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What the actual fuck is this lmao

Sonic being shocked by the existence of a robot sonic in Prime doesn't make any sense because Prime takes place after the advance games, and the advance games take place a long time after Sonic CD where Metal made his first appearance.

-So that means Metal Sonic exists, YET AT THE SAME TIME SONIC IS SHOCKED BY THE EXISTENCE OF A ALTERNATIVE ROBOT VERSION OF HIM LIKE HE NEVER SAW ONE BEFORE, WHICH MEANS THAT METAL DOESN'T EXIST.

-BUT HE CLEARLY DOES EXIST BECAUSE PRIME TAKES PLACE AFTER SONIC CD AND THE ADVANCE GAMES, WHICH MEANS THAT METAL SONIC IS IN SOME KIND OF QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION OF EXSITING AND NOT EXSITING

Apparently, according to Ian Flynn and the higher-ups, Sonic Prime takes place after the old advance games in canon, WHICH DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE BY THE WAY.

-Orbot and Cubot didn't exist during that time frame yet in Sonic Prime they are there for some reason

- The master emerald isn't even referenced once

-Sonic isn't even aware that there's a fucking robot copy of him because he clearly was shocked by the existence of a alternative robot Sonic in one episode. Like huh?????? Bitch you have a whole ass metallic doppelganger out for your blood yet your shocked by existence of a robot version of you????

Unless Metal Sonic got thanos snapped out of existence, there's no way that Sonic didn't know that there's a robot version of him when Prime takes place a long time after Sonic CD and the advance games

Thanks higher ups at SEGA, this is why Sonic Prime should have stayed separate from canon because look at all the inconsistencies!

I'm choosing to believe that Sonic Prime takes place in a separate universe away from the main canon of the games, cause I literally cannot deal with the these things.

I deleted this post from my blog, yet other people reblogged and liked it and it spread like wildfire cause Blue Scuti beat tetris. HOW TF DID THIS POST BLOW UP??? Welcome to the internet, I suppose

2024 is already great

-The old Mickey Mouse enters public domain

-Some kid beat NES Tetris by getting a killscreen at level 157, the first person to ever beat the game

WE JUST STARTED THIS NEW YEAR AND ITS ALREADY POPPING OUT BANGERS-

manifesting— ✨2024 will be filled with small joys and big successes✨

I JUST SAW THAT NEW REBIRTH TRAILER AND IM GOING INSANE OVER IT!

Here are my highlights!

-Cloud looks so cool!

-Aerith. Just Aerith

-Marline saying, "If Aerith wakes up, then that big scary man is going to kill her" is getting my brain cooking. I think that this line means that Marline is aware of what's going to happen to Aerith or that it means something regarding the alternative timeline Zack is in rather than the classic "it's just a dream" troupe

-THAT ONE SHOT OF SEPHIROTH

-Cloud talking about loosing his mind and Tifa comforting him, saying it's her turn to save him. Just two best friends looking out for each other

-That one shot of Aerith praying with the Whispers in the background and the black feathers falling. DONT DO THIS TO ME SQUARE ENIX-

-The new theme song is so good!

-the many crumbs sprinkled in the trailer for shippers to go wild over

-Like we see some OG moments, but at the same time, SOMETHING DIFFRENT IS HAPPENING HERE PLOT WISE, which means that WE THEORISTS WON! LET'S GOOOOOOO

Cloud and Sephiroth's rivalry:Both are linked together by fate and are destined rivals. Cloud tries to run the fuck away, or try fighting tactics just to get away from Sephiroth, but Sephiroth keeps on coming back like a creepy ex boyfriend trying to coax Cloud into fighting with him again.

Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.

Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands

ENOUGH ABOUT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING COMET IS COMING

From the recent news I've been seeing about the Israel and Palestine conflict, this isn't about Israel vs. Hamas anymore.

Isreal is committing a genocide against the Palestine people. And that's an inhumane thing to do.

I support Palestine's attempts to become independent! Free Palestine!

Happy Halloween Happy 3549

Happy FNAF movie day!

My spoiler free review of the FNAF Movie

I saw it yesterday and it was really GOOD. Here are a couple of highlights of my movie experience

-It's accurate to the lore with slight changes

-I absolutely loved the characters!

-The Jim Henson company did such a spectacular job with the animatronics that I was unnerved by them in a couple of scenes

-Most of the people in my theater being Gen Z and huge fans of FNAF

-Me saying "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?" during one scene and a couple of people laughing at my response

-Me and my freind laughing our butts off at some of the scenes

-Near the end is where things get really chaotic and suspenseful

I only have a couple of criticisms, so it's a 7/10 for me. Other than that, it was really GOOD. Perfect for any FNAF Fan!

Not only is today my first Tumblr anniversary, but I'm also at that specific age where I can legally drink and gamble!

Thank you all who interacted with me and liked my posts. Here's to a few more years of happiness!

I FINALLY GOT FF7 REMAKE. TIME TO PLAY IT.

I just saw the FF7 Rebirth demo with Cloud and Sephiroth fighting together, and I cannot believe that the entire sequence is actually real. LIKE WE HAD CLOUD STRAIGHT UP PINING OVER SEPHIROTH.

I have to say that the whole entire flashback with Cloud and Sephiroth fighting was the most queerest thing I've ever seen.

We all know that Cloud has part of Zacks' memories and that it was actually Zack fighting with Sephiroth, but I can easily say that Zack DID NOT look at Sephiroth like that from what I've seen in the games.

Cloud is modifying his false memories to cater to him cause Cloud idolized Sephiroth, and Zack didn't.

Cloud self inserting himself in Zack's place due to his false persona makes sense cause who wouldn't want Sephiroth to look at you like that

the entire false flashback scene is just Cloud's self insert fanfiction.

Highlights from the new FF7 Rebirth trailer that I liked

-Cloud and the gang exploring

-Rufus acting like a Soviet dictator

-Tifa, Aerith, and Yuffie being besties on the golden saucer (also Andrea cameo)

-VINCENT VALENTINE

-Cloud wearing different outfits

-Sephiroth. Just Sephiroth

-Zack being alive in an alternative timeline, while our party is in the main timeline (I WAS RIGHT THERE ARE TWO TIMELINES)

-Sephiroth knowing more shit than before

-"Its upon us, the reunion, when worlds merge. I'm waiting Cloud" SEPHIROTH TRYING TO MERGE THE TWO TIMELINES TOGETHER!?

Before Sephiroth joined Smash, I like to think that in the days leading up to him joining, Cloud keeps on having visions of him and seeing feathers everywhere. He doesn't know if he's hallucinating or if Sephiroth is actually astral projecting himself. Some of the smashers obviously noticed Cloud acting strange and thinking he has some kind of presence

The most damning evidence was when some monsters attacked the mansion, and some of the fighters were affected with miasma, all except for Cloud who was near the source of it yet didn't get infected by it. Peach concluded that it was some kind of guardian angel, much to Cloud's dismay

Peach:I think that someone is watching over you, Cloud, like your own personal guardian angel!

Cloud:*rolling his eyes* Yeah, right, you know I don't believe in that kind of stuff

Peach:I know that, but you've been acting odd like another presence is nearby! That's the only explanation!

Cloud:Yeah, well, I don't think "angel" is the best word to describe it

Days later, Sephiroth joins Smash Bros, and Peach has that look on her face like, "I knew it!"

here's my impression of one of those painfully earnest self-care posts if it was a youtube poop

🏞️ gentlesestion FolF

hey. don't crHey. one million one million one million one millionTea. eat a pEace of fruif. go for a walk. brew some fruit. go some bruit. eat DINNER. take a showerower. showerowerowerowerTake a shit. cry. don't Your stuffed animals. fuffed animals. fuff. gooooooooowooooohhhhooohhooohhhhh. DIE

pussie

I recently noticed that Sephiroth's personality in the OG is extremely self-centered and that Aerith says that Sephiroth only cares about the planet and himself during her monolog in Chapter 18 of the Remake.

Sephiroth's goal in the OG FF7 was to absorb all the lifestream in order to become a god. He sees himself on a higher level than the rest of humanity. So the dude has a bit of a god complex.

I've also noticed that Sephiroth is technically like a reverse version of Jesus, and this only fuels his god complex even more. Many of Sephiroth's story beats mirror that of Jesus and his supposed miracles as told in the Bible.

Not to mention that in Advent Children,Sephiroth coming back for a second time mirrors that of the second coming of christ.

Jesus sacrificed his life so that all of humanity gets to go to heaven

Sephiroth sacrifices all of humanity so that he can ascend to heaven.

Religious parallels aside, I think it's pretty interesting that Sephiroth acts as some twisted kind of savior in the FF7 universe. But there's one question that's been lingering on my mind that I hope Rebirth can answer. Like how Jesus sacrificed his life, how would Sephiroth sacrifice his

I'm so happy about her character development. Like you go girl!

But I can't stop thinking about the line "Unfortunately, the cards didn't tell her about Metal Sonic... or did they?!"

Her tarot cards are what led her to believe that Sonic was her soulmate and the person she was destined to meet.

IS THIS LINE IMPLYING THAT SHE READ HER FORTUNE WRONG AND THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT METAL!?

IF SO THEN IM GOING TO THROW UP

or did they??

SAFER SEPHIROTH - Dissidia NT

I just got up to the news that Charles Martnet, the voice of Mario, is retiring. I never expected it to happen so soon, but I knew he would retire at some point.

Thank you for making me and everyone happy as Mario. 🍄✨️

youtube poop is neurodivergent culture

“oh you’re autistic? I bet you have a hyperfixation on dinosaurs or mermaids or something.”

I hyperfixate on the theory of the multiverse :)

CLOUD BIRTHDAY!!! Post-Canon design be upon yee!! Advent Children doesn't exist in my mind <3

don't you hear the cry of the planet? (save him)