62 Things The Avengers Are Not Allowed To Do.

Newt: hi this auror tina goldstein is missing have you seen her

Yusuf: what does she look like

Newt, crying: beautiful

Reblog if you want a pet niffler

A Conversation that Probably Happened in the Jedi Council Chambers

Mace: Master Yoda, we have a serious attachment problem in the Order

Yoda: What do you mean?

Mace: Well, we have Plo adopting anything with a pulse, Skywalker's so married it hurts, and I'm pretty sure Aayla is sleeping with her commander. And I just ran into Obi Wan weeping into his commander's arms about the Duchess of Mandalore.

Yoda: Well, died, she just did. Messed up, it was.

Mace: That's besides the point. What are we going to do about it?

Yoda: Nothing.

Mace: Pardon?

Yoda: Nothing, we will do.

Mace: Does that mean we're allowing attachment now?

Yoda: Forbidden, attachment is.

Mace: But-

Yoda: Stopped caring, I have.

Luminara, sticking her head in: I don't have any attachments.

Mace: We know, Luminara.

Luminara: Like if my apprentice died, I wouldn't even care. Heck, I'd even finish the job.

Mace: WE KNOW LUMINARA

Craaazy I love the whole Mephisto storyline but why does he want the twins ??

I don’t really know a lot about the comics

am I the only one who thinks “for the children” and the way they say it sounds wayyyy too much like “hail hydra” ????

Why didn’t I know this five years ago

𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚇𝙴𝙸 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙾𝚅 & 𝙼𝙴𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙰 𝚅𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙺𝙾𝙵𝙵.

deleted scene of black widow (2021) - melina and alexei kiss.

Angela Montenegro, Abigail Sciuto, and Penelope Garcia would get along so well and they would be an absolutely UNSTOPPABLE gang.

You just mADe me FCKinG CRY

Are you hAPpy ?!

okay but if tony starts having nightmares of peter turning to dust in his arms i will join all the popcorn on the floor in the theatre 

I've seen ppl say Ineffable Bureaucracy being canon wasn't in their bingo cards and it's funny because it's in MINE and I NEVER expected I would cross it out AND YET HERE WE FUCKING ARE

You wanna know what WASN'T in my bingo card????

A FUCKING DIVORCE

all the Hogwarts professors joining together to absolutely roast Lockhart rb if you agree