Kat or Kit|23|Pedro Pascal currently owns my heart, mind and soul|
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This is just amazing! One of my all time faves;
a ww2 au santiago ‘pope’ garcia x reader x frankie ‘catfish’ morales fic~
rating: m for smut; threesomes, some war violence
word count: 3.5k
summary: You’re in a relationship w/ Santi and Frankie and they both are drafted for the war; you anxiously await their return home.
a/n: ive been wanting to do a santi x reader x frankie fic for a while now, but i wanted to do something different w/ mine! just wasn’t sure how! until i got this ww2 idea~ so i hope you enjoy and feedback is always appreciated
thank you @huliabitch for this aesthetic!!!!!
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HAPPY STAR WARS DAY NERDS!!!!! Here have some semi medium okay decent Poe Dameron smut in celebration!!! This is unedited because if I have to go back and read it I guarantee you it will not get posted because I am Insecure™ and the smut I have posted before was barely smut and this is a little more. It’s not super long, so I hope it doesn’t feel too rushed or anything. I hope everyone enjoys it! Also I am but a simple woman who has not had sex and the idea of a blow job kind of grosses me out, so that particular scene in this is real short, I hope that doesn’t disappoint anyone. Gods below, I’m gonna be known for having the longest author’s notes ever, aren’t I?
Pairing: Poe Dameron x reader
Fandom: Star Wars
Words: 1633
Rating: Explicit (18+ ONLY)
Warnings: oral (m and f receiving), unprotected sex (be safe my dudes), teasing? (is that something I should mention? idk what I’m doing guys)
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a blue jones x reader fic~
word count: a little over 1k
rating: m - for smut, and themes - he owns a brothel yall know this isn’t wholesome - some slight non-con
summary: You work for Blue, but you’re in love with him. If only he would notice you….
a/n: so this was inspired by the gif below and i just wanted to try to write something different~
gif credit
tagging: @pascalispedro, @tintinwrites, @damndamer0n, @mandoplease, @darksideofclarke, @yougottakeeponkeepinon, @marvel-dameron, @mylifeliterally, @anetteaneta, @hstott, @waywaychuck, @charmantbarnes, @oof-its-a-misfit
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Sweet, Sweet Sugar
Is it wrong to be in love with someone who owns you? Not in the romantic sense, not like lovers so captivated by one other that the thought of being apart is a fate worse than death. No. Owned as in, you work for him. You make him money.
But you love him.
You wouldn’t bring him home to your mama. He’s cold. He’s calculating. He’s also charming, charismatic.
Some days you wonder if he’s the devil himself.
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8 (least fav ship) for BNHA
Hmm... Actually, I'm unsure about that one... Maybe any hero x villain, if those even exist
Sooo, the other day I made a post about how much I'm in love with Lore Olympus then noticed that I misspelled something; so I edited it and when it said that the edited version was posted, I deleted what I thought was the original only to find out that it was still the same post😅😅😅.... So here's a shorter version of that post (since I can't remember what I originally said):
Sooo, Lore Olympus is my new favorite thing ever! I love Greek mythology, mythology in general is one of my favorite things but Greek mythology (well, technically it would be Greco-Roman mythology but I prefer the Greek versions) is probably my favorite, so Lore Olympus becoming a new obsession was pretty much a no-brainer. Hades and Persephone are so pure!! Zeus is every bit as much of an ass as he always is; Hera is Queen; dude-bro Poseidon is great; Artemis is great; Hecate is bestie; Eros is the best; Hermes is also the best; Cerberus is best dog... okay, I'll end my rambling there but seriously Lore Olympus is amazing!
I just wanna say that I love the fact that Sasuke is blurred out, because honestly fuck Sasuke; I can't stand that guy...
Nor do I, and I don't know how to feel about this....
I see no difference
Pedro, what are you doing? He's adorable.....
Okay so this photo has been floating around for a while
and maybe i had been seeing a different shot, because I never... I didn't notice...
Look at this sweet mans
Ares, Ares, Ares.... Why? Just why? Leave Persephone alone you butt monkey of the Gods...
First: while Ares is being gross, insensitive, and just terrible here; while Hades may not (or maybe is) Persephone's daddy, he most certainly is the fandom's daddy.
Second: Persephone speakin' the truth
So, uhhh... where are my SPN, Pedro Pascal and Oscar Isaac mutuals at? (full disclaimer: I've never actually watched Supernatural and as far as Pedro and Oscar go; I've only seen their work for Star Wars (at least, I think that's the case for Oscar... I'm not 100% sure actually...)
I've fallen into both the Pedro Pascal and Supernatural holes, and it looks I'm not gonna find my way out any time soon....well been in the Pedro hole for two years now and the Supernatural one for three... may need help, will keep posted
Hello? Anyone? Guys, please please send me asks...just throw me a number please, I'm begging you...
[IF]= Insert Fandom/s
1. Favorite character from [IF]
2. Favorite episode/ chapter/ etc from [IF]
3. If you had to pick a character to date from [IF] who would it be
4. Favorite show/ book/ fandom/ etc?
5. Favorite ship from [IF]
6. If you could be friends with one (1) character from [IF] who would it be?
7. Least favorite character from [IF]
8. Least favorite ship from [IF]
9. What character do you most relate to from [IF]?
10. What are your head cannons about [Character, IF, etc]?
11. Any fanart you especially like from [IF]? Include artist!!
12. Have you read any fics from [IF]?
13. Any show/ book/ fandom/ etc you’ve been meaning to get into?
14. Any show/ book/ fandom/ etc that you only watch to finish it and can’t wait to leave forever?
15. What are your sexuality head canons for [character]
16. Have you drawn any fanart or written any fics for [IF]
17. Favorite opening/ closing song from [IF]
18. Brotp from [IF]
Make sure to fill in the fandoms you want whenever you see [IF] and characters for [character] and specify if you don’t have a preference
(Hey psst, guys please, even if you don’t really care just throw a number at me, please I beg of you)
Update: I have now also fallen into the Oscar Isaac hole...
I've fallen into both the Pedro Pascal and Supernatural holes, and it looks I'm not gonna find my way out any time soon....well been in the Pedro hole for two years now and the Supernatural one for three... may need help, will keep posted
Obi Wan Kenobi x Reader
Summary: Obi Wan finds out you have been hiding a secret from him for a few years.
Word count: 1.5k
You did not know how long it had been since you were in the Jedi Temple. About 5 years or so. You did not wish to return and yet here you were. The famed Jedi Master, who had been cast out, was now back.
You sighed as you walked through the halls, ignoring the looks you got. No one questioned you, they knew you had been asked to come back. But you refused. After you were cast out, you moved to a far off planet. A peaceful one and settled down. A year later, a knock came to your door.
Opening it, you found your old master there. “Kit” you greeted the man who smiled back at you. Looking behind him to see Windu and Master Yoda. You sighed and opened the door. Walking away from it, there was no point in inviting them in. They would come anyway. No point in turning them away, they would still make there way in. You leaned against your counter as the men sat at your table. Waiting for them to speak.
“I believe, an apology is owed to you” Windu started, you replied in a scoff. Blowing air from your nose and shaking your head. “You did not trade secrets… You did not break the code” Windu sighed, looking to Kit for help. “We are sorry” Kit said, looking to you. Hoping you would give him your famous smile and accept the apology. “What’s made you change your mind” was all you replied with.
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Fandoms
Books/Manga:
The Song of Achilles
A Song of Ice and Fire
Warriors (Erin Hunter) (as far as A Vision of Shadows for main arcs, Hawgwing's Journey for Super Editions and Shadows of the Clans for Novellas)
Tolkien
JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
Anime:
Naruto
My Hero Academia/Boku No Hero Academia
Castlevania
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Hetalia
Death Note
Attack on Titan
Avatar: The Last Airbender
TV Shows:
The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance
The Flash
The Mandolorian
Power Rangers (Jungle Fury, Mystic Force, Dino Thunder and Operation Overdrive)
Star Trek (TOS and Next Gen)
The Umbrella Academy
Misc:
Critical Role
Winx Club
Pokemon
DCAU
MCU
Barbie movies
Send me asks!!
[IF]= Insert Fandom/s
1. Favorite character from [IF]
2. Favorite episode/ chapter/ etc from [IF]
3. If you had to pick a character to date from [IF] who would it be
4. Favorite show/ book/ fandom/ etc?
5. Favorite ship from [IF]
6. If you could be friends with one (1) character from [IF] who would it be?
7. Least favorite character from [IF]
8. Least favorite ship from [IF]
9. What character do you most relate to from [IF]?
10. What are your head cannons about [Character, IF, etc]?
11. Any fanart you especially like from [IF]? Include artist!!
12. Have you read any fics from [IF]?
13. Any show/ book/ fandom/ etc you’ve been meaning to get into?
14. Any show/ book/ fandom/ etc that you only watch to finish it and can’t wait to leave forever?
15. What are your sexuality head canons for [character]
16. Have you drawn any fanart or written any fics for [IF]
17. Favorite opening/ closing song from [IF]
18. Brotp from [IF]
Make sure to fill in the fandoms you want whenever you see [IF] and characters for [character] and specify if you don’t have a preference
(Hey psst, guys please, even if you don’t really care just throw a number at me, please I beg of you)
Loki: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Stephen: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Loki, desperately, as Stephen bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Stephen: Oh! B positive.
Loki: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP, JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Stephen:
16, 32, and 36 for the ask me anything asks
Hi!!! Sorry it's taken so long to answer.
16. That's a tough one.... one of my favorite songs is definitely Somebody to Love by Queen.
32. Hmmm, another tough one.... I do love Mel Brooks' Blazing Saddles, and just Mel Brooks in general.
36. Kittywampus, and pretty much any word that seems like utter nonsense.
(Woooo more nasty prompts! Woooo Oberyn :3 Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original)
-Him usually trying his best to dissolve the situation with his calmest tone, only to gradually grow hot tempered from your loud tone
-Him getting in on it with you and raising his voice as well at you until you’d both come to a stop
-Him inching closer to your face and whispering to you how mad he is at you for you behavior, only to tell you that he must punish you for this
-Him grabbing your arms and feverishly pressing his lips to yours, taking complete control of you
-Him biting your neck and kissing it as he pushes you up against the nearest wall
-Him slapping your ass for your “behavior” as he teases you with his words, only to grip you back to feel you
-Him pushing you down your knees and making you pleasure him with your mouth
-Him surprising you by pulling you back up and thrusting into you as he picks you up
-Him holding you tightly to him and making you scream as he thrusts wildly into you
-Him smirking after all of it and asking you if you’ll behave next time, only to reward you whatever answer you give him
‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls
I've fallen into both the Pedro Pascal and Supernatural holes, and it looks I'm not gonna find my way out any time soon....well been in the Pedro hole for two years now and the Supernatural one for three... may need help, will keep posted
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Just really want to soak Javi’s mustache in my cum 🥺
I mean yeah same
I second that
Not to be a slut but I wanna hold hands with Javier Peña.
I adore that Pedro told the toy that he missed it simply because it's a toy version of Grogu. It's always the first thing I think of whenever I think of Pedro or The Mandolorian.
Pedro and Baby Yoda being too cute for words ♡
Look everyone, it's da babu!!!
Baby Yoda in THE MANDALORIAN 2x04 — Chapter 12: The Siege
I can so see this happening to me, though I'd probably have it with my brother.
After watching a video of Pedro Pascal I said “I would let that man break my spine in half”
Without looking up from her iPod my mother asked me what was wrong with me.
This, right here absolutely fucking delights me....
I am once again forced to giggle at the idea of Whiskey and Javi together.
Whiskey, all but a force of nature, who jumps in a fighter jet and takes off, or takes off into the jungle without so much as a can of bug spray. Whiskey, who throws caution to the wind and makes no plans. Whiskey, who laughs and says that he’ll make it up as he goes along, thank you very much. Whiskey, who humors Javi’s tendency to plan and fret for as long as he can, but in the end just decides to wing it.
Javi, jogging along behind him, annoyed and muttering to himself, two packs and an extra bullet proof vest in hand. Javi, the mother hen, who’s new catch phrase is “dammit, Jack” followed by frantically dashing out of the room. Javi, who makes grids on maps and tries to explain the intricate nature of the cartels (Jack knows all of this already. Despite what Javi, thinks, he has actually been listening this whole time) while Jack leans his chair back on two legs and watches, unruffled and bored.
Yes please...
omg guys being tipsy with javi and making out on his sofa like middle school makeout style where you’re not in a hurry to go any further. just enjoying each other and the touches and the being so absorbed with each other. oh wow
Jack, please get glasses...
How would Whiskey react if you took him to a cat cafe to try to teach him what cats are once and for all? -T🐈⬛C
Oh God... Oberyn, Din no....
i saw a post from @support-local-bands about pedro’s characters as john mulaney quotes and my hand slipped? disclaimer: i learned about most of these characters through tumblr so if something’s grossly inaccurate that’s my bad (i had a really hard time with ezra’s???)
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Pero Tovar: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
Marcus Pike: “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”
Din Djarin: “Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?”
Ezra: “Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice- that’s life!”
Agent Whiskey: “It’s perfume.”
Javier Peña: “STREET SMARTS!”
Maxwell Lord: “This is the height of luxury!”
Frankie Morales: “I’m very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.”
Oberyn Martell: “Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”