tfp!human!au
video blogger: «most people only work to secure the future for their children»
optimus: *looks at sleeping bumblebee*
optimus, quietly: - oh, that is so, the best future awaits you.
tfp!human!au:
knock out:
knock out: - please tell me you're hiding that you were turned into a vampire..
breakdown: - ..? no?
knock out: - so you mean you could see your reflection in the mirror and you came dressed like that anyway?
tfp!human!au:
knock out: — i literally have no idea what's going on in my life.
knock out: — i'm just in charge of the outfits.
tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - hey bee, do you happen to have a band-aid? i seem to have cut my finger..
bumblebee: *nods and hands him several colorful band-aids with different cartoon characters*
smokescreen: ☆.☆`
smokescreen: - ..so you mean i have to choose one?.. you know what, lend me your knife for a minute, too!
tfp!human!au:
ratchet: - do you know that alcohol is completely eliminated from the body only after approximately twenty days?
wheeljack: - ..you mean, never?
no one:
vehicons: - if we combine our powers, we can be even more useless than we are individually
arcee: - i have two pieces of news.
optimus: - in such a case, please, start with a good one.
arcee: - who told you that there was a good one?
arcee: - what's the situation?
smokescreen: - everything goes according to plan!
arcee: *looks around the battlefield*
arcee: - seems like according to the enemy's plan.
smokescreen: - so.. what's the fear of spiders called again?
arcee: - weakness.
ratchet: - ..arachnophobia.
bulkhead: - common sense!
bulkhead: - we're surrounded!
wheeljack: - great, so that means we can fire in any direction!
knock out, mad at himself, entering the medbay: - i'm just an incredible idiot!
shockwave: - awareness of the problem and an objective evaluation of its scale are 50% of its solution.