#queen Literally

So talking with @rescueironman​, @jess-b-thot​, and @kayytx​, we’re beginning to think Steve’s reaction to “Scott’s” message (”Is this an old message?”) is a misdirect. It’s tricky trailer editing.

It’s Steve reacting to a distress call from The Benatar. 

In the Infinity War prelude novel, Infinity War: The Heroes’ Journey, it’s stated that Tony launched “thousands of nano-satellites in all directions, which will travel hundreds of thousands of miles through space and deploy sensor arrays.”

Tony’s been obviously recording messages from the spaceship (probably not just the one to Pepper, but others, perhaps a distress signal); it’s possible one of them got picked up by one of his nano-satellites and gets the signal back to Earth.

Set photos seem to hint Scott doesn’t arrive until some time has passed (and this was hinted with Janet warning Scott about the “time vortex”), so it doesn’t make much sense for him to reunite with the group when Natasha still has blonde hair (very recently post-IW). 

This also fits why Natasha and Steve suit up, talk about a plan that needs to “work,” and then also locks in with what the Omaze winner reported from set (Nat, Steve, Carol, Rocket, and Pepper all meet up with Tony and Nebula on a “spaceship”). So it’s possible Carol gets to Tony and Nebula first OR Carol meets up with Natasha and Steve prior to the rescue mission (and Carol is the one Natasha is filling in during the trailer when she summarizes the events of what happened because note she’s in the Compound and still has blonde hair).

Steve and Nat launch a rescue mission because they find out Tony’s still alive and in trouble.

I need more of this

Iroh: People work their entire lives to find spirits and access the spirit world. It has taken years of dedication and study for me to reach the small part of it that I’m able to find.

Sokka, who accidentally steered a canoe to where the Avatar had been frozen for a century and then fell in love with the moon and also spent 24 hours in the spirit world that one time and was the only one who the hallucinations flat-out spoke to in the magical swamp: what, like it’s hard?

Yeah alright that makes sense.

Thank you :)

am I the only one who thinks “for the children” and the way they say it sounds wayyyy too much like “hail hydra” ????

When I have a slight inconvenience:

I guess it’s time to dream up another plot line/read fanfic

Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))

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Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

all these stories about how the modern day dionysian ritual is going out and murdering someone in the woods…the true modern day dionysian ritual is drunkenly going to taco bell at 3 am and i dare anyone to tell me otherwise

Bucky, after being dramatic af and dropping all those bullets in front of Zemo: