That Story About Some Christians Sending Petitions To *Netflix* Asking To Cancel Good Omens Is Fucking

Pining for my crush who is magical and possibly maybe even not queer, I have now come here to lament. This is not helping

Ideal relationship of a dark academic

Reading books together in front of a fireplace, sipping on hot tea as you lean into each others warmth

Gently holding hands as you walk through the streets, quietly telling eachother about your days

Painfully cheesy pickup lines

Wearing their jacket because they insist it will be warmer than yours, despite just wanting their jacket to smell like you

Wandering around the mall together, playfully arguing over whether you should go to Cinnabon

Going to book stores together and losing track of time

“When we move in together, we should have our own little library”

Beethoven playing gently in the background as you have your first kiss

“I got us tickets to that play you were talking about”

Getting so caught up in the relationship that you forget to tell anyone about it

Going to see old movies

The kind of love where you don’t have to say anything, being in each other’s presence is enough

this summer i will learn italian and french and russian and run a marathon everyday and work for three months and get fifty new ear piercings and read every work of high literature ever created and watch every movie. but most importantly just chill and relax

kinnporsche really said "this slick evil mafia boss is going to fall in love with the weirdest most cringefail country boy imaginable and their sex WILL be problematic and extremely kinky" and then they just Did That

Another episode of "I can't believe how stupid I am"

I clicked on "Community" on Amazon Prime Video and I clicked on the "repilot" and I thought it wad some meta-humour I was promised

But

I just

Started watching the show

From its last season

My dear god I'm dense

does that mean that troubled alcoholics with a lot of money are my type??

let’s be honest, everyone’s favorite ship dynamic is just a character they can project on or relate to, and a character who’s their type

Parks and rec intro gives off The Sims build mode vibe am I right?

I'm so normal about them☺️☺️ *starts vibrating at a frequency only bats can hear*

i love this ship so much (they bring me immense emotional pain)

for real though Wikipedia is a great resource to get an overview of what you're trying to research and it gets too much flack for no reason

professors are always like “never use wikipedia as a source, anyone can edit that” but after going through 15 peer reviewed sources from jstor, i find the exact same info i got when i skimmed the wikipedia page

hi! just saw in the daniel sloss tag that you watched x! what an amazing show! i haven't been around this site for a while, but i'm translating the special into spanish and there's a joke that i can't grasp, could you help me? it's the bit that says "you go italian and then you appreciate". if you could help me with that, i'd appreciate it (no pun intended) a lot! thanks in advance!

I think it's been about 5 months since this ask was sent but I literally just discovered something in my inbox, so sorry!

If you still need it, I think "go Italian" has to do with the finger purse they do. This gesture also happens to be how you insert a menstrual cup. Hope that helped

Will I be enough for you?

In that moment, I was Thorn and Thorn was me