You have no idea how much I enjoyed this post.
I want Mammon to come work on my dad’s old Barracuda with me, and then get a speeding ticket in it because fuck the police. If he can ride one of our Triumphs, I will accept his proposal regardless of how many backup singers he can get.
Maybe it doesn't help you, but I asked my Car Friend his opinions on the car inspo and he basically said the same things you did, including the mustang front, but he said "corvette vents" on the side instead of mentioning Porsche
😯 That's very helpful actually. Everytime I look at Mammon's car, I just cannot place the vents. The Porsche mention was more so directed at the body line/style of it starting from about the door back. BUT Corvette vents!! The vents on the side are very similar to the vents on the 1963 Z06 (I had to do a bit of research to see if any specific model of Corvette had extremely similar vents- and check it out below! It should be the 3rd car here lol)
It definitely has to have drawn inspiration from quite a few cars! And at least two of them, the Corvette Z06 and the late 60's Mustang Fastback, are from the 1960's. The Nissan Fairlady Z is from the 80's.
Now, I got to thinking because of this ask, and comparing all three of our possible inspirations to the original... and I had an idea. The rear quarter panel above the rear tires... they bump up into a real pretty curve and then go back down to meet at the back piece where the tail lights are. I'm not really seeing that in any of the three we have. But, ya wanna know what it started looking like? Ferrari has produced some cars with a similar bodystyle. The 4th car below is a 1974 Ferrari Dino 246 GTS, and it shows some serious curves that I dare say are present on the rear quarter panel at least! The front quarter panel curve seems to follow more closely with the Corvette, curving down into a Mustang front end. Now, just to point out because I like writing out details, the rear half of the Ferrari is little bit longer than the car I'm so insistent on placing. Which is interesting because Ferrari is known for their mid and rear engine vehicles. The 1974 Dino 246 GTS is a mid-engine vehicle, so even with the longer rear, it's still a bit short and more similar to Mammon's car. But, Mammon's car has a shorter rear end overall, looking like it's too short to support a rear engine or even a mid-engine. This info, combined with the longer front end really says it's gotta be a front engine vehicle. This is just some small trivia I'm writing down because it might help lol
At the end of the day, all I'm saying is that it draws some serious inspiration from beautiful cars and that Mammon's taste in vehicles really fits him perfectly. We've got some heavy classic car elements going on in my opinion, and usually classic cars are already highly valued. With two of these inspos seemingly being higher end sports cars *the Corvette and the Ferrari*, combined with possibly some gorgeous muscle *the Mustang*, and of course maybe the more affordable sports car (compared to a Ferrari and Corvette, cause hot damn those are some expensive cars) *the Nissan*, you can definitely say this car was an expensive purchase. Between the possible value of the car as potentially a collectors/classic car, and probably the price he paid for it, this car is 100% Mammon in my opinion.
It's definitely gorgeous and if it was real I'd 110% jump at the chance to get my hands on it, both to drive and to possibly work on it under the hood.
(Images, in order:
Mammon's car
80's Nissan Fairlady Z
Late 60's Mustang Fastback
1963 Corvette Z06
1974 Ferrari Dino 246 GTS)
God damn it, Simeon, I’m a lawyer. My fucking mouth is the least offensive thing about me, I fucking promise.
I’m glad Obey Me isn’t real because Simeon would hate me for how much I swear
I’m bringing him to some mud hole in Nowhere, Mississippi and teaching him noodling. And then we’re going to have a catfish fry.
Cultural exchange FTW
also did y’all know that solomon’s va’s hobby is fishing and that he’s a fish illustrator on ig 😭
Also, from my experience with Jewish friends:
Going over to the grandparents’ house, finding an old bottle of Manischewitz that hasn’t been opened in five years, discovering that it tastes like sweet gym socks, drinking it all anyway, and having the worst goddamn hangover since that one time you thought mixing everclear and Gatorade was a good idea.
I wouldn’t hit him, in part because I don’t want whatever hideous viruses he’s still carrying around.
100% would film on my phone while yelling “WORLDSTAR” though.
Can you imagine how much fun it would be to take a baseball bat to a giant fucking sea cucumber and just watch it go
GOOSH SPLAT
And then it panics and ejects its guts at you and you just keep beating it
GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH
I'm really mad about the fact that in the new event the brothers didn't let me fight against that fucking giant sea cucumber and just told me to stay away from it, they even told Solomon to fight, but not ME?! 😤 I'm so indignated right now I am not kidding 😡
Trolling the absolute shit out of my homophobic and racist in-laws in the group chat
Injecting the boomer tears directly into my veinsss
where were you when joe biden was elected forty-sixth president of the united states
Me encanta!
If I could draw I’d do Obey Me x my birthplace in Appalachia. Which would be camo pants and a black tank top from Walmart with Tweety Bird and the slogan “Hot Bitch” bedazzled on the front. Also the twins would be fistfighting Mammon for trying to tip a cow, and Asmo would be on one of those portable stripper poles you can attach to the hitch of a truck. Lightweight Satan would be passed out from attempting to drink moonshine. Levi would be failing at Duck Hunt, and Lucifer is just cleaning his gun, muttering under his breath.
Someone please do this. I’m very glad not to live there anymore, but I have a big ole soft spot for glorious, unpretentious trash.
I was born in Ayacucho, this is the clothes that people use in carnivals in Ayacucho.
This is Obey me x Ayacucho's carnivals? Idk! But i love the clothes of my birthplace!
So I have this headcanon.
Whenever I read a fanfic that says “MC” instead of being written in the first or second person, I do not picture my MC. I picture Dolly Parton.
1) Because I am pretty sure she is a literal angel.
2) Because she would have those demon boys eating out of the palm of her hand in thirty seconds flat.
Dolly X Diavolo OTP
Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death
If you know, you know.
She/her (in the most nonbinary way). Mostly lurking otome blogs because horny on main. Too old for this mess.
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