Lmao Get Loved Loser

Or just start stealing shit

So I’m making a lovely Sunday dinner tonight, but in order to get everything ready on time I need to start the brioche bread early. Something you may not know about brioche is that the fat content in the dough counteracts the gluten elasticity, thus it takes longer to develop. So anyways I put my dough in the stan mixer and as one might guess the intense butter content causes the dough to slap across the bowl in a very sus sounding way. Fast forward to just now and my Father walks into the kitchen bleary eyed and instantly goes to inspect the kitchen, whereupon a look of realization crosses his face. “Oohh, it’s just bread.” My father thought I was clapping ass at 8:00 on a SUNDAY MORNING!!!

Forget Neil Gaiman, look at how smart bees are.

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

I just had to share this Kosher Beef with ya’ll! Happy first night of Hannukkah! 🕎

I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

IF NOT FRIEND, WHY FRIEND SHAPED!?!?

I’m just saying, if I was a doctor I’d keep stickers and decals of popular adult media characters with me along with sugar free lollipops to give out after your checkup.

Like, just because I’m an adult doesn’t mean I don’t want a little treat. Being at the doctor’s office is stressful my guy. If you’re gonna pay out the ass for medical insurance you at least deserve a sticker for your troubles.

we seriously need to bring back the concept of “despite its flaws i still enjoy it” instead of ‘cancelling’ every fuckin thing in sight 

So…maybe I’ve been living under a rock or smthn, but I’ve been seeing a LOT of RadioApple lately. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that;)

And like, I get it. It’s funny cuz their arguing over who’s a better dad and shit but like…

Has nobody thought of a joke about Lilith and Alastor having a passionate love affair for seven years? Like obviously it’s not canon (for many reasons) and there’s prolly somthn more sinister goin on but that would be so fucking hilarious.

Alastor: I’m not just a step-dad, I’m the dad who stepped up!

Lucifer: I’m gonna step on you!

Alastor: That’s what she sai-

*Que cat fight noises*

I can’t not you guy…

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