I’m Gonna Add A Little More To This List; Don’t Say You Support People With ADHD If You Berate Them

Had the worst conversation with a leftist who turned out to be a history professor which makes even worse.

Just a heads up, you’re allowed to be upset about Palestinian suffering.

But if you respond to Jewish suffering with “actually I’m more bothered by [other topic],” you’re an antisemite. And you don’t get to defend yourself about it because you “have Jewish friends” or “don’t tolerate antisemitism.”

Likely, you don’t have as many Jewish friends as you think (if you have any at all) and you don’t have a good enough compass to judge whether or not something is antisemitic to know if you tolerate antisemitism.

Hint: deflecting Jewish pain as lesser than other suffering is inherently antisemitic.

If you wouldn’t dismiss Palestinians telling you they’re in pain by bringing up 10/7 or the suicide bombings during the intifada then don’t bring up other shit when Jews are just trying to get you to see us as human.

And if you teach students to think like you without listening to Jews, you not only tolerate antisemitism but you spread it and create it.

Unpopular opinion: Jews and Israelis and Muslims and Palestinians and Arabs are all human beings who deserve to express distress without having pain compared to anyone else’s.

Slay the…. (Coal) Baroness ?

Ahh that’s why I love this podcast (Also Cecil, And Carlos are best couple!)

Welcome to Night Vale where:

Dogs are not allowed in the dog park

Blue helicopters will keep your children safe and hardly ever take one

Hawks aren’t real 

There are different sizes of infinity

The past is gone and cannot harm you anymore

Alligators can eat your children

Guns don’t kill people

If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget

Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error

You know better than to acknowledge the angels

John Peters, you know, the farmer?

Wait, i’m sorry, did i say number 12? I… I don’t actually remember… 

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

Steeeve Carlsssberg

The Night Vale Harbor and Waterfront Recreation Area never existed

Your existence is not impossible… but it’s also not very likely

The sky is mostly void, partially starry

We all pretend to sleep

Wheat (and it’s by-products) may turn into snakes (of the highly poisonous variety) or spirits (of the destructive and malevolent variety)

If you’re approached by a librarian, keep still and do not run

We like our coffee like we like our nights! Dark. Endless. And impossible to sleep through

Monday would like you to leave it alone

You can’t survive forever

Books have stopped working

Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you

and now, the weather

I still cannot BELIEVE that they put me in the doghouse. All I did was tell Peony and Carlin what I thought of their burger runs. So what if I got a little animated. So what if I accidentally stomped on the impatiens. That's what you get for sneaking around getting burgers behind my back!

The betrayal is more than I can stand.

Peony and I are OVER.

It’s thanks to The Three Laws of Robotics that the Rot exists.

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i think i speak for all non-brits when i say. what the actual fuck.

I’m gonna cosplay as the unknown at DragonCon, buy a bag of Jelly Beans at the airport, and give a single jellybean to anyone who takes a picture with me.

So we all agree we’re going as the Unknown for Halloween right?

GOD the portland polycule commune cult posts are just what the doctor ordered!!!

✅ insane and implausible story

✅ has been communicated largely through asks and blog replies so it's hard to follow every detail

✅ aside from the OP the only person verifying the story is an anon claiming to be their roommate/member of their polycule

This is fascinating. This is great. This is like when the Hamilton fan blog told everyone they had hiv and then later they backtracked and deleted their blog. We've been needing a good old fashioned Internet lie to keep us entertained

I thought we couldn’t show Tony Hawk’s Prostate on Tumblr anymore...

“I have made a mistake!”