So My Tall Coworker, Who I Often Call An Amazon, Knocked Over A Bunch Of Shit On My Desk.

easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus

Ahh, it’s back

Season 5 #Glee. The Quarterback. I made it thru! I didn't remember that Quinn & Brittany weren't in this episode. I'm kinda thankful Brittany wasn't, but only bc when she cries I bawl. (Props to Heather Morris for that.) Carole & Burt were quite enough emotional tear gas for me.

Very few things piss me off more than someone saying that they HAVE to do something that is optional. Oh really, you HAVE to shave? You HAVE to straighten your hair? NO, YOU WANT TO. FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN STOP IT.

#celebratingdean | week 17: reputation

the man they write about on demon bathroom walls

Ugh, season 4 Glee

I’m re-watching #Glee. So s4 ep 9 swan song (shut up spn, I know) … Rachel fuckin Berry says her fave holiday song is O Holy Night. For fuckin real? Since when? “…o night devine, o night when Christ was born.” She still Jewish, fucknuts?

Just found out I'm (slightly) younger than John Green, so I figure it's ok for me to be here. Just don't expect me to act my age. Whatever that means.

ok so Ron says he doesn’t like spiders because when he was 3 the twins turned his teddy bear into a spider right? the twins are only 2 years older than Ron, which means they were FIVE YEARS OLD when they did this and I’m just??????? like they were five and they didn’t even have WANDS and they managed to deliberately turn a bear into a spider???? even if they managed to steal a wand from their siblings or parents that’s a really tricky bit of transfiguration and at age five most kids are just doing uncontrolled magic….. like TBH in my opinion Fred and George had more innate talent than the trio combined but they just wanted to chill and do pranks and I respect tf out of that