create your gift!

SIGN-UPS CLOSE: 15 Jan 2025 We hope you'll join us for another fun-filled Merthur fest-and don't forget to spread the word! 💕

HAPPY NEW YEAR, MERTHUR FANS!

Are you a commenter, kudoser or lurker who loves Merthur and the Merlin fandom? Got some ideas for art, fic or other Merthur fanworks that you'd love to see created but don't want to create yourself? Do you like receiving gift works made just for you? We've got you covered! Merthur Glompfest is back for 2025 and we want YOU to send in some Merthur prompts! It's super easy to get started:

Check out the FAQ to determine whether you qualify as a Glompee.

Sign up HERE and submit your Merthur prompt(s)—all ratings/tropes/kinks welcome!

Sit back and wait for one of our wonderful Glompers to create your gift!

SIGN-UPS CLOSE: 15 Jan 2025 We hope you'll join us for another fun-filled Merthur fest-and don't forget to spread the word! 💕

Dearest PopGirls,

I'm beyond proud to finally present Mink's official guide to Parseltongue, created with the invaluable help of @creature-of-insomnia . This guide wouldn't be what it is without Ana; I couldn't have done it without her.

We've both worked incredibly hard to develop the Parseltongue language, not only for my story but also for you, dear readers. Now, instead of relying on mindless hissing or made-up words, you have a structured language to use in your fanfictions. The guide draws from the Parseltongue used in the films and is influenced by Greek words. Unlike the existing Parseltongue alphabets I've seen on the internet, which feel unrealistic and are often just based on the English alphabet, as well as entirely too long to be used in actual sentences, we've crafted something authentic and concise — something that can be used naturally in sentences.

It fills me with immense joy to finally share this with you all. I'm incredibly proud of what we've created.

The majority of the spreadsheet is complete, although me and Ana are still working hard on it to be as perfect as it can be.

My only request is that you give credit if you use it in your fanfics. If you'd like to contribute by suggesting words you'd like to see in this guide, please feel free to comment, and I'll do my best to add them.

You can find the official guide here:

Google Docs

Parseltongue

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

there is a reason that a group of pandas are called an embarrassment

How do they survive in the wild

Guess what, Merthur fans? We’re back!

Yes, Merthur Glompfest is returning in January 2025 for another round of fabulous fanworks, just for you 😘

What is a Glompfest, you ask?

A Glompfest is a gifting fest designed as a way for fandom creators to give back to those fans who wouldn’t usually be eligible to take part in a typical exchange fest.

How does it work?

Glompees (readers, lurkers, commenters, or fandom supporters of any stripe) will be asked to provide a prompt or prompts for glomping, which will then be claimed by Glompers (fandom creators, fic writers and fanartists) and filled according to the Glompee’s request. Completed works will then be posted to our AO3 Collection and shared here on Tumblr for everyone’s enjoyment!

For more information on how the fest works (and whether you qualify as a Glomper or a Glompee), check out our FAQ or send the mods an ask here on Tumblr.

💕 Don’t forget to follow @merthurglompfest for fest updates, and help us spread the love by spreading the word! 💕

SIGN-UPS OPEN: 1 Jan 2025 SIGN-UPS CLOSE: 15 Jan 2025

potter-loves-malfoy rec lists - masterlist

@drarryspecificrecs asked me if i had a masterlist of my rec lists and i did not and figured i should make one. And then like a month passed. So I’m doing it now. 

This list has EVERY SINGLE LIST IVE MADE (of 3 or more fics) starting at december 2017. I scrolled down to 2017. Because im terrible at tagging my posts.

Coffee Shop Au

Muggle Sports Au

Wet Dreams

Mind Link/Telepathic Bond

Sugar Daddy Draco

Auror Harry

Long fics (50-150k) 

Even longer fics (150k+)

Pirate AU ( + one greek myth AU)

My favourites

‘Iconic’ drarry fics (this is more like a part 2 of my favourites list)

Draco has a parseltongue kink

BDSM

sub!draco dom!harry

Fashion industry Draco

Draco meets Dudley

Podfics

Top 10 smut written in 2017

Top 10 fluff written in 2017

Veela! Draco

Beauxbatons! Draco

Self Harm 

More fluff recs

Healer Draco and/or Healer Harry

A/B/O fics

More A/B/O (i…… forgot this existed??)

long haired draco

Snape as mentor

Draco in the muggle world

Drarry as dads 

More Drarry as dads

Dating Service

fics where one or both are cold 

Draco dealing with muggle things, or fixing things (+ one flower language fic)

strong!harry

muggle AU

power bottom!draco 

Getting walked in on 

drarry as kids

eighth year drarry

Twilight reboot

did yall hear that they are making a Midnight Sun animated series in Netflix?! I’m so excited. It’s going to be so bad. Maybe good. But most likely bad. And it’s Edward’s pov. I can’t wait to see the effervescent snail. Im soooo excited

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

americans, send a letter to the white house

The White House

Share Your Thoughts - Contact the President | The White House

Contact President Joe Biden. Share a comment, message, or opinion with the President.

submit directly to the president click the first option and select Election Security as your reason here is a copy paste for those who want/need it "32 fake bomb threats were called in to democratic leaning poll places, rendering polls to be closed for at least an hour. A lot of people are reporting their ballots weren't counted for various reasons that are not sound (signature invalidation, information that vote counter could not have had.) This all occurred in swing states. (Pennsylvania, Nevada, Georgia). 2025 president candidate Donald Trump has hinted at foul play in the public press for months now. This calls for a requirement of an investigation for tampering/interference/voter fraud, not just a recount."

if you are under 18, do not fret, you can still send the letter.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

IF YOU LIVE IN THE US, PLEASE READ THIS

Posting this from the bird app since I hope it can help people.

People have been contacting the White House directly to demand a recount, especially since there has been evidence that not every ballot has been counted and will be thrown away if it hasn't been cured.

The link to contact the White House is here!

The White House

Contact Us | The White House

Contact the President, Vice President, get help with a Federal Agency, or request a Presidential Greeting.

The following screenshot comes from here!

If you need help writing something, check under the cut! I've provided a prewritten response from one of the replies!

"I am a concerned citizen, and I need you to hear me. I urge you to recount the ballots from this election and investigate election interference. Bomb threats have been called into multiple polling locations, causing some to close early. Domestic terrorists have burned ballot boxes. An unprecedented number of ballots have been rejected and require curing. There have been reports of polling officers allowing voter intimidation in and outside of polling places across the country and an estimated 20 million mail in ballots are unaccounted for. In addition, many people have reported that ballots were not counted for suspicious reasons such as signature invalidation which is information that vote counters do not have access to. These events have occurred in swing states such as Pennsylvania, Nevada, and Georgia, for instance."

Feel free to add and change what you want, this is just a base for you to work off of.

reblog if your inbox is always open for new members of the fandom who may be a little shy or intimidated. doesn’t matter whether or not you’re a “popular blog”; everyone here is equal and if you’re reading this as a new person/someone considering entering the fandom, we will not turn you away!!!! talk to us!! make friends!! i more than understand being shy but trust me this fandom is chill come join us in this hellhole

I don’t think that we, as a society, talk enough about Uther cc’ing someone on the email

Drarry Fic Recs

organised through word count. I’m currently waist-deep into my drarry obsession.

masterlist (including wolfstar, tomarry and jegulus)

more fics to come

Keep reading

“Don't think I don't understand loyalty just because I've got no one left to be loyal to.” -Morgana Pendragon from BBC Merlin

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

Free ticket to SPN convention and tea with Misha

are you registered to vote? You should be. And you should vote blue all the way down the ballot if you don’t want to live in a racist country. Misha Collins supports Kamala Harris so why shouldn’t you?

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Misha Collins | Good to Vote | Misha Collins | Good to Vote

Take action and be entered for a chance to win a trip to have Tea with Misha Collins

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

So freaking cool and amazing and stupendous and all those synonyms. This is just crazy cool. I am in awe and speechless. The time and effort put into this is inspiring and the way it came out is simply the greatest thing ever. I would buy this. Everyone who worked on this is amazing. I loved learning about some of my favorite authors and artist and loved learning about some new authors. Thank yall for this. Truly amazing work, I can’t tell you enough. It doesn’t matter if you’re not in the fandom, check it out!

our love is as boundless as the sea itself

fic by @evanesdust and @sterekbros, featuring art by multiE for the Sterek Everlasting Summer 2024 Edition

You can read the magazine online here

Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Additional tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Chef Stiles Stilinski, Marine biologist Derek Hale, Getting to Know Each Other, Falling In Love, Derek Hale Loves Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski Loves Derek Hale, Top Derek Hale/Bottom Stiles Stilinski, Meet-Cute, Ocean, Beaches, Beach Sex, Walks On The Beach, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Blow Jobs, Happy Ending, No Angst, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies

Summary:

Derek tried not to stare, but Stiles was even more attractive up close—with lips that he absolutely shouldn’t want to kiss, considering they were strangers. He had to mentally shake the thoughts away because this wasn’t like him. He cleared his throat and nodded toward the trucks. “So, do you have experience with turtle rescue? We’re always looking for more volunteers.” “Yeah, yeah. I used to help sometimes with my mom here when I was a kid, but I’ve been volunteering in New York for the past seven years.” Stiles rested his hands on his hips and glanced around the beach before his eyes returned to Derek. “I’ve read one of your pamphlets though.” Stiles’ eyes trailed down and then up Derek’s body. “How many do you think are out here?” Was he…? Derek paused, his thoughts momentarily scattered by Stiles’ blatant once-over. Usually, he didn’t care for attention like that, but Stiles’ gaze was oddly flattering. It was different somehow. Refreshing. “We’re estimating hundreds,” he finally responded. “But we won’t have a clear idea until we’ve scoured the entire area. It’s going to be a long day. Think you’re up for it?” Derek hoped he was. ...or the one where a chance encounter led to more.