This Is How Angst Writers Look Writing The Most Emotionally Damaging Shit You've Seen In Your Life

RIP Sirius Black you would've loved Totally Spies.

Regulus “you don’t have to be perfect, no one is” Black

and

James “you’re perfect to me” Potter

A round of applause for this fucking amazing piece of art 👏

sometimes i wonder if i’m really a perfectionist and then i remember that i have an incredibly detailed marauders era timeline that has every full moon, prank, birthday, and any important music that was released down to the day just in case one day i want to write fanfiction for this god forsaken fandom.

(and don’t worry it’s all fact checked and accurate)

okay it won’t let me put this in a reply so here it is lol

Timetoast timelines

Marauders Era Timeline

Marauders Era Timeline

I mean, weren’t they the gay awakening of us all?

I just know that Percy and Annabeth caused so many people to have their gay awakening like we already know about Nico and Piper but I bet if you asked any camper about their first crush it would be one of them, they really are The Bi Power Couple

STARCHASER IS A SORT OF MAGNUM ICE CREAM I REPEAT STARCHASER IS A THING

Let's be honest, what did Chiron really think? "Okay, so we secured the whole camp with magical borders, the demigods won't use phones bc they attract monsters, so we did everything we can so that they don't stand out. And oh yeah, I had another great idea. Let's make the shirts bright orange!"

I think the Voltron Legendary Defender fandom is the only one where we can make gay characters date a girl without being homophobic

When I’m mad at you I’ll give you the silent treatment as long as you don’t apologise, and I’ll full on dead stare you right in the eyes.

I also have certain days where I hate physical contact, and some days I need it. But only from people that I like, otherwise never.

Did I mention I’m a regulus kinnie?

I care fucking much about how I look, and I take hours to let my hair look it’s absolute best. Black nail polish is also the loml, and if I could (parents 😭) I’d wear eyeliner everyday.

Do you know I’m a Sirius kinnie?

I have a really weird relationship with my parents, who are very strict, and I want to please them but also not give a fuck. I’m also very very gay.

Well, you know the black brothers.. kin.

I DM MYSELF SHIT FROM MY SPAM ACCOUNT TO PRETEND I'M THE PHYSICAL PROOF OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD;

HAVE I MENTIONED I'M A PANDORA KINNIE

I TELL MY FRIENDS I LOVE THEM ATLEAST 20 TIMES A DAY AND I BUY MY ENGLISH TEACHER FLOWERS;

I HOPE EVERYONE IS WELL AWARE I'M A JAMES KINNIE

I LAUGH WHEN LITTLE KIDS FALL, AND I CRACK THE SPINE OF MY BOOKS, I ALSO PUT AN UNGODLY AMOUNT OF SUGAR IN MY TEA;

YOU GUESSED IT I AM INDEED A REMUS KINNIE

@nothingtoseeherebyeexx U NEXT XI

Canon Pete is dead, fanon Pete killed him.

Yes I’m unhinged, no I won’t be providing context.

@kat-m-toast @sebbianas