This Has To Be The Most Beautiful Inej Art I’ve Ever Seen

Athena is the member at family gatherings who is somehow the most responsible but will also help you throw down verbally or physically against anyone she sees as fit for punishment

goddess of wisdom, master of war

The way this isn’t an exaggeration is the perfect summary of bad

Souheki having entire convos in their minds

Dude this is the worst, my aunt had to give me her old pill bottle that I could actually open

Do I understand the importance of child safety locks on medication caps? Yes.

Is it also a unique kinda fucked that the cap on my arthritis medication is VERY difficult to open? Also yes.

Tonight’s vibe is having your first kiss while listening to I Love You Like An Alcoholic by The Taxpayers

How tf am I so down bad for this person I JUST FUCKING MET THREE WEEKS AGO?! I’m usually more sensible than this! Why is this person so hot and sweet and oh my fucking god! They’re such a flirt too! Why do I like them wtf??!!!

Hungover in the City of Dust by Autoheart

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Yea so Ody is finally home and he’s with his wife and son. It’s all cool and fun. But hold on. Can you imagine how HORRIFYING Odysseus and his family must be to other Royals now?

Here is a king that fought monsters, witches, slaughtered most of the male Nobles in his kingdom. FOUGHT POSEIDON AND MADE HIM BEG FOR MERCY!

And worst of all, he is crazy smart. So negotiating or trying to make deals with Odysseus must be the most horrifying thing in existence at the time. You can’t threaten him, you can’t negotiate a better position than him, you can only just sit there and smile as you pray you don’t accidentally offend him.

Oh and that’s not all, If Penelope also dislikes you, you’re f***ed. Because Odysseus fought a war for 10 years over an oath. Imagine what he would do if someone tried something with his wife… OH WAIT, we don’t have to. He SLAUGHTERED them! And she might not even need him to.

She is from Sparta and by Odysseus own words JUST AS SMART AS HIM. The main reason she didn’t go out and fight those nobles/kick them out is because of the laws of hospitality (which are enforced by Zeus). But with her god piercer husband, she doesn’t need to be so polite anymore. And she held the kingdom together for 20 years! She knows how to handle business. So yea, don’t mess with her either.

And his kid? He’s a warrior of the mind now! Who has the favor of ATHENA! WHO in a very short time learned how to fight. Going from losing a fist fight, to fighting dozens of men who only overwhelmed him because he got TIRED of kicking their asses! He has ATHENA on his side as his best friend. Dont even try

Point is The Ithaca royal family is a f***ing nightmare to deal with now.

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Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

The neurodivergence is strong in this one