I Open Gatorade Bottle And My New Kitten Gets Offended

Me getting all my reaction images from pointerpointer.com now on

Fuck you my child’s completely fine!

No deary, your child is busy searching for the next book to fill the void inside of them

i’ve been carrying around a small lion plushie for 59 cents from ikea for days now

i’ve just been calling them ikea lion

i cant get rid of them

Sometimes you have to realize that something flying at you isn’t them being violent or horseflys. That is just them being stupid basement fleshflys.

confession

im watching this dudes content on youtube and he seems cool and is like an educated academic and i like the content

but he also looks so asymmetrical and it’s fucking with me so i play his videos in the background instead of watching them directly and now i feel bad about it

That feminine urge this, masculine urge that ….

Yeah, okay , cool

But what about the Lunar urge to ritualistically disappear every couple of weeks ?

i forgot how scary people are

why are colleges so big and loud

this is anarchy

why are they singing karaoke in the cafeteria ???

i’ve had a vision

To be new is remeshing; the taste of dry shampoo.

how many times do I gotta restart my entire existence before I get it right?