I DM'd For The First Time Today And It Was So Freaking Fun! I Didn't Know What I Was Doing! I Was Coming

Candy canes aren't allowed in prison.

They are contraband.

I searched this up.

It's true.

If you don't believe me go search it up for yourself.

Are flamethrowers filled up with hairspray? And if so what brand?

Why do I have to voice act just to talk to people? What do you mean 'it's fine' has negative connotations? And why the fudge did my phone just offer me a crying cyclops emoji?

What even is this?

WHAT EVEN IS THIS?

WHY IS THIS A THING?

WHO MADE THIS?

WHAT?!

I just tried to wipe my shadow off my paper like how you wipe eraser bits off your paper

How many people can a kelpie fit on its back? Could you make a kelpie bus? How long can it get? No wait- A kelpie train.

We're all hollow.

How many times do I have to investigate the tattoo parlor!?!?!?

Hello mycologists and bryologists

I need a bit of help with my word building. In my setting several of the creatures I've come up with have a close association with fungi, lichen and moss.

For example dwarves in my setting are made out of rock (more info on that on the post below on my page) the dwarves from the upper two levels grow mushrooms and lichen on them so I need to know what could grow in low light levels and not go into too much shock if suddenly exposed to light and/ or a change in humidity/temperature.

Another example is the bird people (name pending) whose hair bears a resemblance to the moss that grows on/around the massive caves and trees in the forest they live in.

Those are just if you need a specific direction to type about but in all honesty go ham info dump as much as you want about fungi/lichen/moss/whatever. The more info the better!

Thanks!

Carbon is in all living things as far as I'm aware. When you burn something organic its carbon gets released into the atmosphere. Gasoline is made up of dead dinosaurs. We burn it to fuel our motorized vehicles.

We're breathing in dead people.

Imagine if we had eyeballs on our knees