Levana: Why Does Everyone Always Assume The Worst Of Me?

THAT is americas ass

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i just think it is so symbolic and adorable that iroh is still wearing his earth kingdom outfit in the spirit world

idk what everyone is so sad about, I totally loved the after credits scene where Helen Cho used Extremis and the Cradle to heal Tony after the snap, the bleeding edge armor took on the form of a prosthetic arm when Tony’s was beyond repair, and he then had the rest of his life to recover and be with his loved ones and his four children with cheeseburgers for everyone!!! 😭😭😭 such a heartwarming and perfect ending wow!!!!!

Me after watching Endgame

- TONY

- HELLLLO CAROL DANVERS IS HERE TO SAVE UUYYYYOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

- rip Steve Rogers’ beard (2018-2019)

- the fact that Steve was the first person to hold Tony after he’d been taken home by Carol brought me to tears

- we lost

- thanos died so early in endgame i nearly forgot that they were going to time travel

- omg thor, but he looked so viking i-

- the elevator scene but hail hydra

- LOKI

- Friggaaaaaaaaaaaaa

- Tony asked “Do you trust me?” and Steve responded “I do” in a softest voice i’ve ever heard in my entire life

- NO NEBULA NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK NO

- NATASHA ROMANOFF I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU’RE THE HERO

- BRUCE BANNER

- CLINTTTTTTTTTT BARRRRTTTTONNNNNNNMMNSNSKSKAALKSSIAKANAKALALAOAJS

- ON YOUR LEFT

- TONY FINALLY HUGGED PETER. THAT WAS A R E A L HUG. FUCK

- love you 3000

- PEPPER POTTS IN AN AMOR. ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING

- pepperony fought together is my aesthetic forever

- STEVEN FUCKING ROGERS CAN FUCKING LIFT MIOLNIR I-

- benedict cumberbatch is fucking hot. you cant change my mind

- I AM IRON MAN

- AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

aaaaNd yes i did cry a lot.

Clearly Outmatched

*During the battle of Hogwarts a Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, and Slytherin become cornered and are surrounded by Deatheaters*

Death Eater: “Give up. You are clearly outnumbered.”

“Yes, but you are clearly outmatched.” *The Hufflepuff striding in knocking a half dozen death eaters into the air before anyone has time to react*

*A large group of students charge in as reinforcement and take out the remaining death eaters in the area*

Hufflepuff to the bewildered trio: “Are you going to stand there gaping all day? We have a castle to defend.”

*Hufflepuff turns and runs off to the next area of battle, calling the reinforcements along*

Ravenclaw: “But… how….”

Slytherin: “I find it best not to question the Hufflepuffs too much…”

Gryffindor: “I don’t know about you two, but I’m sticking with them.”

ok but that kid Mobius couldn’t prune was Loki right. like, that was Loki right. The brothers at the dock. That was Loki and Thor right. It was Loki

Mobius couldn’t kill Loki, chose his burden, and dedicated his life to him instead.

Mobius’s story started and ended with Loki. It had to be Loki.

Jenny: You were supposed to keep Mister Harrow under surveillance, not chase him into a coronary!

McGee: Director, once he made us, we had to take him into custody, didn't we?

Ziva: No, the Director's right. We could of let Haro escape. If he sold ARES, we could of caught "Black Rose" or "La Grenouille" selling it to Iran!

Jenny: Don't be cute, Officer David! I'm saying there had to be a better way! Right Tony? [Jenny glares at Tony for some support]

Tony: Uh, that's right Director. They could've -

Gibbs: - Shot him.

Tony: That's right, they could have shot him.

Gibbs: Of course, in high octane situation, Ziva reverts to her Mossad training and probably would've put a round through his heart.

Ziva: Three rounds...

Gibbs: And McGee, not to be outdone, would've -

McGee: - Added three more rounds.

Jenny: Gibbs...

Gibbs: See, there you go. Six rounds, same result. One dead Mister Harrow.

[Ducky walks over to the group]

Ducky: I signed for the body. Cause of death was most likely a - [noticing Jenny glaring at Gibbs] Am I interrupting?

Jenny: Not at all, Doctor. We were just discussing the various ways NCIS could have killed Mister Harrow besides chasing him to death!

Ducky: I am interrupting... [Turns around and starts to walk away]

Jenny: Doctor! [Ducky turns back] Death was most likely caused by?

Ducky: Myocardial Infarction. It was probably brought on by a combination of a high fat Western diet, little exercise, and the mistaken belief he could run up all those stairs. Rigorous for most - rigor mortis for him.

Jenny: Anything else?

Ducky: Well, not until I do the - [Jenny glares at Gibbs and then hurries off] - autopsy.

j.k.rowling: actually, my books are very diverse. for example *throws dart* nagini is *throws dart* an asian woman

j.k.rowling: i’ve known this for *throws dart* twenty years

Woman: From the video presentation it's clear that sexual harassment can take many forms in the workplace. A coworker with elevator eyes looking you up and down, a coworker shows you a cartoon or photo of a sexual nature.

Tony: If you're lucky.

Woman: A coworker's hand accidentally brushes up against your body.

Ziva: If you're really lucky.

Woman: Physical contact can be divided into three categories. Green light includes normal behavior. Yellow light includes borderline behavior such as hugging someone...

[Abby raises her hand.]

Woman: Yes?

Abby: What's wrong with hugging people? I hug people all the time.

Woman: You may see it as friendly, but your coworkers may find it offensive.

Abby: You guys get offended when I hug you?!

[everyone mutters no]

Abby: [happily] I am hugging you all in my mind right now.

Woman: DOD policy is very clear about this point, miss. You must first ask permission before making physical contact with a coworker.

Abby: Like, every time?

Woman: Yes. Finally there's red light behavior such as deliberate unwelcome touching.

Ziva leans forward and licks Tony's ear and neck, causing him to stand up in suprise.]

Woman: Another question?

Tony: Uh, yeah. If you slap someone on the back of the head like this... [slaps McGee's head, McGee slaps back] would that be considered inappropriate behavior?

Woman: Absolutely. Are you saying that this has actually happened?

[Jenny looks at Gibbs. Gibbs shares a look with Tony.]

Tony: ...No. Just wondering, that's all.

[Palmer raises his hand.]

Woman: Yes?

Palmer: What if your job includes touching, ah, naked people...

Woman: That is inappropriate at any time.

Palmer: Even if they're dead?

Woman: [sternly] Why are you touching dead naked people?!

Palmer: Well, I work in autopsy...

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