Tide Pod Cookies, Uh-Oh

Real talk, I made this big post about why I took a break from tumblr: it was a heartfelt story about my cat (childhood companion) who passed away in April.

Accidentally deleted it in my drafts.

So I’ve got the steam kicked out of me rn, but I will be posting an overdue art comm I got just before shit hit the fan. I just, need a smidge cuz that defeat suuuucks.

Overall though, I’m on the other side so more cool stuff soon

A beautiful rendering of internal conflict and the dilemma some parents struggle with in unfortunate circumstances. Also compliments to the artist on making a face with few features absolutely ✨stunning✨

TW: This story implies dark themes such as domestic abuse and infanticide

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Here's where the "implied" comes in. What to do what to do...

I love her, and feel like there aren’t enough Waddle Dee variants. There are never enough. And I shall yoink the term “jambastard” and add it to my daily lexicon. Thank you for appearing on my feed🙏

Got bored, made a Kirby OC

Her name is Exorsist Waddle Dee, hired shortly after Forgotten Land as Dedede's personal exorsist for obvious reasons.

She's mildly deranged because of her profession + being friends with the Jambastard/aff {Hyness}, and she really likes bugs

More info {I did a rough draft on paper first before I did it digitally}

You've been turned into an animal

Spin the wheel to find out which

I’d tip him for his outstanding works, but does he take tips? He seems to get great benefits already!

This had me cackling like an 80s evil cartoon wizard

Are they dating?

Worse they’re stupid

I hear the sound effect that plays when you share healing when I look at this comic. Kirby’s allies must be just as devious as he is. Possibly more~

Marukabi Week Prompt One! Sweets ♡ 🍓🍓🍓

I knew I had to complete at least one prompt for @milkyway-lovers 's Marukabi Week and this was a fun excuse to draw the sweet boys.

☆ You'll want to click on the images for the very best quality! Also, likes and especially rebligs are super appreciated but please don't copy and paste my art anywhere else. Thanks! ☆

Nah, the best counterattack to all their preconceptions, or predictions; lasers, rays, force-fields, bombs; whatever they got:

Those alien conquerors won’t know what to do when they’re getting battered and bruised by at least 8 feet of aluminum or fiberglass.

Imagine coming from across space to an alien planet, bringing your best commanding fleet in close to bring new glory to your home planet. You announce your intentions to the world and send your armies to the surface.

Then they start lining up to form ranks in the streets. Their cavalry are on scissor lifts, spearmen using 25 foot extension ladders, all of them armed with stools and guarding with stepladders.

You shit yourself in confusion.

Your men are called back: beaten senseless and begging for some semblance of sanity. But the savages do not relent. They chase after your men and board your warships using the most cunning of implements.

Invaders never stood a chance

And for today's hypothetical question, if aliens were going to invade us, do you think they'd be immune to all our attacks, or do you think they'd have anticipated everything but simpler weaponry

Like do you think they'd have actually studied up on how best to deal with their conquer targets or do they just assume all worlds have psychic powers, laser-based weaponry, elemental control, things like that

I wonder if you or I am the one more at-risk of an owner loving us well and taking care of our needs in a way we least expect

You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?

Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.

I agree with him on this. I legit made a “Godzilla had a stroke reading this” meme the moment I saw the boss name appear.

He can't fucking spell