Bash-cash - No Thanks👍🏽

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

How to protect yourself during stampede

I am trying to tell you that there are rules in life, okay? We can’t rush aging just because it’s convenient. And we can’t reverse death. No matter how sad it makes us. Okay? Some things are forever.

ELIZABETH OLSEN AS WANDA MAXIMOFF / SCARLET WITCH IN WANDAVISION | 2021

obsidian, holding matthew perry at gun point: Read the Lines

matthew perry: no… these are so Embarrassing….

Obsidian: [pulls hammer]

matthew perry: [choking back a sob] GIVE THOSE CHARLIES A SHAKE FOR THE BEN-MAN WILL YA

today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

me in public

thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello