Yesss I Love My Big Boomer Daddy Luci! Thank You So Much For My Matchup! I’m All Warm And Fuzzy Inside
Yesss I love my big Boomer Daddy Luci! Thank you so much for my matchup! I’m all warm and fuzzy inside now.
See mom I know how to write a thank you note
(Part 1) I only use Tumblr to lurk and I've never done an ask before, so I hope this comes through ok! You're an angel (devil?) for doing matchups, so I thought I'd humbly request one! I'm Nikki, and I'm an old lady by fandom standards. I grew up in the deep South US (NC and New Orleans), and lived in Italy for a while. I wanted to be a linguist when I was younger, and I still love learning foreign languages. I have a degree in French (cont in pt 2)
(part 2) and I'm now a lawyer, because academics don't pay the bills. I work with child abuse victims, which is rewarding. I love to travel, but I can't much because a) I got court to go to and b) I also love animals, and it's hard to find someone who will take care of dogs, guinea pigs, and reptiles all at once. I'm sarcastic, kind of flippant as a defense mechanism. I'm usually the funny friend, but I get sassy when I'm on the whiskey (cont in pt 3) (part 3!) I'm a big fan of nonfiction books, especially about science and history, and historical dramas on Netflix. I love Netflix and chill with my partner, but I am pretty independent, so I like spending time alone traveling, taking care of critters, or working out. My love language is acts of service, so I show I care by cleaning the house or running errands for my man/lady. (last part incoming!) (last part!) My partner needs to be independent, with a dark sense of humor, who doesn't mind me venting about the grisly and/or weird stuff I see at work. I do like a responsible guy, 'cause I don't wanna be your mama and your gf at the same time. He should also be accepting of weird backwoods southern-isms, like buying taxidermy, saying "bless your heart", and listening to Dolly Parton and Rebirth Brass Band. Thanks! I love your blog!
Hello love!
Thank you for sending in a request! awwwww i’m glad to be your first!
I hope you like the result!
Okay so lets’ see... I’m kind of torn between Lucifer and Barbatos.
I decided to match you with Lucifer!
So i’m going to keep it real with you, I think your southern upbringing would add to this relationship a lot. First I thought it’s super risky to do this but let’s go anyway. I mean I don’t really want to bring religion into this, but we all know their background in the game.
Lucifer would be very wary with anyone coming from a highly religious area, but sooner or later he would learn about your own perspectives. (since you play the game I assumed you’re not the stereotype being an English major taught me)
It would take him quite some time to share his views with you in depth, honestly you have a better chance at getting anyone else to open up about their past than him. But I think once you get someone else to do it and now you already know briefly whats up, he would just tell you himself. After all he takes buliding a relationship seriously once he is truly interested in someone.
I think your academic career and the fact that you are a lawyer would impress him and after he learns this about you, his respect for you will grow. Which is very important when it comes to Lucifer.
Lucifer had quite a lot of centuries to pick up languages. Although he isn’t speaking them all either (i mean he is a demon how many languages would he really need), he sees the value of being a multilingual human. Just to test you, he would sometimes switch between them.
It is canon that he is supposed to be outgoing as well, were it not for his very limited amount of free time. So he definitely understands your struggles to get away, as he is the most responsible demon in the household. Once in a blue moon he would probably get to have a couple of days off with you though. I’m sure he knows people who’d take care of your animals for a few days. (probably not one of his brothers though.)
He appreciates a sarcastic s/o as he can be a bit sarcastic as well. Your flippant nature will only turn him on, especially since you are also responsible so flippant attitudes coming from you hit differently.
Drinking with him is something you probably wouldn’t be able to avoid. I’m sure he would enjoy your sassy nature, he is one of the best at handling that so don’t worry about conflicts.
I’m sure he would be able to talk in detail about historical events as he was there when it was all written. So this would be a common topic of conversation! in a healthy relationship good conversations are a must, so you two got that down as well. None of you is bored! Also I don’t really see him reading fiction tbh, so you are on the same page.
Netflix and chill is up on his priority list as well, so again no trouble on either side.
Lucifer in canon can fall in love with whoever it happens with, but an independent partner makes his life easier. By this I mean that he is usually busy so his partner would be very disappointed if they expected him to entertain them for many hours a day. Sure, he does make time for you so you don’t feel neglected as he wants to be a good partner. At the end of the day he is in love.
He would definitely appreciate your love language! He always needs a helping hand, although he is usually too full of pride to actually ask for help with big things. So basically you’d probably get to do the easy stuff.
His love language is affection so hopefully you are prepared for lots of private times!
Also love language is just something you have to talk about with him, I think for his beloved he is willing to do things he normally wouldn’t. like you need a new dress?? want to hold hands in public?? want some reassurement?? gotcha (ok with some of these he might struggle but he tries so we gotta give him that)
I think he fits into everything you described your wish for a partner. he is mature and respnsible, and don’t worry he has heard and seen some stuff your stories would be hard to compare.
so he has his own sense of decoration and if you look into his room, some taxidermy is just fine... 👀
hmmm idk about “bless” in his case because of reasons mentioned above but thats a conversation he will have with you
He is also very keen on music, so thats also a topic to discuss. he is probably more into classicals, but he just wants to learn more about his partner to be able to fully love and understand them. so if it means listening to Dolly Parton, then so be it.
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Ok let’s say all kids who want to go to college decide to join the military.
What y’all gonna do with all the kids with depression, or ADHD, or physical disabilities? They usually can’t enlist without a medical waiver, so what? You can’t go to college because you were born wrong, oops.
And what y’all gonna do when you have to train, arm, feed, and pay the salaries of millions of additional troops? And then pay for their college on top of that? Why don’t you save money and cut out the middle part, and just pay for the college?
Are y’all still gonna bitch about how China outpaces us in education and we don’t have a strong educated workforce, but you don’t want people to go to college unless they’re willing to get shot? Y’all gonna pretend this is a matter of “econ 101″ when you apparently didn’t sit through economics long enough to learn what a positive externality is?
It’s almost like conservatives react purely out of the spiteful attitude that “I had to pay for college/health care and it was hard for me, so everyone else must have to suffer as well.”
(edit: and I say this as someone with $200k debt from grad/law schools, and who would be fucking thrilled to see everyone younger than me go to school for free, and I’ll rant about that all day)
You can pry my Picrew out of my cold dead hands.
Cold.
Dead.
Hands.
(Picrew me has had enough of your bullshit)
i know people are calling picrews cringe and all but i can not hate the simple joy of making and dressing up a little cartoon person and then looking at it and going “it’s me! :D”
Lucifer is Jumin Han, but with the superior pet species, and that’s why I love him.
Who doesn’t love a guy who loves dogs? Lucifer with a puppy Cerberus anyone? Yes? Yes.
You have no idea how much I enjoyed this post.
I want Mammon to come work on my dad’s old Barracuda with me, and then get a speeding ticket in it because fuck the police. If he can ride one of our Triumphs, I will accept his proposal regardless of how many backup singers he can get.
Maybe it doesn't help you, but I asked my Car Friend his opinions on the car inspo and he basically said the same things you did, including the mustang front, but he said "corvette vents" on the side instead of mentioning Porsche
😯 That's very helpful actually. Everytime I look at Mammon's car, I just cannot place the vents. The Porsche mention was more so directed at the body line/style of it starting from about the door back. BUT Corvette vents!! The vents on the side are very similar to the vents on the 1963 Z06 (I had to do a bit of research to see if any specific model of Corvette had extremely similar vents- and check it out below! It should be the 3rd car here lol)
It definitely has to have drawn inspiration from quite a few cars! And at least two of them, the Corvette Z06 and the late 60's Mustang Fastback, are from the 1960's. The Nissan Fairlady Z is from the 80's.
Now, I got to thinking because of this ask, and comparing all three of our possible inspirations to the original... and I had an idea. The rear quarter panel above the rear tires... they bump up into a real pretty curve and then go back down to meet at the back piece where the tail lights are. I'm not really seeing that in any of the three we have. But, ya wanna know what it started looking like? Ferrari has produced some cars with a similar bodystyle. The 4th car below is a 1974 Ferrari Dino 246 GTS, and it shows some serious curves that I dare say are present on the rear quarter panel at least! The front quarter panel curve seems to follow more closely with the Corvette, curving down into a Mustang front end. Now, just to point out because I like writing out details, the rear half of the Ferrari is little bit longer than the car I'm so insistent on placing. Which is interesting because Ferrari is known for their mid and rear engine vehicles. The 1974 Dino 246 GTS is a mid-engine vehicle, so even with the longer rear, it's still a bit short and more similar to Mammon's car. But, Mammon's car has a shorter rear end overall, looking like it's too short to support a rear engine or even a mid-engine. This info, combined with the longer front end really says it's gotta be a front engine vehicle. This is just some small trivia I'm writing down because it might help lol
At the end of the day, all I'm saying is that it draws some serious inspiration from beautiful cars and that Mammon's taste in vehicles really fits him perfectly. We've got some heavy classic car elements going on in my opinion, and usually classic cars are already highly valued. With two of these inspos seemingly being higher end sports cars *the Corvette and the Ferrari*, combined with possibly some gorgeous muscle *the Mustang*, and of course maybe the more affordable sports car (compared to a Ferrari and Corvette, cause hot damn those are some expensive cars) *the Nissan*, you can definitely say this car was an expensive purchase. Between the possible value of the car as potentially a collectors/classic car, and probably the price he paid for it, this car is 100% Mammon in my opinion.
It's definitely gorgeous and if it was real I'd 110% jump at the chance to get my hands on it, both to drive and to possibly work on it under the hood.
(Images, in order:
Mammon's car
80's Nissan Fairlady Z
Late 60's Mustang Fastback
1963 Corvette Z06
1974 Ferrari Dino 246 GTS)
Draw! The! Boys! As! Rats!
That is all, plzkthx.
What if Mammon had an albino rat?
I had a name for the rat, but then I realized it was sort of racist-
OH MY GOD THE NOSTALGIA
Sesshomaru was legit one of the first anime boys I simped for.
SESSHOMARU ☽ 殺生丸
When you’re riddled with anxiety over living in another four years of a fascist hellscape and you’re still hungover from drinking an entire bottle of Wild Turkey during election night coverage and you had to be hungover in court and the judge thought you were a monumental dumbass
BUT
THERE’S A PROPOSAL POP QUIZ
AND I GOT THE SATAN SSR
Well I am also An Old who plays Obey Me, so I’m glad my fellow old humans are playing, I guess.
(he’s a math teacher, you know he’s a Mammon stan, he’s gonna calculate that grimm)
yall know how obey me gives the notifications for beel’s fridge thing at 12 and 6pm??? so im in math class at 12, and the teacher is on his ipad showing us an equation or sum shit and im not paying attention, im reading a fanfic. i look over at my phone, its just the obey me notif, but i look up at my computer to my teacher whos STILL SHARING HIS SCREEN and what shows up????
a notification for obey me.
on his ipad screen.
im fucking screaming
my math teacher plays obey me
what the fuck
Me encanta!
If I could draw I’d do Obey Me x my birthplace in Appalachia. Which would be camo pants and a black tank top from Walmart with Tweety Bird and the slogan “Hot Bitch” bedazzled on the front. Also the twins would be fistfighting Mammon for trying to tip a cow, and Asmo would be on one of those portable stripper poles you can attach to the hitch of a truck. Lightweight Satan would be passed out from attempting to drink moonshine. Levi would be failing at Duck Hunt, and Lucifer is just cleaning his gun, muttering under his breath.
Someone please do this. I’m very glad not to live there anymore, but I have a big ole soft spot for glorious, unpretentious trash.
I was born in Ayacucho, this is the clothes that people use in carnivals in Ayacucho.
This is Obey me x Ayacucho's carnivals? Idk! But i love the clothes of my birthplace!
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She/her (in the most nonbinary way). Mostly lurking otome blogs because horny on main. Too old for this mess.
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