Tonight’s vibe is having your first kiss while listening to I Love You Like An Alcoholic by The Taxpayers
Atsushi Nakajima you don't deserve to be so criminally underrated in your own show
This has to be the most beautiful Inej art I’ve ever seen
[THE WRAITH]
Yea so Ody is finally home and he’s with his wife and son. It’s all cool and fun. But hold on. Can you imagine how HORRIFYING Odysseus and his family must be to other Royals now?
Here is a king that fought monsters, witches, slaughtered most of the male Nobles in his kingdom. FOUGHT POSEIDON AND MADE HIM BEG FOR MERCY!
And worst of all, he is crazy smart. So negotiating or trying to make deals with Odysseus must be the most horrifying thing in existence at the time. You can’t threaten him, you can’t negotiate a better position than him, you can only just sit there and smile as you pray you don’t accidentally offend him.
Oh and that’s not all, If Penelope also dislikes you, you’re f***ed. Because Odysseus fought a war for 10 years over an oath. Imagine what he would do if someone tried something with his wife… OH WAIT, we don’t have to. He SLAUGHTERED them! And she might not even need him to.
She is from Sparta and by Odysseus own words JUST AS SMART AS HIM. The main reason she didn’t go out and fight those nobles/kick them out is because of the laws of hospitality (which are enforced by Zeus). But with her god piercer husband, she doesn’t need to be so polite anymore. And she held the kingdom together for 20 years! She knows how to handle business. So yea, don’t mess with her either.
And his kid? He’s a warrior of the mind now! Who has the favor of ATHENA! WHO in a very short time learned how to fight. Going from losing a fist fight, to fighting dozens of men who only overwhelmed him because he got TIRED of kicking their asses! He has ATHENA on his side as his best friend. Dont even try
Point is The Ithaca royal family is a f***ing nightmare to deal with now.
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
literally everyone
Please reblog so I can make this happen
I just walked up to my sister and said “I need you to listen to me very carefully. I am currently surviving on 1 ibuprofen 1 Tylenol, the spite to be more educated than my dad, and the spite to not kill myself before my dad does. Do not speak to me”
She handed me a popsicle
The way this isn’t an exaggeration is the perfect summary of bad
Souheki having entire convos in their minds
How tf am I so down bad for this person I JUST FUCKING MET THREE WEEKS AGO?! I’m usually more sensible than this! Why is this person so hot and sweet and oh my fucking god! They’re such a flirt too! Why do I like them wtf??!!!