Latest Posts by beesafterglow - Page 4

I feel like going on crazy art mode after exam seasons is basically my ritual now

what they have is all i ask for tbh

why the fuck did bobs burgers do this to me they are so perfect

Quarantine with Bob Burger Belcher:

You replace Linda, this is before Tina, Gene, and Louise were born. You and Bob are like 21.

“Ooh! We should wear matching couple masks!”

Bob turns his head towards the display of masks “Hm.” Bob hums, you let go of his hand and run towards the display rack “Aw look at these! There so adorable!” You squeal “Aren’t they adorable, Bobby?” “Mm, yeah, they’re pretty cute.” Bob says, staring at your expressions.

You frown at the sound of a man coughing “Ew…maybe we should come back.” Bob sighs, grabbing your hand and pulling you away from the area. “But the mask will be gone by then…” You whine, not hearing the man coughing harder “I promise they won’t, now come on!” Bob says, practically carrying you away from the mask section.

Time Skip

“Got everything we need?” You ask tiredly “Yeah, we got all the knifes, the plates, cleaner, and a lot of gloves.” Bob states, walking with you to the car.

You open the trunk and Bob places the groceries inside. You hum happily before gasping “What?” Bob asks, shooting you a concerned look “We forgot the masks!” You scream. Bob frown “Oh…we did, didn’t we?” He mutters, “Aw, I was having so much fun I forgot.” You huff, opening the car door. The store was already closed now, “Wait, you had fun, but we were just buying stuff for the restaurant.” Bob says, getting into the driver’s seat. “I know, but you’re so cute when you get passionate about the restaurant.” You coo, making Bob blush deeply “R-really?” He asks.

“Of course.” You laugh, smiling as you look at the window. Bob stares at you for a minute before he start the car, mumbling to himself.

“I need to marry this girl…”

“What was that?”

“Oh nothing~”

Colin: Hey Anthony, can I have some dating advice?

Anthony: Just because I ended up with Kate, doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

the way he’s patting her hand is so soft I love it 😭

Adult website and period tracker

peeps i need to know which of your fave animated characters you’ve read ‘reader insert’ fanfics about and are your most guilty

pov: tina belcher’s fantasy

*evil thoughts*

the second is sean brenner from insidious 3

sorry not sorry but the dilf of all dilfs is in fact bob belcher.

What I'm gathering is that all the Kens love all the Barbies but this one Ken (Ryan's) really loves this one Barbie (Margot's) and I'm wondering if we could get a scene that's like "she's a barbie! there's millions like her!" "maybe, but to me there's only one" toy story style

lives were changed

At Jimmy Pesto’s Pizzeria, Trev puts up a “Closed Indefinitely “ sign up on the window. He then runs away crying.

Across the street, Linda and Teddy are watching the whole thing from inside the restaurant.

Linda: I can’t believe Jimmy Pesto got arrested. Serves the bastard right for helping organize that raid against the mayor’s office. Who hates the mayor? He’s great. Those bunch of freaks, hating the mayor.

Teddy looks to the kitchen window, hearing Bob whistle as he grills.

Teddy: Eh, I bet you’re happy, Bobby! With there being no more Jimmy Pesto and all.

Linda: Oh, don’t even get this guy started. They arrested Jimmy right across from us last night and I haven’t seen Bob happier since the kids were born.

Bob: Oh, come on, Lynn. I like to think that I had a quiet dignity to it.

Linda: You kidding? You and the kids went friggin nuts.

Flashback to last night. Jimmy is being led to a police car just as Bob sticks his head out of his home window.

Bob: Hey, Jimmy! How’s it feel knowing YOU will be out of business first?!

Jimmy just grunts, not acknowledging Bob.

Bob: What’s wrong?! No ZOOM?! Oh, that’s right! You’re too busy ZOOMING yourself to jail!

Louise pushes Bob out of the way.

Louise: Dad, please. Let a pro handle this.

She sticks her head out the window too.

Louise: Hey, Jimmy! If you’re lucky, you’ll be made the cafeteria cook! Your cooking should taste about the same as prison food!

Bob: Haha! THAT’S my little girl!

He scoops Louise up and kisses her cheek. She pretends to hate it.

Bob: I am so PROUD of you! You’re getting ice cream tonight!

Louise: Yes!

Gene: I want ice cream too!

He comes up to the window too.

Gene: Hey, Jimmy! Just a reminder that you got to poop in your jail cell! So get ready for people to see your Italian sausage!

Bob: Yes! Gene! I mean, DON’T ever say that again, but YEAH! You get ice cream too, pal!

Gene: Yeah!

Tina comes up to the window now.

Tina: Hey, Jimmy Pesto…You’re the worst!

Bob: Ha! He IS the worst!

Louise: And you’re a terrible father!

Gene: And LOVER! I assume!

Bob: Gene.

Tina: The best thing you made was Jimmy Jr!

Louise: And that’s not saying much!

Tina: Wait, what?

Bob: Oh, my god, I love my kids! You ALL get ice cream!

The kids: Yay!

Gene: Italian sausage!

Bob: Gene!

Flash forward back to the restaurant.

Bob: Okay, so I might have lost a bit more of my mind than I thought. But who cares? Lynn, it’s Jimmy Pesto! He’s gone for good! The nightmare’s over and we’ve WON!

Linda: Wha? What did we win?

Bob: We won at LIFE!

Linda: Oh, yeah.

Bob: WE’RE the ones with a successful—Well, GOOD business, a happy marriage, and great kids! Meanwhile, JIMMY is sitting his stupid butt in jail, his business is going to drizzle out of business—

Teddy, trying to match Bob’s energy: And his kids are going to be super traumatized!

Bob: What?

Linda: Oh god.

Teddy: Haha! Like, first their parents got divorced, which is a, uh, a thing that scares kids!

Bob: Teddy.

Teddy: And now their dad’s in jail! Never to see him in a normal environment again!

Linda: Aw…

Bob: Teddy, you just—

Teddy: What?

Bob: You’ve ruined the mood.

Teddy: What? No, I didn’t.

Bob: You did.

Linda: Yeah, you did, Hon.

Teddy: I was following your energy!

Bob: That wasn’t the energy.

Teddy: I was following your energy, Bob!

Bob: Celebrating traumatized kids isn’t the energy, Teddy!

Teddy: Bah!

Bob: YOU bah!

Linda: You DO gotta feel a LITTLE bad for the Pesto kids.

Bob: Well, yes, obviously. Because unlike TEDDY—

Teddy: YOUR energy, Bob.

Bob: I DON’T want kids to be traumatized. It’s not their fault that they’re Jimmy’s kids. But for Jimmy himself? SCREW him! It’s the end of an era! The JIMMY era! Now, it’s the start of the BOB era! And it starts with THIS!

He then runs outside.

Bob: Hey, everybody! In celebration of the greatest thing, EVER, Bob’s Burgers is now fifteen percent off of EVERYTHING!

Random Passerby: What’s Bob’s Burgers?

Bob: It’s—My restaurant. It’s right behind me!

Random Passerby: Oh, the across from Jimmy Pesto’s. Hey, do you know when HIS restaurant will open again?

Bob: Oh, my GOD!

LET HIM COOK !!!!!!!!!!!!

ryan gosling is the only man ever likeeeee????

Sabrina the Teenage Witch | 2.15 - "Finger Lickin’ Flu"

happy pride to canonically bisexual bob belcher

sorry not sorry but the dilf of all dilfs is in fact bob belcher.

i’m back bitches and in my bob’s burgers brainrot era

all i really wanna say is

i’m so glad andy and ollie pesto exist

Small things Jimmy Jr has done to prove him and Tina should be endgame.

Never makes fun of her when all his classmates do.

Is as consistent as a 13 year old boy should be about his crush.

Immediately asked where she was when Tina and Gene said she was in danger.

Went to go save Bruce the goose for her when she was distressed about his safety.

Takes her on frozen yogurt dates.

Does not care that his father does not approve of the Belchers.

Bob's Burgers and Bi-es | Copics & Colouring Pencils

I wanted to draw one of my favourite bi icons! Happy Pride!

I was inspired

this blog is soon gonna be a boblin fanart account i’m starting to think.

something i find joy in is when i take up the front seats on a double decker bus and kids cry about it because honestly they are the best seats on the bus

i am so fucking tired of men

Currently hearing This Love Tv.

@taylorswift @taylornation