The Midwestern Princess

Boromir: "We can use this ring-"

(Name): You have literally spent less than 10 minutes with a ring you just thought was a legend and you think we can use it to save us?? Brother let us ask the hobbit what he had to face just to get to Rivendell *Turns to Frodo*

THEY ARE SO- AAAQAAAAAAA💞💞

Sketch Dump of the Durin Brothers ☀️🌙 !

Nikki for president

Yayyyyy

idk if middle earth has valentine, probably not, but if they DONT imagine asking ur one to be your valentine and they just DONT GET WHAT YOU MEAN😭😭 Like what do you mean valentine? What is a valentine? Valentines day? What is that? Why are you making that face? Did I say something wrong?

After explaining what it is they just think it is the sweetes thing <3

Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

IM SORRY BUT WE WONT SURVIVE ON THE FOOD IN MIDDLE EARTH

Alright so, after looking at the food in Middle earth it does look amazing BUT I WONT BE ABLE TO EAT MY NOODLES OR RICE!! Like I love my po-tat-oes but I can only eat so many until I have had my fill for the week. And let me not even get started on seasoning, Middle earth is based on Europe with a lot of similarities and differences but one small problem with this..... we got OUR SPICES from ancient Egyptian, Chinese, and Indian cultures so what do you my dear readers think the food in Middle earth tastes like? Pepper is going to become hot and salt the new sweet BECAUSE SUGAR IS ALSO FROM ASIA....

But just imagen coming from our world tasting a dish from Lord Elrond or someone else that is an important person and smack talk them for calling pepper spicy. You are going to be standing there and ask if you can make something for yourself cus this shit was so bland and boring. (Spoiler you are going to invent spices right then and there and become super rich and famous, Smaug can go and cry in a corner cus u wont be needing his treasure)

Frodo is such a good lad 🍵💝

OMG- THIS IS STUNNING✨✨✨

My favorite doomed by the narrative guy.