So I Recently Started Listening To The Magnus Archives And I Got To The Garbage Man Episode.

Technically speaking humans and avocados have a symbiotic relationship

One One One One-One won one one.

Is a grammatically correct sentence. Because a singular person named (first) One (middle) One (and two last names {yes you can have two and you usually do if you're Mexican EX: Juan Angelo Rivera-Sanchez}) One-One Won a singular one

You have free will. Go buy yourself a cake.

You don't have to only eat cake at special events.

If you light someone on fire is it arson or manslaughter?

Are flamethrowers filled up with hairspray? And if so what brand?

What's the singular for scissors?

Cuz it's like. I have scissors, there's scissors over there, I need a pair of scissors, can you get me the bucket of scissors etc.

Is it scissor, scissy-... Wait... Hold on... Oh.

Ex: can you get me the scissor bucket.

Nevermind. I'm just stupid.

This looks like something rop gil-gilad would wear.

Hey geologists I need a bit of help with my worldbuilding.

So I'm adding dwarves to my setting but not your typical short stubby fleshy dudes. But rather short stubby rocky dudes. There are three types of dwarves upper crust, mid crust, and lower crust. They grow at different levels in the earth's crust and are made out of different rocks depending on what's available at that level. Like if they're closer to the surface they're made out of rocks and gems and such that naturally grow at that level.

Small issue though I have no idea what grows- forms? At those different levels farther or closer to the surface and I also don't know in what amounts. What's rare and what's common? I imagine diamonds don't grow in the same place as amethyst.

If you guys could help me out it would be much appreciated!

P.s. I did try googling it first but I couldn't find anything.

P.p.s. a visual representation like a rock map or something would be nice but is not required.

P.p.p.s. please don't be mean to me I'm not an expert on rocks I don't know exactly what to search for which is why I'm asking for help.

Spoilers for Malevolent Parts 8-12

What the actual f**k were these last episodes? This dude had a child who is most definitely dead. John's losing it. Arthur's losing it. John's a fragment of some yellow dude??? These two have almost died like ten times in the past three episodes. Worms part two electric boogaloo. Man you have to wonder what the cop dude was thinking right before he got shot like three seconds after Arthur warned him. Arthur has committed another murder. Also what's up with the yellow dude and old women? Is john afraid of old women? He's usually so good at descriptions but the second he sees an old woman he just defaults to 'her skin is sagging' like that's not a normal thing with old people. Also these two need to talk and make better decisions; Arthurs at the hotel and he's like hey this kinda sucks I want to leave and john basically calls him a wimp and Arthur's like well I can't take this lying down and then fails to impersonate a cultist not once but TWICE!!! Then when John realizes that this is a bad idea and wants to back out Arthur just goes on right ahead because he started this thing and now he has to finish it. These guys are idiots. I can't wait to listen to the second season.

If you eat a vampire is it cannibalism?

They are basically undead humans with super powers.

Is the inverse the same?