Axolotl-on-a-string - Axolotl On A String

So today is the Lunar New Year of the Snake.

It is also, incidentally, Threshold Day.

Therefore, may I suggest

✨ The Year of the Salamander 🦎🧧✨

HP Hatecraft, the opposite of HP Lovecraft.

HP Hatecraft, the world's least racist author who owns a cat with a normal name

when your friend is in january 1st and you’re in december 31st

i’m a bit high

i’ve always felt like being born on the first of the month was a lil fun and fancy but then i began to wonder if that’s just how everyone feels about their birthday. so i made a poll about it.

Me on September 1 when it's 90 degrees out: it's FALL 🍂🍁🎃 I'm gonna wear sweaters and drink pumpkin spice lattes

Me on March 1 when it's 20 degrees out: it's SPRING 🌱🌼🌸 I'm gonna wear shorts and a t shirt and work in the garden

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

my favorite subreddit is r/IsTodayFridayThe13th which makes a single post each day (Yes or No) answering the question. Every single Thursday the 12th everyone goes “This is ridiculous! I’ve been waiting too long for Friday the 13th. I’m not even going to bother checking this sub anymore; I’ve given up hope completely.” and it makes me laugh every single time

hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao