Stan Pines From Gravity Falls

Just a lil toasty it's fine

I’M A LITTLE BIT AFRAID TO PUT MY HAND IN THE OVEN EVEN WITH A OVEN MITT ON! IT’S VERY WARM IN THERE! LOL

They look nice >:(

Deadly Snakes

The feeling of blasting music in your headphones and then taking your headphones out

I deeply imagine him and Jacques smoking together, but Jacques stopped (likely) and Lemony didn't.

The one detail in Penultimate Peril that I will never, ever get over is that Lemony Snicket smokes. He shows up and offers to take away the Baudelaires, and he's smoking a cigarette.

All through the series, fire is the ultimate Bad Thing. The good guys are firefighters and the bad guys are firestarters. Arson is the worst crime. And the Baudelaires' descent into moral ambiguity is shown through them starting multiple fires.

Lemony Snicket might as well be the poster boy for VFD. He was raised in it since infancy. He lost Beatrice because of the consequences of being a volunteer. He has been on the lam for at least fifteen years because of his dedication to it. He lost both of his siblings to it. There are plenty of people in the series who question VFD and its motives, but for all it's done to hurt him, Snicket is very loyal. He does point out some flaws, but not as many as you'd expect.

And yet Lemony smokes. Lemony starts fires every day to feed his own addiction. He carries a lighter or matches with him at all times, just like the villains do. He regularly engages in a massive fire hazard. He says himself that a man who smokes cigarettes is somewhere in between wicked and noble. I want to know how someone so deep in VFD even started smoking.

I think the one thing I am the saltiest about Netflix not including is that. Truly Lemony being a smoker is everything to me.

It's okay I just need it by Friday

I'm sorry, I need to borrow one of your lungs.

*borrows one of your lungs*

I'll give it back in a little bit. I think I already apologized but just in case I didn't I'm sorry

where can I buy

merch idea for transfems and transmascs

He really was, I brought this up a few days ago with my friends

Larry the waiter did not deserve to be boiled in curry, he was best boy.

That is all

The world is quiet here

Queer person agenda.

Trivia- Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender

Their Gender has never been confirmed.

They are potentially transgender.

It is their opinion that asparagus is tastier than corn.

Klaus finds them the scariest.

Let's not forget he had the most Queer Biker coded brother, and Bi sister. Plus Violet was such an experimenting Aroace. Klaus is bi or gay. Sunny is literally a toddler I'm not making a comment on her. Fiona is lesbian idc if she liked Klaus.

it is kinda funny that, in a lot of asoue, lemony ends up kinda in the role of the straight man

you know, mostly because that's the only time he's ever been accused of that

saving this for later

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