I Still Cannot BELIEVE That They Put Me In The Doghouse. All I Did Was Tell Peony And Carlin What I Thought

I still cannot BELIEVE that they put me in the doghouse. All I did was tell Peony and Carlin what I thought of their burger runs. So what if I got a little animated. So what if I accidentally stomped on the impatiens. That's what you get for sneaking around getting burgers behind my back!

The betrayal is more than I can stand.

Peony and I are OVER.

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obsessed with sketchup. its so easy to use, theres a free version, i use it for work every day. but it can be so stupid sometimes. like, when you export your screen as an image. the size of the image depends on your physical screen size. as soon as you change monitors, the image size changes. this is very annoying when scale is something relevant to your work - im sure artists find it difficult, but as an architect its REALLY annoying. and yes, you can change the image size in settings (better hope you remember what your original image size was!) but you cant change the ratio in settings. meaning you cant decide individually how tall and how wide the image should be. you do THAT by manually inching the properties side bar with your mouse pixel by pixel and hoping you land on the right one.

i love sketchup anyway tho

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She’s Spotted You.

She’s spotted you.

5 years ago

So I found out someone on this website was Stealing bones from Graveyards in Louisiana.

Still can’t believe Necromancers use this site!


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4 weeks ago

PSA from a former girl scout who sold cookies well into middle school: this girl scout cookie season, PLEASE consider buying at least some of your cookies from older scouts instead of concentrating all your attention on the adorable little brownies selling in front of walmart I beg of you. it is incredibly demoralizing to be trying to raise money for like, silver/gold award projects, international trips etc and get fucking nowhere just because you're no longer cute. this isn't to say "don't ever buy from younger scouts" just that. you know. everyone does, so maybe switch it up a little.

if you're also trying to support trans scouts this year, the 2024 trans girl scout cookie seller list is a good place to find older kids/teens who are selling.

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Acoustic -> Final Fantasy House

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Headcanon Time (no Spoilers): While Some Of The Flynn-related Items In Prinz' Collection Are The Genuine

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7 months ago
bluesamurai2000 - Personal Blog for Humor

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1 year ago

Perfect couples costume for next Halloween:

Willy Wonka and the unknown <3

7 months ago

I have been sick this last week and binging a lot of cooking shows so:

Crisbee as guy fieri, he is complimenting how good the food is.

here's vi being the poor bastard who drops her cake when she has to carry it up to the judge.

Vi wearing a too large apron carrying a cake. Her foot gets caught on her apron and she trips.
Vi begins flying, relieved that she didnt fall on her face. She looks up to realize that her cake has fallen directly on Judge Fuff's head.

fuff told her he would grade her on what he could see before she dropped it but he wasnt gonna eat it lol. However, the discord decided that he would go to jail for making vi cry so

Vi cries in the background as Fuff is being led away in cuffs by Zasp in a cop uniform.

And how i think Team snakemouth would do on something like nailed it.

Leif standing next to a mis-shappen cake with his hands in his apron pockets. The arrow pointing to him says "cake looks like shit but is the best cake the judges have ever had.
Kabbu standing happily next to a very pretty cake. He is wearing a little tiny chef's hat on the top of his horn. An arrow pointing to him says: overstirred and underbaked because he was too excited. and proud bc he did his best.
Vi standing hunched next to a cake with a wide eyed blank look. An arrow pointing to her says: completely missed the prompt and also forgot to add sugar to her cake.
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