Spideytorch — Red Carpet

Writing Drawing

Enjoy this meme I made instead of writing

i think one of my favorite underutilized traits about cassandra is that she canonically talks with a very noticeable mix of slang (and most likely a slight accent). she learned a lot about talking and words from listening to others (predominantly gotham citizens, who talk with a lot of slang and a noticeable accent) AND by listening to crappy romance reality shows on tv. she uses “i dunno” “ya bet!” (or just an over abundance of ‘ya’) outdated slang (like cutie patootie, ‘he was totally hot for me..’ etc)

anyways like. imagine being ambushed by an actual gothic nightmare come to life, it is completely indistinguishable against the awful gotham night, its whole face is concealed, nothing to even indicate it could be human….and then it goes “haha that was totes lame loser” in a horribly exaggerated hollywood-esque voice. like we’re missing out on so much here

Are you feeling the 90s energy yet?

Superboy #1 (1994)

this just made me realise i spelt nickel wrong and i have never been so embarrassed, i'm sorry but i'm british and i just copied the original post 💀💀

Inspired by This Post i saw earlier <3

@lucifers-favorite-child @vinelark

in 2004 bruce wayne watches joel schumacher's the phantom of the opera...

he immediately goes home to practice flourishing his cape, and orders 1000 candles and a canal boat. He also vows to protect gotham - his beautiful, dramatic, campy gothic city - from becoming anything like the neo-futuristic eyesore that is metropolis.

also, ever since then, when he's feeling particularly melodramatic, he'll play the title song, and sing the "dun dun dun"s as "nuh nuh nuh"s, imagining it's his theme song.

i have been trying to find the fanfiction that inspired this page, but i cannot for the life of me remember anything about it, sigh sigh, so i guess none of us will have any context for this and we can all just use our imaginations today:/

Edit!: loosely inspired by calumma —cassiopeia721 — chapter 8: Collision

((also looking at this now i realised i never finished rendering it, but this is from a while ago and i wanted to post))

this is from a while ago but in honour of deadpool's recent resurgence, i am once again thinking about spider-man/deadpool and the movie potential just goes so crazy

headcannon — that when wade was younger he hated having his photo taken and now he regrets looking miserable in every single one

Dick: So how long have you been doing this whole crime fighting thing?

Peter: Honestly, kinda lost track around the 90s but a long time.

Dick: That's rough. You got any back up like a team?

Peter: Nah. Been on several teams but none that stick. I like doing things on my own.

Dick: Any family?

Peter: Nope. My parents were CIA agents and killed by the Red Skull, the leader of Hydra, when I was young-

Dick: W-wait-

Peter: I was adopted by my aunt and uncle but when I got my powers, I let a robber go and that same robber killed my uncle-

Dick hearing aggressive running in the distance: Pete stop-

Peter: Yea and after being spider-man for a while I was hated by a news organization, was accused of killing my first girlfriend's dad-

*Aggressive running speeds up*

Dick: Pete, stop he is coming-

Peter: And then she died in my arms after I tried to catch her with a web but didn't factor in the momentum. And I have been non-stop struggling since.

*Aggressive running stops*

Dick: Oh no... he is here.

Peter: Who-

Bruce Wayne bursting through the wall holding a robin costume: SO, YOU'VE STRUGGLED ALL YOUR LIFE AND ARE, OR CLOSE TO BEING, AN ORPHAN??

Dick: PETE RUN!

getting mad at batman and changing his ID in the justice league system to buttman

bruce wayne posted this i think