PROMPTS FROM HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (pt. 1) Assorted Dialogue From The 2006 Disney Channel Original Movie.

A HANDFUL OF MISCELLANEOUS PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue most likely taken from taskmaster, adjust as necessary

i was so shit at that.

i don't know what the hell is going on.

you know i'm strong, so if i break this, that's on you.

i'm under a lot of stress.

are you going to explain yourself?

this isn't fair.

there's a peep hole.

what am i gonna do with that?

i wish that was a joke.

was it that bad?

have you tried it?

it could take a few months.

there's something inside this.

i'm good at this! i'm very good.

can you argue with me though?

you look fabulous.

do you chase people?

we'll come back to that later.

was that wrong?

i would have done it... if you'd done your fucking job.

say it. we're all adults here.

whisper it to me.

that's enough!

god, i almost believed you.

look at me!

listen, i don't care about that.

we are lovers.

where's the cheese grater?

live your truth. if you like it, you like it.

i don't feel good saying this.

would you like some dessert?

i didn't say it was going to be funny.

this is amazing.

the least i could do was rob him.

they're all pieces of shit.

i make this look good.

how do you make cereal? do you add the milk first, or add the cereal first?

how dare you.

this has been a weird week for me.

i dressed as spongebob to go to a party.

i find it religiously insensitive.

let's never speak of it again.

are you married?

maybe you and i could hang out sometime.

i didn't realize you had a degree.

can i play a saxophone? no.

there's a dignity in total failure.

you look happy.

i am happy any day that i'm with you.

i just feel like we've got so much in common.

what life choices brought you here?

we're creatures of habit, aren't we?

would you like some champagne?

so... i've set it on fire.

when i don't smile, people think i'm dead.

he needs to smile more.

that's my favorite bee gees song.

i'm in quite a lot of pain.

am i missing something?

here we are!

what's your favorite swear word?

not today, satan.

you're doing so well today!

this is where the magic doesn't happen.

smells nice in here!

nice to know i'll never find love.

i don't know if you can tell, but i feel quite lonely.

shall we hold hands?

neither of you noticed this woman lying on the floor?

it's in your pocket!

don't know what's going on... but then to be honest, i've not had a clue what's going on for most of this.

i don't mean to be rude.

do you feel any sense of shame?

'you were asleep/unconscious/comatose' prompts

"So, you're finally awake."

"Good of you to join us."

"They don't know you're awake yet. Stay down."

"Oh my god. [Name]? Hi, [name]?"

"Get up. Now."

"I'm not leaving you here. GET UP."

"Hi. How are you feeling?"

"Sleep okay?"

"You know there are, like, actual beds here. You didn't have to take the floor."

"Relax. Nothing happened."

"Thirsty?"

"Can you hear me?"

"How'd you sleep?"

"You absolute fucking idiot."

"How could you be so stupid?"

"You were pretty out of it."

"Relax. We're safe here."

"We're not there yet. Go back to sleep."

"We're about halfway."

"You're on next watch."

"Up and at 'em. We have activity."

"You wanted me to wake you if [x], right? Well, [x]."

labour - paris paloma … sentence starters 

“So now I’ve gotta run.”

“This was an escape plan.”

“Dive into the waves below.”

“I know you’re a smart man.”

“And I’m getting fucking tired.”

“It’s dominance under a guise.”

“I’d watch and could not save her.”

“You make me do too much labor.”

“Silence haunts our bed chamber.”

“Why are you hanging on so tight.”

“It’s not an act of love if you make her.”

“The callous skin on my hands is cracking.”

“If our love ends would that be a bad thing?“

“All day, every day, therapist, mother, maid…”

“Apologies from my tongue, and never yours.”

“If our love died would that be the worst thing?“

“I can undo this mistake… at least I’ve gotta try.”

“Live to attend him, so that he never lifts a finger.”

“Emotional torture from the head of your high table.”

“Who tends the orchards? Who fixes up the gables?”

“She’d do what you taught her. She’d meet the same cruel fate.”

“I know you’re a smart man and weaponize the false incompetence.”

“And walk back down again to feel your words and their sharp sting?”

“Twenty-four seven, baby machine, so he can live out his picket fence dreams.”

“For somebody that I thought was my savior, you sure make me do a whole lot of labor.”

You’re home. (via pinterest)

Just got pulled into a meeting where I was told my job will no longer be offered remotely and that I would need to move to keep it😭 so there goes my job

Also it is NOT an April Fools Prank which also is really cool to tell friends and family cause they all think I’m joking

creepy and kooky, mysterious and spooky … sentence starters

“We aren’t alone here.”

“Its eyes keep following me.”

“I think this place is haunted.”

“Something just touched me…”

“Is that you flickering the lights?”

“That sounds like… children laughing.” 

“I’m not imagining it, there was a face!”

“Is it just me, or do those look like eyes?”

“I swear, there was someone watching us!”

“No, that looks like blood. Why is there blood?”

“The branches look like they’re reaching for us… “ 

“I don’t think we should stay here. It doesn’t feel safe.”

“Oh my god, this is like something out of a horror movie.”

“Take it from me, you should sleep with the light on here.”

“I’ll pay you $20 bucks if you spend the night here, alone.”

“That chair just moved… oh my god, that chair just moved!”

“He’s right there. Can’t you see him? He’s right behind you.”

“Don’t worry, it was just some old story. I’m sure it’s not real.”

“And they say on a night like tonight, you can still hear her singing…”

“No one else is supposed to be here tonight… so, why am I hearing crying?”

“Haha, that was really funny, knocking on the walls like — what do you mean that wasn’t you?”

send me   ‘ grab ‘   for my muse to silently, frantically, grab at your muse’s hand during an intense emotional moment. 

send  ‘ grabbed ‘   for your muse to frantically grab at my muse’s hand

hamilton musical : workshop songs … sentence starters

“Bitch, please!”

“I’m not here for you.”

“And I’ll be here for you.”

“Be careful who you hurt.”

“So, yeah, congratulations!“

“You didn’t kill him, did you?”

“PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!”

“Not me, this friend, it’s a friend.”

“Were you here this whole time?”

“It was an act of political sacrifice.”

“Let it go. Live to fight another day.”

“Go ahead, you can call me the devil.”

“You know what? I don’t like your tone.”

“The reality is messier and richer, kids.”

“The reality is not a pretty picture, kids.”

“Now, are you capable of such a thing?”

“You have invented a new kind of stupid.”

“The line is behind me, I crossed it again.” 

“You could’ve given me a word of warning.”

“No sign of disagreement. Not one rumble.”

“You’re smiling because you know I’m right.”

“And I am broke down, tired and exhausted.”

“He’s in a bit of a bind and he needs advice.”

“No one knows who you are or what you do.”

“It’s not my fault people think you’re crooked.”

“You don’t have to bring a gun to a knife fight.”

“I begged you to take a break, you refused to.”

“Let everybody know you can learn to let it go.”

“You’ve redefined your legacy, congratulations!“

“So scared of what your enemies will do to you.”

“You’re the only enemy you ever seem to lose to.”

“She changed my life, she made my life worthwhile.”

“Don’t respond, stay quiet until these men are gone.”

“Now look around, we’re fighting amongst ourselves.”

“He doesn’t dignify schoolyard taunts with a response!”

“You’re a nuisance with no sense. You’ll die of irrelevance.”

“The friend who would tell me not to do this is in the ground.”

“God, what have we done with our lives and what did it get us?“

“He’ll consider this a personal slander. I’ve gotta stop a homicide.”

“We bleed and fight for you… sometimes it seems that’s all we do.”

“My god, your pride will be the death of us all! Beware: it goeth before the fall.”

“You swing at my family, you better not miss. You better have another punch to throw!”

“These men, these envious venomous men, won’t let go the scent till they taste blood.”

“You have invented a new kind of stupid. A damage you can never undo, kind of stupid. An ‘open all the cages in the zoo’, kind of stupid. Truly you didn’t think this through kind of stupid.”