Justin Sitting On The Couch With Clay And Jessica And Saying "i Love You Guys" In That Ridiculous Tone

Mr. Collins : Marry me, Elizabeth!

Elizabeth : Dude no-

Mr. Collins : I will wait for your answer

Elizabeth : My answer is-

Mr. Collins : It is not uncommon for women to reject the man because they want them to try harder next time

Elizabeth : I LITERALLY JUST SAID NO-

Mr. Collins : I will ask you again later

Elizabeth : You don't need to I just said no (and call me a delicate female again I will bitch slap your whiny ass)

Mr. Collins : Oh, you're so charming I know your parents will accept

Elizabeth : *flips the table*

Marry Poppins Crowley am I right?

pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

Oftentimes it is the only thing that helps me get out of bed in the morning

im always looking forward to breakfast and coffee, even after I have my breakfast and coffee I’m excited for the next day’s breakfast and coffee

I am bAck bitches

Tumblr is a graveyard and i will be the baddest ghost in town

And did she really portray Hermione as a "pesky sjw" for trying to fight this system? GOOD GOD

Oh god did JK Rowling R E A L L Y create a fictional race of slaves that actually liked being slaves and - oh my- took it as a personal attack when you tried to tell them about the unfairness of the situation?

Good god.

So I'm questioning myself again

I've identified as bi for three years now, but recently I've been very anxious because it feel like I made it up. I've had crushes on girls and I've fallen in love with a girl once, I wanted a real relationship with her. However I haven't fallen for a girl for so long, and now I realize that I am not that sexually attracted to girls whatsoever, so I feel like I'm just straight and just made that up. I don't even remember really realizing I was bi. I have felt some kind of sexual attraction to girls before,but not so much now. Now I feel almost convinced that I've been lying to myself and everybody all this time. Although I know that objectively it's not true, for I have in fact fallen for girls, but I have anxiety and my brain is breaking because of this confusion. I need to have a crush on a girl right now otherwise I'm gonna be confused forever

I think that identifying as queer suits me more, but like... Am I even that? Am I a stupid hetero girl who wanted to feel special? Or is it my anxiety messing with my head?

Ps. BUT IF IM STRAIGHT WHY DO I FEEL THESE FEELS TOWARDS OTHER WOMEN WTF

Daniel Sloss is fucking majestic

the heart killers; fadelstyle / obligatory 'it's rotten work.' edit with a twist