*stands Up And Knees And Ankles Hurt*

I am a pirating god. i can pirate anything. friend of mine came to me looking for a dutch movie that came out four days ago, i found that shit in 4k, english dub, with optional diagetic subtitles. people come to me for their textbooks BEFORE checking if theres a link in their syllabus because i can find the pdf faster online. i just found my psych textbook in like fourteen seconds. call me blackbeard

one must imagine sisyphus as a cabbage merchant

being a lesbian is so dumb. this girl once sent me a photo of a rat she found in a dumpster and i imagined kissing her in a botanical garden

probably the best advice I've ever got was from my grandpa when I moved from my town and started a university, he told me to leave the house everytime when I start to feel down, just to go to the park, a supermarket, a bookstore, to even drive in a bus or tram, just be around other people because staying at home all the time kills you; and you know he was right

reblog if you’re okay with people reaching out to you to say hello & have a chat, even if it’s just for a couple minutes :)

hook hand in unloveable car door

in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

more money

one (1) cat

every single book on my "books to buy" list

another cool rock

knees that work

ankles that work

hips that work

an airplane

Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

a relic,,,, of a happier time,,,

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

It’s not a praise kink I just like attention