I Forgot I Wrote This 😂

ITS ANOTHER LIST OF HAZBIN HOTEL FIC RECOMMENDATIONS! Specifically Alastor fics. I don't really read anything else. Also yet again, Platonic/ Non Ship fics. (All on AO3)

For the Hotels Sake by ThatMissedBullet

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50784673?view_adult=true

Alastor is actually being a good friend to Angel after a bad night.

Soft and Platonic Angel and Al. Very fluffy with angst.

When the Morningstar Take Action by Charlie_W_Hawthorn

One of my favorite Alastor Angst writers! I love all their fics.

So, this one is kinda an AU of if Lucifer was a bad person and had a really big grudge against Alastor. He's a real jerk throughout the whole thing.

Everyone gets protective of Al and I love it even if he doesn't. I 100% recommend. There's a sequel that's still updating too.

Of romance and whatnot by DasIchigo

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53899156

This is one about Al's Aroace-ness. Angel and Charlie ask if he and Rosie are dating. Spoiler Alert the answer is no.

Love, I'm Just A Sinner, I Can't Be A Savior by HellTeaAndBiscuits

This one is ANGSTY and has a lot of nonconsensual touching. Some of the gang learn about the deal Al made and how he's treated. BAD Lilith in this one.

Here's my first list:

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

the thing that's important to understand about cas and crowley is that theyre both on the team because theyre the most human of their kind. just a little too soft and emotional for their own good. neither of them really fit in with the rest of the angels and demons. and also theyre huge fucking losers. that's also important. your honor theyre lame and pathetic as hell fr and theyre both in love with Just Some Guy from kansas who's so deep in the closet you'd think he'd be able to find something other than flannel. and yet.

best friends......

Im rewatching MHA season 4... I forgot how stupid the names are

GODS FORBID THERES ANY ARTISTIC MERIT ON OUR TELEVISIONS.

Just learned Netflix cancelled Kaos Season 2.

FUCK NETFLIX. Im never watching anything from that shitty streaming service if they keep fucking shows over. GOOD shows!

So many were done so dirty. I don't even care anymore. They don't deserve my attention if all they care about is money.

Nothing more nothing less, I'am Adrien Agreste. Just a normal boy, with a normal life

i know this has been said before but literally this show is insane. cas pulling the brothers out of hell. he left an actual brand (read: claim) on dean's shoulder and like. misplaced sam's entire soul. one of these things is not like the other

Lessons were learned

honestly when it comes to ladynoir i kinda eat up preconceived notions. like whenever Chat tells Ladybug a story about himself, her brain comes up with something oh-so-totally different than if she imagined it for Adrien.

like if he mentions his room? she would NEVER in a million years think of the grandiose room Adrien has in the Agreste house in the context of Chat Noir. her brain would likely come up with a dimly lit, smaller-to-average size room, probably a little messy, absolutely teeming with anime posters on the walls and a desk with a big monitor and a silly gamer chair with cat ears. just absolutely screaming personality.

and when Ladybug lets slip that she works for her parents? Chat Noir, who has been an employee of the Gabriel company for pretty much his entire cognizant life, would never have his go-to guess be his Lady being a baker’s daughter. No, his brain weirdly enough goes straight for her doing office-type work for her parents, even though she’s 14 and this makes literally no sense lol. (but he’s been extorted by his parents for his entire life so is that really shocking)

she’s always imagined he’d have siblings, but has never been able to decide if she thinks he’s the youngest or oldest

he’s always been fairly convinced she’s pretty athletic in her real life, and probably plays some sports competitively

I just love love love the idea of them being so absolutely flabbergasted when they find out bc they had all these ideas in their head they thought were on the right track and end up being beyond incorrect.

Marinette especially has her brain oh so totally shattered bc the mental image of “civilian chat noir” was so absolute in her head that when it comes out to be reserved, clean-cut Adrien she’s just like ?!?!?!?!? blue screen