What If The Name Carson Is Just Short For Commit Arson

I DM'd for the first time today and it was so freaking fun! I didn't know what I was doing! I was coming up with a plot that's going to extend into other sessions on the fly! I did the voices! I'm coming up with a history for these NPCs! This is amazing!

Olms are like eldritch axolotls.

WAIT HALLMARK MOVIES ARE MADE BY THE CARD COMPANY????

This whole time I thought that there was a director named Hallmark who was famous for making really bad Christmas movies and thus the name Hallmark movies.

Do you ever just wake up gasping for air because you were having a dream where you in a swimming pool underwater and since you obviously can't breathe underwater you hold your breath in the dream and then accidentally suffocate yourself in real life.

Have you ever woken up in a panic thinking that your leg is missing because it fell asleep while you were sleeping and so you just go back and forth between slapping the not missing but numb limb and trying to turn on the light so you can see that you still have a leg.

Are flamethrowers filled up with hairspray? And if so what brand?

The walls in my room are breathing.

I see you.

You see me.

We all lost our sanity.

With a snap, crack, bloody splat.

Give the dog the bones.

The eldritch horror won't leave me alone.

Hey. So I never owned a furby but what if the reason they were so creepy is because they're highly social creatures that need another one of their kind to function and without it they sort of lose it and try to gain a pseudo companionship with us but due to a difference in behavior and social standards it led to a depressive mental spiral that continued until it died.

@martuzzio for your space outlaw au (which I love by the way) you know our resident mumbo k jumbo. What would happen in a situation where he just sort of snaps. Would he live up to the k in his name? Because I feel like that would be terrifying to anyone who's on the receiving end of his wrath and the other hermit's who probably either haven't seen him angry or rarely do.