I Really Like This Art Style A Lot. It Seems, I Dunno, Symbolist In Execution?

My feelings for Diavolo are complicated, ok? I just want to be in a Lucifer/Mammon sandwich to appease my Id and Superego at the same time. Can’t I just live???

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Y’all I just spent real ass money on this wedding event.

It’s me.

I’m queen simp.

I’m bringing him to some mud hole in Nowhere, Mississippi and teaching him noodling. And then we’re going to have a catfish fry.

Cultural exchange FTW

also did y’all know that solomon’s va’s hobby is fishing and that he’s a fish illustrator on ig 😭

I swear to Diavolo I will set my own hair on fire if this man and his doggo come save me.

Remember fellow demons, fire safety is important! That's why the Devildom Fire Station has instituted a canine training program to better protect you and yours. Would you trust three-headed dalmatians (and their handlers) to come to your rescue?

Barbatos is [here]

Mammon is [here]

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A sexy college professor.

Why yes, we can study anatomy all day, daddy.

i see no difference.

As a fellow married Obey Me! player, I can confirm that nothing is worse than forgetting to turn the notification sound off and hearing Lucifer yell at you when you’re chilling with your spouse. Husband: “I don’t know what kind of hentai you’re watching, but you are not allowed to make fun of my browser history ever again.”

Today in reasons I’d like to be buried

Local Demon Brothers Personified With Onion Headlines

(with bad words and alcohol, for your consideration)

Lucifer:

Mammon:

Levi:

Satan:

Asmo:

Beel:

Belphie:

If you don’t listen to this song to hype yourself up before a run

We.

Are.

Not.

Friends.

Yeah so today I had to go to court and appear in front of a judge who, ever since I started practicing, has despised my very existence and finds a way to dress me down whenever anything goes haywire (or doesn’t go haywire, because that’s my fault too).

But anyway I was dreading going to work and it struck me that this is probably the way Mammon feels when he does some clownishness and is about to get the riot act from Lucifer. So I was like, hell with it, I’m gonna slap on my crow earrings and my gold eyeshadow (and some blue for big daddy Luci) and rock this appearance like I have all the confidence of a scummy tsundere second-born. And you know, it is kind of silly, but it did lift my spirits and made me laugh a little bit.

All of this is to say, I appreciate Obey Me! and all the awesome fans out there, because this year sucks and it is really very nice to be able to escape for a little bit into a fun game and see some great art and read some fluffy fics. It means a lot to me since most of my coping mechanisms like gym time and travel and bar-hopping are still shut down where I live. From the devs to the VAs to the fans, you never fail to brighten my day. It really makes this time bearable - and even fun!

And for that, thank you.

(and shameless selfies under the cut if you wanna pretend my liner is half-ass even)

TBH you’re much better off dating Lucifer than a lawyer. We’re all kinds of messed up and we don’t have the excuse that we have to punish Mammon all the time.

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how this year’s review makin me feel