"you Sound Smart" That's Because I've Spent Years Doing Academic Writing To The Point That It's My Default

brain chemistry changed from no longer you and monster btw

words from starpeace

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

i would be the perfect girlfriend please give me one chance

Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.

By Your Side

Bagel date 🥯

Rumour has it, although the King of Ithaca had returned to his shores, his throne remained empty for the better part of a year.