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What is your opinion on all three main villain? Drago, Grimmel, The Red death? (This is for everyone)
Eret:.........
Dagur: Oh boy. The D.R.A.GO. topic.....
Viggo: You need a minute Eret?
Eret: Um yeah.... I think I do....
After Eret put on his headphones Viggo and Dagur went to take turns.
Viggo: I have never met the brutal man but I was told enough of him to know that his mind wasn't right. Seems like dealing with Krogan was the better option...
Dagur: I'm still upset Hiccup didn't warn us, we could've help. I wish I could blast that guy's head off!
Viggo: As for Grimmel, I would like to meet this guy in person.
Dagur: Really?
Viggo: Yes. To humiliate him and trigger him into attacking me so I could slit his throat.
Dagur:........ That was beautifully said.
Viggo: Thank you. Eret? Anything you wish to add?
Eret: Only that I have met him. One of the scariest people I've met. Doesn't respect personal space....
Dagur: Ouch...... Now the Red death....... Well, I'm definitely glad he didn't hurt Shattermaster and he won't slave other dragons.
Viggo: I wish I could see him. Back in the day it would certainly be a challenge to find him. But now it would be just to witness.
Eret: Honestly, I'm glad I didn't get to see him. Not sure if we would make it out alive but finding the nest would definitely help my former job.
What? Dagur, do you really think Hiccup wouldn't like Astrid's bossy attitude in general or even better, behind closed doors? Also what did you do to get such a reaction from Mala?
Dagur: Hiccup? Are you the anonymous?
Dagur: Anyway, Hiccup was bossed around and pushed over his whole life, by myself included. Everyone has its limit and I believe that seeing Hiccup snap at Astrid will definitely hurt both. And I don't want that for them.
Dagur: As for me and Mala? Turns out she wasn't really that angry about me teaching our son throwing daggers in the house. She was actually checking me out in a way I never saw on her before. Turns out she's been trying to learn knitting and wanted to make me a sweater so she was calculating my broadness and height.
Dagur: But she still got me anxious with her snarky comment and how she balanced the knife like she was planning on throwing it at me. She likes to keep me on my toes and honestly, the way she does it is hot.
Dagur, What are your thoughts on Hiccup x Astrid?
Dagur: That Hiccup is definitely gonna be the henpecked husband dreading his terrifying wife! But if that's what Hiccup is into, I cannot blame him.
Eret: Because you and Mala are the the same?
Viggo: Pttff, good one.
Dagur: What?! No! No way I'm like Hiccup! I'm Astrid in the relationship!
Viggo: You feared going home because and I quote: She stared at you whole morning with her dagger sharp eyes but smiled sweetly.
Dagur: That's different! She's my queen who's in-Okay fine, I am like Hiccup. Just, you know, braver...
Eret: How?
Dagur: Because I like her bossy attitude in certain private situations.
Viggo: Well that took a strange turn fast.
Hey, I would like to ask Viggo why he alsways called hiccup my boy or my dear?
Viggo: Mainly due to the age and his still foolish youth. But over the time it grew into respectful pronounce that in such young age he managed to do so much.
what is you guys preferred breakfast when you star the day?
(this question is for anyone, mostly Viggo and Dagur)
Viggo: All I need in the morning is a cup of hot brew to start a day. The food is only additional options since I begin with work early.
Dagur: And stays up then till another breakfast. Anyway, I like my breakfast like I like my dragon. Hot and spicy. It's that painful burn that really kicks me out of the sleep and onward whatever awaits me!
Viggo: However after sharing living with Eret, we've been getting a proper food and even still warm during a morning small talk. He had to take over the cooking after Dagur burnt down the kitchen.
Dagur: Wonder when that gets old. Anyway as Eret's making breakfast now, his favorite food is sweet pastry and a LOT of bacon. Once he made Saami pancakes. They were decent until we found out what it's made for.
Viggo: I knew that brown color was unnatural. And the metalic taste..... But I'll hand it to his people how talented they are in using every part of the animal.
Dagur: In short, NEVER letting that guy serve us pancakes made of animal blood.... NEVER!!!! That's too nuts! Even for the Nuts!
Eret, what do you think about you x Hiccup?
Eret: Well if I had to be honest, I think that we could make it work. If Astrid wasn't in the picture, I think that I would won him over by now. But, I'm not that kind of person to hurt a friend and go behind Astrid's back on her boyfriend. I'm a gentleman, not a prick.
Dagur: Ooh, you're a keeper!
Eret: Wh-Get the f@ck out!
Dagur: Viggo! Guess what Eret just admitted!
Eret: Sorry anon, I have to go and I don't want to get blood on my new laptop.
Eret, tell me what you’ve been doing for the past time as Drago’s basically slave. What did u do in your free time if u got any??
Eret: Oh, I'm not sure if you will like that answer my friend. But I'll tell you. Besides spending most of the month trying to not repeat coming empty handed to him, ........... I.. I used to spend quite some time drinking my worries away, seeking a pleasant comfort in a both woman and men company to just for a few hours forget about what kind of life I'm in. I was in. The hungovers after were horrible and often kept me regretting... But that pain was my choice. Noone else caused me that pain and so I was in those morning aware that I'm alive. Suffering from my get aways but alive.
Eret: As for the free time when I wasn't drinking or bedding with someone? I spent my time whitling, wining money and stuff in Maces and Talons, playing on cittern and singing with my crew and also shopping a little. For anything. Ingredients for cooking, hunting equipment and sometimes even silly things to later gift someone in an attempt to bargain or just to make a cute sad kid smile.
I would like to ask Viggo about the Hiccup x Viggo thing, and how he feels about it?
Viggo: Besides the fact that I admire Hiccup in many ways, I'm not a man that would draw someone's attention by hurting him as I have in past. And I'm quite happy with the advisor/friend relationship we have now. But between you and me, I quite enjoy what you people can come up with to make it a story or a fine art that I may witness online. Definitely tickles the mind and body at the time, I give you guys that.
Congratulations the anonymous for being the first ask messager! Thank you!
Eret: You are such a moron...
Dagur: Hey! I didn't know better! So it took a while to allow asks for our blog, big deal.
Viggo: This idiocy might even outrun the coffee incident.
Dagur: Well the internet was suddenly faster
Eret: Still don't know how you cracked my password on my laptop. I had to buy a new one and change my passwords.
Dagur: You mean: EretSonOfEret123456?
Eret: That's it! I'm getting myself a safe!
Viggo: In order to keep our ask blog safe for us and our viewers, we would appreciate if you didn't send us things related to the any political situation-
Dagur: -please no spamming with bullshit that make no sense-
Eret: -and we're begging you for not getting any NSFW stuff. We want to be a safe blog.
Viggo: You are however allowed to ask us anything you like about ourselves and how we manage to stay in one room. Despite everything.
Dagur: You can ask us things related to our original versions and as well as our modern versions. So things like computers and kaifee is known to us.
Eret: That's coffee dumbass.
Dagur: Whatever
Eret: If you wish to ask us something spicy, please try to be discreet and not very detailed and-
Viggo: Just don't ask us too private questions. Please.
Dagur: If any of you overstep, we'll add more rules so please don't make us return here.
That shall be all from our three bloggers everyone! Now my turn to introduce you into a couple of things I don't want lads to know:
Ships you can ask about:
Eret x Hiccup
Eret x Astrid
Eret x Hiccup x Astrid
Eret x Heather
Eret x Valka
Dagur x Mala
Dagur x Hiccup
Viggo x Hiccup
Viggo x Valka
Eret x Dagur x Viggo
Eret x Dagur x Viggo x Hiccup
Role play threads are allowed only with other ask blogs or OC dragons. No forced ships.
Credits for the artists:
https://pin.it/3ecATpG2y - can't find them so at least I send here the source. If they reach out, I'll change it -Eret
https://www.tumblr.com/krikunjayvoice/736435909508120576/its-good-that-the-series-didnt-show-what?source=share -Viggo artist
https://www.tumblr.com/mandolindoodler?source=share - Dagur artist