The Stray Cat

Thrawn: *does something unorthodox*

Samakro: *bristles*

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Thrawn: *does something unorthodox*

Eli: *bristles*

Thrawn: Ah, memories!

Thrawn: Can I shoot them?

His handlers: Not in public.

thrawn + politics = chaos (reference fully intended)

sooo i’m really making a quotes masterpost of thrawn’s political incompetence aren’t i. timothy zahn was like “i need to make sure the reader knows how politically inept thrawn is AT ALL TIMES” and it’s so delightful that i ain’t even mad. (and to be fair, it’s really fucking relatable.)

thanks to the ascendancy novels we know that not only imperial politics are a problem for him, but it’s always been … an issue, even in the ascendancy. so we’re doing this thing full on chronologically, beginning with the memories sections in chaos rising. buckle up kids because it’s going to be a LONG ride.

i’m mostly making this post for reference so feel free to skip to the parts that interest you—there are headings for every novel—because i honestly can’t imagine someone wants to read ALL THAT (and that’s probably not even all of it because i’m sure i missed some moments). sjdgdg enjoy!!!

now updated for lesser evil!!

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Actually I think it would be really funny if Thrawn makes contact with the CDEF and it’s fucking Roscu who ends up picking up the transmission. I just KNOW she would be like “You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me you ASSHOLE!! What are you DOING out here I will blast you into oblivion for trespassing in Chiss space fuck you fuck you” and Thrawn is just “I’m glad to see you haven’t changed I’m however Please help me I’m stranded and last I saw Ar’alani she wanted me to report in. I’m trying to find her.”

I want a book/show where the main "heroes" are the children of widely known villains, but instead of the whole repent for the father's sins thing they're incredibly proud that their dad helped build the Death Star.

I might write this.

there is love in this story. even in its most brutal end. there is love in the story. how? where? here: here in me telling it to you, in spite of everything. because of everything.

I will try to write a little thing soon, something naughty

Imagine being in a relationship with Thrawn and seeing Thurfian in secret, or vice versa. The Drama ✨ the scandal ✨the insolence ✨ he will shit talk all the time !

Oh gods yes.

I will try to write something as well, but the thought of actually writing what I want to read makes me gag. The work 🥲

😂 Oh but this is going to be so much fun.

Interesting point, only sons ? I do see him go crazy for his daughter yet. But yeah he would be super protective, like Thrawn, just a different way.

(Thrawn totally wants girls, but would be happy with boys)

I think that Thurfian would want boys, but would be crazy for his daughter. Tell her the story of how Thalias held him at gunpoint, and be like "never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in."

THIS LOOKS SO FRICKING GOOOOOOD!

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I knew nothing about this and it’s just awesome! What a dedication to a fandom!

Awww thank you @ele-millennial-weirdo 🥰

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Love you all! And all of my friends 😘

This is the Nugget of Friendship.

It is not given lightly. Yet I give it to you.

Yes. I mean YOU.

Now shoo.

Pass on the Nugget of Friendship.

Tim has every reason to have developed dissociative identity disorder.

His torture by the hands of the Joker. The immense pressure put on him from being Robin. His lonely childhood.

What I am saying is: Joker Jr. and Drake are a part of Tim, but they are separate personalities.