birbmachinee

Latest Posts by birbmachinee

hello followers. handing over the mic to my best friend bird

hey gang it's me mc brd pleasure being here peave shout out to my one follower

i'm sorry theyre fighting over the mic

hey gang it's me peeg pleasure being here i'm better than birb and also shout outto fallout as a hole

i missed animating ponies

more creatures commandos 🕺

Hello i'm a normal person here's some stuff i drew to illustrate different traits different "person getting controlled" tropes can have

edit: obligatory possession shorthand code link because people seem to be using this like the possession code but just. without the code part

edit: DO NOT BE HORNY ON MY POST 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

I love when trauma makes characters messy. I love when characters don't know how to show love. I love when they lash out. I love when they're vile and break down. I love characters who aren't perfect victims. I love when stories don't excuse behaviour but allow you to understand it

This is gay sex to me

are you normal or do you celebrate ur ocs birthdays? Anyways happy birthday to this freak, ze can go to kindergarten now!!

Gordon the archivist- *gnome runs past me*

what the fuck

wwdits + textposts pt.2 (guillermo edition)

Glossy Black Cockatoo

BIRBMACHINE HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE MEXICAN TOO???? /POS

YES YES I AM!!! OH EM GEE TWINSIES!!!!!! WHATS UP MY BROTHER !!!!

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

:3

HIII :33

woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns

hey so .. guess who got back into mob psycho … the second I saw him on screen 2018 flooded back into my brain I HATE HIM!!! MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!!!!!! i felt a primal urge to draw him, enjoy or something ❤️

Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

the troll slaiyers

Happy Black Mesa Incident day

POV: AM when he's bored after the other four humans died

bogos binted

thinking about how at the beginning of hlvrai gordon is incredibly self-aware, talking about how the npcs are kind of strange and don't work right sometimes, but at some point he seems to get significantly less self aware (ex. when his hand is cut off) meanwhile the ai becomes increasingly self -aware. by the end the npcs are more selfaware than gordon.

She ally on my mastercomputer until i - [gets sniped for the sake of humanity]

it is no longer my birthday, happy birthday hlvrai

love myself a cockroach of a character. i look at them and go ”how is that fucker not dead? they should be dead. they should be dead ten times over. how are they not?” and 90% of the time the answer is a combo of sheer stubborness and homosexuality

MY GIRL ALYX!!! SHE EXISTS!!! SHES TAKING THE FATTEST RIP IN THE WORLD I LOVE HER!!!!

this is genuinely the fastest I’ve ever finished something that trailer did things to my brain man

HL2VRAI TRAILER ANALYSIS

"Friday, July 6th, 2040" - The science team has been left in the game for 20 years, since the original series took place in 2020 according to Dr. Coomer. This likely means that the ACAB stream and cast commentary are both non-canon.

The party was for Tommy's 37th birthday, meaning he is now 57 years old. Our beautiful baby boy has grown up so fast. This starting sequence has original backing music too, which uses the melody that both Passport Guardian and Gnome Regrets also share.

Does Bubby replace Kleiner in this universe?

what

Dr. Coomer hasn't changed model, BUT

This is definitely GMan giving his job to Tommy (which I predicted hooray for me), so it is possible for the AI to change models, meaning Bubby = Kleiner isn't out of the question.

Finally, the release date switches between 2024 and 2025, meaning we might have to wait, at most, two years for hl2vrai.

All of these still don't account for Benrey, and while we still haven't seen him since he died in canon, I think Wayne has made it pretty clear that he can return. And still no sign of Emmet Calhoun

I don't know what this thing is someone please help me

Let me know if there's anything I missed! Also yes I know that I said the science team wasn't coming back I know I was wrong I know but please please spare me I was wrong but I was just saying what I wanted to happen there's probably going to be a mix of new and old characters if I had to guess but please for the love of god let me live I'm sorry

we are so fucking back