An ask blog lead by one crazy/spiritual Berserker, one retired dragon hunter/now dragon rescuing Viking and by PTSD and scarred handsome Saami with trust issues. Ask away to find out how we get along and what struggles we deal with each other and the rest of the world!
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Dagur: We look so cool! Like Superheroes! Thank you!!
Dagur: Could I request me as Common Hoopoe and Mala as Blue Jay please? Sadly I don't know much about these birds, only when I see the grace of the Blue Jay and punky feather hairdo of the Hoopoe-*hehe silly name*- I think of me my and my love.
Eret: Aaawww, you're precious to me too❤️
Eret: Also you have good skills capturing my better photos! I know it's not easy to time me for a good photo where I don't look face twisted or dumb, so I appreciate your talent.
He’s like generally so precious to me
Solved mystery behind Lars number 2.
In RoB Twins mentioned cousin Lars already, which means that in RttE they used Lars number 2 to avoid possible confusion that Twins are related to Grimmborns.
Which and let's be honest there would be freakin funny XD
Viggo: No, it certainly would not....
Chilli it, Viggy.
Viggo: Don't call me that.
Viggy?
Wiggly Viggy?
Wiggle wiggly Vigg-
Viggo: ENOUGH!!!
😍😍😍
Hewwo! Could I request Eret as Kea?
Fun facts:
- This parrot is from a New Zealand and is a second parrot there. Another one is Kakapo
- They are omnivore so their diet has more options than regular parrots. They even hunt, hence why their beak is so different from other parrots!
- Keas are very smart and playful creatures that roll snow into balls and play with them on the mountains.
- In their sanctuary they are taught to recognize which color goes to which in an exchange for a treat.
Dagur: Dangerous roomies? Hiccups big brothers? THAT'S US!!!!
Viggo: Obviously. Anyway we reblog this to spread a word around.
Eret: There's a LOT of things about me. I might ask her for something from the list🤔
Requests are open!
Rules:
You send me a number in asks and I choose if I:
- Draw them (doodle, comic strip)
- Write about them (Hc, short, funny scene)
- Make a quote with them
Explanations about code names:
BrynRet - is a ship with @skysiren41 's OC Brynja, one armed lass with Albinism (my art of her in an adorable mushroom overall). She is a healer like her mother but skilled hunter and a great fighter. She has a prosthetic arm that can summon: sword, crossbow and a dagger.
Topaz: Is Brynja's Goldscale dragon. He's a lazy but temperament feisty fella who loves honey and bugs and was separated from his mother as a hatchling.
Avalanche: A halfbreed of Shockjaw and a Stormcutter. He has a big appetite for fish but loves his rider and would never betray him. Unless you have a tuna.
Blizzard: Eret's very first dragon. A blue Singetail he rescued from one of his traps on his journey to try to fix his mistakes before becoming a dragon rider.
Eret's cousins: He may not have a sibling, but he has 5 cousins who are just as annoying. Especially if you're the youngest.
Eret's parents:
Dangerous roomies: What it's like for Hiccup to live with his three friends, who each are a pain in the ass of their own. Characters: Hiccup, Eret, Dagur, Viggo.
Hiccup's big brothers: Hiccup's faithful and loyal bodyguards have to deal how to live with each other on one island, without Hiccup who can tear them apart when things get messy.
Mysterious slot: Random choice from my fandom OCs.
Fandoms: ToA, Httyd, Rotg, Mdtbh(My dad the bounty hunter)
@ziggityzigg @chaotic-trav @skysiren41 @sunrisemcash @one-httyd-a-day @vibing-with-trashy-trolls @rootinteen @fanaticdragonrider @phoenix-rock-26
Do you miss Ryker?
Viggo: Sometimes yes. Despite everything he's still my brother. We had our good times when we were kids and when we spared in the arena together, and we had our worse times when Ryker had a hard time accepting my Chiefly position. But alas, some people disappoint you.
Eret: This is how I look every night after my nightmares. And in the morning with my hungovers. Just waiting for the right time to get up and walk it off.
They broke up
Maybe a private question, but have you experienced bullying in your past/childhood?
Viggo: I had an older brother.
Dagur: I had a mean fake friend.
Eret: I have four older cousins.
Viggo and Dagur:.............
Viggo: Your point?
Dagur: You mean they still do?
Eret: More or less. I am the youngest in our group so the picking up on me continues but this time I am better at fighting back. How about you guys?
Dagur: Yeah, this kid use to call me ugly names, humiliated me and took things from me.....
Viggo: I'm sorry for what you two went and are going through.
Dagur: And you? What about you and Rykey?
Viggo: Ryker was picking on me once I started walking. He would pick on me, remind me I'm smaller and younger. It was until my grandfather taught me how to stand up for myself and use something my brother lacked on. A Grimmborn smarts.
Viggo, I would first like to say that you are (in my site) a very smart, clever, handsome, and at more than a few points, brave, so it wouldn’t be out of the question to ask, if you had not lead a life of villainy, would you have gotten yourself a partner? Maybe started a family?
Viggo: That's an.... I never thought about it this way. As I stated once, I never considered myself evil back in the day. Busy running family business is what I'd use.
Viggo: As for starting a family..... If I led an alternative life..... I wish I could answer that. I did imagine that one day I would have a family but finding the other half is where things would get stuck. I was never a ladies man and in my youth I sometimes ran on the wild side.
Viggo: I have the charm. I would care and love them..... But it's the skill to meet someone that I lack. The skill, the time and never being in the right company.
To: the silly Dagur.
I know you call hiccup “brother” a lot, and after you guys made up, is there a good friendship there? And if something were to happen, where he needed help would you be there?
Dagur: Well duh! Obvi! I'm still pissy about Hiccup not telling us about Drago so we could help! We could make a difference there! And believe me that I told him that. Also made it clear that next time Berk and dragons are in danger, we want to be there.
would you guys eat roasted grasshoppers?
Viggo: If they were flavored with spices?
Dagur: I've had alive ones. So roasted is an update.
Eret: Already had it. Not impressed.
I’m making a silly power point for a college event, I think you guys will like what I have so far
Am I putting in more effort than I should? Probably.
Eret: 😳😳😳
Dagur: Ooh man! I'm so gonna use it!
Eret: Come on man, really? It's not even real me!
Viggo: Well, it's just as arrogant as you. And full of itself.
Eret: THATS! NOT! ME! 😡
Dagur: I can't wait to have fun with this! Oh! I'm gonna ask you both same questions and compare your reactions!
Eret: Yeah but only the real Eret can hurt you! Give me that phone!
Dagur: Oh shit! *runs away from Eret*
Viggo: *watches them run* Hhmm.... Compare their reactions, huh? That could help with getting things done.
Dear Thor.
DEAR THOR😰
DEAR ODIN😭
@ziggityzigg LOOK AT THIS🪦
(asking cuz i forgor)
How about dogs? What breeds yall like?
Viggo: I always liked fighting and tall breeds like Dobermans and Rottweilers and Great Danes. Despite their history I like their warm and playful behavior behind the rough and sharp exterior.
Dagur: My favorite dogs are Shepherds or Frenchies! I know they have nothing in common but if I had a dog, I would get a Frenchie. Shepherds are amazing but I would have to have better living conditions for a big dog.
Eret: Nice choices both of you. I always liked family dogs that represent loyalty like Golden Retriever or Pitbull. If I could, I would adopt a Pitbull and nurse them back to health and to trust humans again. These dogs suffer because of people who don't realize how sensitive these dogs are and how important the training is.
Viggo: Huh.....
do you guys like cats? :0
Dagur: Except for Eret me and Viggo do. I always liked cats and their funny crazy behavior. They remind me of me in a way.
Viggo: Because they're destructive and hairy?
Dagur: So you don't like cats?
Viggo: I do. Just not cats that act like you.
Dagur: Touche.
Dagur: Yeah. We made him swallow allergy pills and now he's asleep on the couch with Freckles on top of him. Well.... I hope he's just asleep. We gave him a bit more than one pill.
Viggo: *checking his pulse* He's alive. But he's drooling on your couch.
Dagur:........ Eh, small sacrifice. At least Freckles is happy.
What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD
Eret: Phew, cats......
Dagur: What's your issue with cats?
Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.
Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....
Eret: I'd look for a new place.
Viggo:.......... Really?
Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?
Viggo: You're allergic to cats?
Eret: Maybe. Why?
Dagur:.......
Viggo:......
Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?
Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.
Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!
Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?
Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.
Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.
Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!
Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!
Eret:.........
Viggo:......
Dagur: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
"finest dragon trapper alive" yeah cuz Viggo's dead
Dagur: How dare you!?
Eret: My, all points fit. Should I start courting Hiccup?
Viggo: Don't forget there's two of us in this category. But I'm willing to share.
Eret: You might have to. I take 5 times a week, you get weekends.
Viggo: I beg your pardon?
Dagur: I wanna share Hiccup too!
Viggo: We should think about it first and consult it with Hiccup.
Dagur: And if we end up dating him all together in one big poly, we at least don't have to be ashamed of each other nude in bed after that-
Eret: Dagur, we agreed to not talk about the New Years party night.
Viggo: He has a point Eret. However, we might have to talk about it.
Eret: Do we? It's already awkward even now.
Dagur: For fucks sake, so we had a very drunk and very passionate three-some one time, grow up!
I can't help, but think:
~ dark hair
~ brown eyes
~ strong/ muscular
~ tall
~ handsome
~ probably big-dicked
Hiccup seems to have a type is all I'm saying
(Dagur stays forever mad about not fitting the type)
My theory is that he- oh wait, he's here.
Viggo: Thank you deity but I'll take it from there.
Viggo: The process itself was quite dangerous but simple too. All we needed was to find its location, watch the whirl center to count down for how long it lasts before setting a couple of very long chains at the bottom of the sea and after drawing the Submaripper to the chains locations, all we needed was to pull to secure at least one of the limbs before making it eat a lot of substance that shall remain a secret to make it fall asleep so we could actually drag it to the Trader's shores. It was quite a struggle to pull but as you have seen, I've succeeded. And if you ask about how we tied it up, we used the chain and a high sea stack to pull the dragon up to finish the jobs before dropping the dragon on the bottom until it woke up and began its chaos.
Viggo: As for the Shellfire. Similar process but it required a lagoon, harpoons and strong ships. Also strong dragons. Good thing we had the Catastrophic Quakens to do the heavy lifting. After the ship was built, we pulled the dragon back into the sea and started with the plan.
How do u think viggo managed to chain a submeripper underwater or capture a shelfire cause thats running on my mind for a while now?
@ask-viggo-and-dagur Viggo help me out here
I can't say for certain how Viggo did it. I can, however, provide my opinion on the matter. I'd like to think that the dragon eye may have given Viggo a general location to the submaripper whereabouts. After he managed to find one I think it would make the most sense to take it out with a large amount of dragon root. He may have dumped it straight into the ocean or had his men fire arrows at it if it came close to the waters surface.
Viggo: That's no use. Eret can easily become a drama queen when he's scared. Now he's scrubbing away the 'rash' with a dish soap.
What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD
Eret: Phew, cats......
Dagur: What's your issue with cats?
Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.
Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....
Eret: I'd look for a new place.
Viggo:.......... Really?
Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?
Viggo: You're allergic to cats?
Eret: Maybe. Why?
Dagur:.......
Viggo:......
Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?
Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.
Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!
Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?
Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.
Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.
Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!
Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!
Eret: Never! Ah it touched me! Oh my skin is burning!
Viggo: Dramatic much?
What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD
Eret: Phew, cats......
Dagur: What's your issue with cats?
Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.
Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....
Eret: I'd look for a new place.
Viggo:.......... Really?
Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?
Viggo: You're allergic to cats?
Eret: Maybe. Why?
Dagur:.......
Viggo:......
Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?
Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.
Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!
Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?
Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.
Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.
Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!
Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!
What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD
Eret: Phew, cats......
Dagur: What's your issue with cats?
Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.
Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....
Eret: I'd look for a new place.
Viggo:.......... Really?
Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?
Viggo: You're allergic to cats?
Eret: Maybe. Why?
Dagur:.......
Viggo:......
Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?
Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.
Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!
Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?
Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.
Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.
Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!
Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!
Scince you all met, somehow, have you found a liking to each other or are you still weary of each other about some things?
Dagur: 'Some things?' Anon, you have no idea how difficult is to live with these two!
Eret: Right back at ya!
Viggo: As you can see, we're still working on making our habitation bearable.
Eret: It wouldn't be unbearable if Dagur did his chore turns, didn't leave weapons lying around, cleaned the sink and bathtub after he's done shaving and would actually ask before taking others good!
Dagur: So I took a few cookies and a bag of chips from you, big deal mister 'I hoard all the goods for myself'. At least I'm not singing in the bathroom with the radio songs so falsely! Everytime you start singing, I want to rip my ears off! Also, shopping with you for groceries is a nightmare!
Viggo: At least he's trying to buy us things we need, not like when you went to take care of the groceries and came back with fizzy drinks, large meat and over 10 boxes of pizza. And I agree with the sink thing, it's really disgusting.
Dagur: Don't try to take his side when your unbearable too! Just because you're making a business call, it doesn't have to mean you have to do it in the same room as we are! I get it you want us to be quiet but you can also take it to your own room!
Eret: And you always drink all of the coffee!
Viggo: Why is that a problem for you? You don't drink coffee.
Eret: Of course I do! Well, rarely when I have a busy day ahead of me but still! Also your annoying habit of leaving your stuff around the house is really triggering! It takes me days to find my stuff because they're lying under your filthy mugs, sweaters, files and coats!
Viggo: At least I'm not bringing a one night companies here that we have to deal with in the morning, finding you both in awkward positions! I don't care if their place is far or they have company there. You either do your night play somewhere else or I'm changing the locks!
Dagur: Well Anon, I hope that answered your question. If you wish to know what we actually enjoy about each other's company, ask us in a hour or two so we can cool off. Things get heated here fast. And if you wish to know details about certain things you just heard, feel free to ask us some more.
Dumbest scar stories?
Viggo: Come on Eret, say it.
Dagur: You already told us and you have more dumber scars than we!
Eret: Wasn't this ask meant for everyone? Fine fine. I'll tell you which one is the dumbest but after you two.
Viggo: Fair enough. When I was 13 and in my rebellious state, I challenged my brother into joining me in hunting the Fireworms and then putting them into other's shoes. Long story short, I carry around 20 little bite scars on my left thigh after the dragons bit through a basket.
Dagur: Ptttff! Never knew you were a prankster!
Viggo: We all have a history. Now you, Dagur.
Dagur: Alright. My dumbest scar is from when I was in a prison. Do you know the saying that the first day in prison you should beat the toughest guy in there to asert authority?
Eret: Yes?
Viggo: This is gonna be good.
Dagur: Well the first rule should be: Before you tackle the toughest guy there, make sure your way is clear off stone so you won't get spiked on that guy's garments.
Viggo: *Hiss* That sounds painful.
Dagur: I carry 4 dot scars on my belly from that guy's knee spikes. Thankfully that guy crossed it and helped me treat it before taking me under his wings. After he passed away I revenged him and stated my authority amongst the prisoners.
Eret: That's..... You should write a book about it, I'd love to read it.
Dagur: Eh, why not. Anyway now for the best part! Eret, your turn!
Eret: Alright alright. If I had to choose between my brand, my reckless childhood and my sail stops, I'd be most embarrassed of the scar on my ass and, uhm.. slightly lower.
Viggo: Please tell me that didn't happen when you were kid.
Eret: No no. It happened when I was 17 and me and my cousins were taking a sailing trip into the warm waters to have a bachelor party for my cousin Bjorn and my ex girlfriend who were getting married. While celebrating that night we went for a midnight nude swim in a lagoon that was only a few meters from the ocean. To spare you the details, an hour after doing shitty bets cousins tried to remove from me a very furious and blood thirsty octopus ever so carefully so I wouldn't have to return home with an excuse of my I'm down one part of me.
Viggo:................
Dagur:.............. BWAHAHAHAH!!!! OH MY GODS!
Viggo: You made that up, right?
Eret: I wish. That taught me that some bets aren't worth consequences.
Dagur: Oh I can't breathe! HAHAHAA!!!
Eret: Alright laugh it up you two! Now you know why I hate Octopuses!
…
You guys want a hug?
Dagur: Always! Bring it in!
Eret: Oh um... If you want to?
Viggo: I'd rather not-
Dagur: Group hug!!!
Eret: What-Oof! A little too tight there Dagur!
Viggo: This is your fault Anon. Never say hug in front of Dagur again. Not in my presence at least...... Please.
Whats all three of y’alls fav animal?
Viggo: After week of arguing we decided to settle on penguins, but each of us have their own favorite species. My favorite is the Humboldt's penguin. There's something about them that draws me to them.
Dagur: My is the Rockhopper penguin. They are so cool and can live in the toughest environments and they are rocking their hairdos!
Eret: My favorite is the Little blue penguin. I encountered them on my journeys and they are the cutest animals I have ever seen. And have hilarious mating calls.
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