Thank You For The Mention, But I Want To Take A Moment To Highlight @torchrandom ‘s Efforts. While

Beautiful ✨tan lines✨

I think the answer is yes

Poor birb never takes her mask off her skin has paled from no sun exposure

The JamBastard is gonna JamBust-it-down sexual style

I have no idea what possessed me to draw this

One of my first blorbos. No, I think my boy here is my very first blorbo that I gave a story to. To most everyone here, meet Morningstar for the very actual first time. I’ve never had enough faith in my artistic ability but I was finally able to bring him to life thanks to a paid commission to @lostsoulau-ask who was kind enough to work with me on this project. In-depth loreigins are something I do intend to post, albeit separately, but the gist of this blorbo is he is the leader of an oc race that had lost the primordial struggle between the evolving squid and octopus based on the nautilus cephalopod. They retreated back to the sea and, as time passed, were forced from their home and had to seek refuge in the sewers and abandoned tunnels of Kamabo Co’s deep sea metro. With the divergence of their evolution, they still evolved a human form, but without any adaptation to ink instead of water. Once again, huge shout out to @lostsoulau-ask for letting me see my son

Almond Cluster. F. Big sad.

Everything else is S

Cherry Cordial took my virginity, and I don’t ever want to go back.

I will die on this hill happier than all of you combined 😈

I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.

Tide Pod cookies, Uh-Oh

Fylass can eat and drink literally anything at any time, he's like a garbage disposal

starving blue thang……

Me and my beast-type Robindam bootleg feel this so hard

Refighting all the Archangels be like

Nah, the best counterattack to all their preconceptions, or predictions; lasers, rays, force-fields, bombs; whatever they got:

Those alien conquerors won’t know what to do when they’re getting battered and bruised by at least 8 feet of aluminum or fiberglass.

Imagine coming from across space to an alien planet, bringing your best commanding fleet in close to bring new glory to your home planet. You announce your intentions to the world and send your armies to the surface.

Then they start lining up to form ranks in the streets. Their cavalry are on scissor lifts, spearmen using 25 foot extension ladders, all of them armed with stools and guarding with stepladders.

You shit yourself in confusion.

Your men are called back: beaten senseless and begging for some semblance of sanity. But the savages do not relent. They chase after your men and board your warships using the most cunning of implements.

Invaders never stood a chance

And for today's hypothetical question, if aliens were going to invade us, do you think they'd be immune to all our attacks, or do you think they'd have anticipated everything but simpler weaponry

Like do you think they'd have actually studied up on how best to deal with their conquer targets or do they just assume all worlds have psychic powers, laser-based weaponry, elemental control, things like that

I wonder if you or I am the one more at-risk of an owner loving us well and taking care of our needs in a way we least expect

You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?

Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.

Day 268 🎪

You've been turned into an animal

Spin the wheel to find out which