Red: Yellow, I Want A Bedtime Story!

Second: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Chosen: Yeah-

Dark: *kicks in the door*

Purple: Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant oth-

Green: I wrote you a song.

Purple, already crying: You did?

Dark: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Second: What?

Dark: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Green: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

Yellow: Opposite over hypotenuse.

Green: Dipshit.

Blue: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Yellow: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Blue: Okay yeah thanks Yellow, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

Chosen: You need to stop swearing so much.

Dark: Shut the fuck up.

Chosen: Yeah, that's not how you do it.

Dark: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.

Chosen: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.

Dark: Shit the beep up.

Chosen:

Dark: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

Chosen: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Dark.

Second, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Chosen: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Second: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Chosen: Wait, you wanted fake blood?

Second:

Chosen: I’ll go call Dark.

Purple: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Green: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Second: And you just ran away?!

Purple: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

Second in the back of Dark's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Chosen: We have food at home.

Dark: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Second: YAYYYYYY!

Dark: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

Yellow: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.