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Mother’s Day

Minerva McGonagall was sitting in her office. She had just given detention to the one and only Weasley twins. The Weasley twins, she never thought she would have such trouble makers again since The Marauders. An owl flew through her window with the Daily Prophet. Minerva put 1 Knut in the little bag on the owl’s paw. She rolled the Prophet open and on the front page was a picture of Sirius Black. The sweet boy she once knew, or she thought she knew. Sirius Black, the troublemaker of the year, she had so many good memories of that boy. All the detentions she had given him, the times the Marauders pranked the Slytherins. Sometimes she laughed at their pranks and they would take that as a victory. Mysteriously those trouble makers had wormed their way in to Minerva’s heart, no matter how hard she tried to stop it, it hadn’t worked. Looking back at the paper, she started thinking. She couldn’t believe Sirius would do something so horrible, she had always thought of him as a hard working, brave, mischievous and good friend. She hadn’t expected this, she didn’t believe it. He could not have killed his best friend, the father of little Harry Potter who now had no longer parents and lived with his aunt and uncle.   She threw the newspaper in her trash can, not wanting to see the boy she loved as her own, in his prisoner clothes. The whole castle was awake by now. Sirius Black had found his way into the Gryffindor common room, or so Ron Weasley said. Minerva was searching in her hallway for the Black boy. In this hallway was her own bedroom as well. She was looking in one of the classrooms, but there was no trace of Black. She was about to walk away, when she saw a calendar. It was the 12th of May, Mother’s day. Sometimes Minerva wished she could have been a mother, have a child of her own. Looking away fast, she left the room. Minerva was tired after looking through the whole hallway, classroom after classroom. But she still had to be up all night. The last room she had to check was her bedroom. Opening the door, she saw a basket on her bed. She walked towards it, there was a note next to the basket: I’m sorry for all the Mother’s days I have missed. This is for the best mother anyone could ask for. Thank you Minnie. - your son

Minerva was now certain that Sirius Black was in the castle, because no one called her Minnie besides him. Minerva was beyond happy, because she realised something. The boy saw her as his mother, and so do many other students.

Harry: *looking with wonder at the Marauder’s Map* Is that really…?

Fred: Dumbledore.

George: In his study.

Fred: Pacing.

George: Does that a lot.

Harry: So… what do the other professors do in their spare time?

Fred: Well, we’ve seen Flitwick’s dot hopping up and down in his office loads of times… figured he had some hidden passion for aerobics, but turns out Peeves just likes to drop his wand onto shelves he can’t quite reach.

George: Then there’s Snape. Creeps about at night quite a bit, which isn’t a surprise, but after we noticed him in the Trophy Room a few times, we went down one night to see what he was up to. He was changing your dad’s name to “Rotter” on all his Quidditch awards. 

Harry: HEY!

Fred: No worries, we set them right whenever he does it.

George: Man’s got to have a hobby.

Fred: Sprout sleepwalks, we reckon. Watched her bumping into the greenhouse wall for a half-hour one night. Lupin goes for a long jog in the Forbidden Forest once a month, it’s a bit odd. 

Harry: And McGonagall?

George: You know old mum. Standard stuff. Classroom, office, Great Hall one minute… 

Fred: …climbing the drapes, chasing birds, tipping over cups in the kitchens the next.

tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

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Do you think that sometimes Dum-E will just bop Tony on the forehead with his claw and the first time it happened Tony was like ??? since it seems like it came out of nowhere, but it keeps happening. If he crashes in the lab the bot will put a blanket on him then just bop him on the head, and Tony doesn’t say anything because it seems to please Dum-E. But if Tony is sad he just hears a beep and he turns around to see Dum-E charging at him full speed to bop him with his claw. Eventually he asks JARVIS and finds out the bot must have seen Rhodey or someone kiss him on the forehead and saw that it made him happy so that’s now his go-to way to cheer up his creator, and Tony definitely does not tear up hearing that his bot son is trying to give him a lil smooch to make him happy. 

Newt: hi this auror tina goldstein is missing have you seen her

Yusuf: what does she look like

Newt, crying: beautiful

Oh my god

I’m in tears

After a4 Tony decides to get a service dog for his anxiety and he brings home a tiny auburn yorkie terrier and names it “Ginny” and everyone laughs at him like “u some some kinda Harry potter nerd? Lol” and Pepper teases him constantly about it but Tony never gets embarrassed until they all are having a big dinner and when Peter hears about this, he’s thoughtful for a moment and then he goes “Ah, you’ve named him after miss pepper” so everyone’s pretty confused, so Peter says, “Um, Ginny? Virginia? Surely, I’m not the only one who’s made the connection?”

But he is in fact the only one and pepper blushes and tony sheds a single tear god bless

what’s funnier, albus dumbledore swearing his way through every great hall speech, or albus dumbledore legally not being allowed to say fuck