Latest Posts by ask-lance-the-iceking - Page 4

Is it hard to be so cold? Eh? Ice puns!

Lance: I'm not actually sure, I don't really feel cold.... So the cold never bothers me

????: I will burn this maintain and it's snow to the ground.... And the so called king.

Ooc: i need some ask

Send 💬 + a rumor and my muse will react to it.

Hey, I need help raising money for my grandma. Someone stole all of the money out of her Bank account and now I'm worried for her

https://gofund.me/193af961

Ooc: I was playing submotica below zero and started crying because a sea monkey scared me

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

Yo Flareon, why do you want to kill Lance?

*the Flareon flinched looking around* Flareon: great, I'm hearing voices..... I'm not actually going to kill him, mostly beat him unconscious. And the reason if for him hiding in the mountains, it's fücking freezing!

*a Flareon walks through the snowy mountain mumbling angrily and shaking from his cold.* ???: I.... I'm going to kill him when I find him...."

*Flareon available for questions*

Okay, so I want to interact with other ask blogs, but I am also extremely nervous to interact with other ask blogs

PokeAsk Warning

If you get a anonymous or a message based like: Can you puff up your cheeks? Can you blow really hard? Can you blow a dandelion? Can you huff and puff like a wolf? Can you imitate a puffer fish blowing up? Or anything along these lines It is. A fetish based thing and you should not do it They are either sent anonymous OR through blank untitled blogs. The person/people involved keep deleting and remaking their blog. All these untitled blogs do is follow “puffy cheek” blogs or send out asks and such pertaining to that, with no content of their own on the blog. Please block these people or block the anonymous messages you get. Don’t try to fight anyone or anything just block and move on or at least tell others about it. Stay safe and have a lovely day

Hey Lance, are you looking to have a Bishōnen ninja boy as one of your special...."servant"?

Lance: of course, anyone is allowed to be my servants, be they pokemon or human, as long as they follow my orders

Isn't a God greater than a king Lance?

Lance: *scoffs* some pokèmon might say a god is greater but they're wrong! If I met one of the gods I would make them bow before me!

Lance, what makes you so sure you're a king, hmm?

Lance: simple, when I was an eevee my mother and father would always say I was destined for greatness. What's greater than being a king? Exactly, nothing.

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Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

PERIOD 💅💅💅

rare vent art from a few months ago

Yakko Warner meets Invader Zim

From Rob Paulsen’s Talkin’ Toons podcast

RB IF YOU AGREE

Reblog if you 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

please do

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Hello, it’s me Mod Jazzy again.  So, I’m still struggling to set everything back up but I also have to try and refollow pokeask blogs cuz my dash is all staff recommended and this kills the jazzy. Tumblr recommended me the “do you like the color of the sky” post and I aged 75 years. If you don’t mind me following/interacting with you, please give me your blog below! Please Reply with your Active PokeAsk blog so I can give it a follow or reblog it as well if you want… I’ll try to check everyone out and give a follow..

(Ooc: fun fact, I'm scared of talking to other mods of other blogs)

I got Rockruff

Who’s your Pokémon partner? [200 possibilities]

Welcome, young trainer, to the Pokémon laboratory! I’m Professor Bayberry and here the Pokémon partner selection process works a little differently — instead of the trainer picking the Pokémon, the Pokémon picks the trainer. Why don’t you sit down and answer a few questions while we wait to see which of our many Pokémon chooses you?

— [ it’s finally done! head’s up, this is a long quiz, 44 questions! art credit here ]

not at all friendly reminder for transphobes to fuck off! just unfollow and block me, I don’t want to interact with you.

this includes people who support transphobes or think it’s ok to be transphobic cause it’s a “differing opinion” or cause of religious reasons! I hate that this even has to be said because that is very clearly transphobia, yet people love to insist it isn’t.

if you are transphobic, you are not welcome here. leave.