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Alright I need to know.

Did anybody else's parents teached them about period and death at a young age without sugar coating it, or is it just my family?

Cause my mom explained to my sister and I about period when we were like four or five years old. We saw her pads and tampons, asked what they where, and she explained it. Didn't say we'll understand when we're older, none of that junk, she just explained it like. The funny thing is that we didn't care, we were just happy to know what that was.

She also explained to us about death when we asked why we didn't have grandpa's like other kids. She just explained death to us in a way that a five/six year old kid can understand.

And in all honesty, I love my mom for that. She understood that we wanted to know, so she explained to us in a way a child can understand.

But all honesty, were anybody else parents like that? Or are my parents just really good at parenting?

Is it weird that I want to see a drawing of heatwave (from transformers rescue bots) punching megatron (transformers prime) in the face or interface panels? Because I don't think it's weird and I believe that heatwave deserves to give megatron a good beating

Do you also hate it when you go to a new school after getting emotional damage and probably some kind of trauma, and wishing to have a god relationship with the kids in the class, but because of all the damage from your old school you end up not talking to anyone and then the kids pick on you, and you just want to finish all the time you have to be with them and then not seeing them ever again? No? Just me

Was at my aunt and uncle today for family dinner.

Apparently he bought a mega hat for laughs (we don't live in America).

And I have to agree with him, that is very funny

Living my best/worst (can't decide) life while thinking of the lost light crew doing some event were they need to wear clothes and somebot decides that femmes have to wear a dress and mechs have to wear a suit (is that how it's written?), And most of the crew respects it although they are confused by that.

And then the day of the party comes and everybot just loses their slag cause rodimus is wearing a combination of a dress and a suit.

And when asked why, he just says that he wasn't sure what he was supposed to wear.

And long story short that's how the crew finds out that rodimus is gender queer

Hey, so I need to write a 16 page long book for a school assignment and I want to ask for help because I am not sure how to write it, I already know what I'm going to write and I already have characters ideas, I just need help in figuring out how to write it and how to not make it boring.

Please help I have no idea how to write a book

After the drugs stops working, rodimus in the med bay getting a check up:

Ratchet:*looking at rodimus's processor* I'm not sure what chousd rodimus to act so strangely.

Ultra Magnus: I see, hopefully we could figure it out.

Rodimus: you know, I actually really enjoyed those last few hours. My processor wasn't going like 100 mph for once and I could actually focus on my work without getting distracted every two seconds.

Ratchet, Ultra Magnus, Megatron and everybot else in the med bay: *Relishing that rodimus as the cybertronian equivalent of ADHD and none of them knew, including him* This explains so much and yet so little at the same time. Oh primus we're so stupid for not relishing.

Rodimus:*confused* are y'all ok? Did I miss something?

Drift: don't worry about it rodi. But just out of curiosity, do you remember who gave you the energon before you started filling weird?

Rodimus: yeah, it was getaway. Said he made it himself as a gift.

Drift and everybot else:*Relishing what getaway was trying to do* `I'm going to kill getaway`

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.

So, I am currently watching tf cyberverse (got to season 3) and I really like the "bee as no memories" thing that they did the first season.

And that made me think

What if bumblebee woke up just a few thousand years after the meteor that killed the dinosaurs and put grim on shut down.

What if he still didn't remember anything and wondered around earth looking for answers and something to do?

What if while walking around he heard the Allspark calling for him and started following it?

What if while following in it's direction he met cheetor (I don't know how to write his name)?

What if when cheetor found out that bee can hear the Allspark he brought him to it? What if the Allspark chose bee to not also protect it but also to be cheetors friend?

What if bee became a triple changer with a beast form so he could also move around without being spotted?

What if him and cheetor spent millions of years together, becoming eachothers family and learning about the world they are in together?

What will happen in the show? Will windblade atill find grim? Or teletran X? What about the seekers problem? It did only start because she stopped to talk with bee.

There are so many possibilities to how things could happen and it's really interesting to think about it.

I have too many headcanons about transformers characters and I don't have anyone to talk to about.

So, if this gets, like, a hundred likes, I am going to make a short list of my most prominent ones that are stuck in my brain twenty four seven.

My mom just said one of the funniest things I have ever heard she said "the bigger the conspiracy theory, the stupider/ dumber the person." And I couldn't stop laughing for like five minutes. I fu*ing love my mom