I Did Not See That Coming

SOUP

Blake: What is this?

Yang: Soup. Ruby and Jaune made for me.

Blake: It smells good. Can i taste it?

Yang: I would not.

Blake: Come on, it cant be that bad.

Yang: Its not bad, its delicious. *She takes a spoon* Its just too...

*Blake put her mouth on the spoon, drinking it. Suddenly...*

Blake: AAAAHHHHHH *Spitting fire*

Yang: ...Too Spicy.

Blake: I NEED MILK!!!!!!!

Jaune: *Watching with Ruby in the Kitchen* I told you we shouldnt put that much Hot sauce.

Ruby: But Yang loves it hot!

Blake: AND I DO NOT!!!!!!!

This. I explain later, but its something so... Dark.

What has Lily said out of everything that's made you irrationally angry?

For me it's this

I'm a writer and it activated my fight or flight, I won't lie, and I'm a flightless bird.

Let me get this straight; Lily made Diantha's Gardevoir into abuser and Diantha into her victim just to make one of her self-insert look more sympathetic?

Yep. She did.

Watched the Banned Moongirl episode these days and i must ask

Why they gave the Karen a Pixar Mom body?

Ok... Oh this is so weird. Even if my photo is a lucario, i had more than one pokemon oc when i was younger.

Who were an Arcanine named Nine, a Gallade named Gabriel and a Lucario named Luca. Yes, im very BAD with names

Woag ehat the fuck

Hi everyone?!??? Uh shit what do i do as an event okay

If you have a Pokémon oc, reblog this post and I'll doodle them as a Ralts line Pokémon

- Please specify which oc

- If they're already a ralts line mon, i'll draw them as another member of the line

*Me not harrassing her but saying what i dont like in her histories*

I really dont like to be hated but still

To all the people who harass Lily Orchard, just, in general:

I hate... each and every last one of you.

And I hope you never find happiness every again, for as long as you live. :)

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Short history: Pamper

*Its a normal day in the house of the 4 witches. Jaune got a job in a nearby Village, and today he is back from work. But for some reason, Blake is staring at Jaune with a cold stare in the form of a cat, and giving him a cold shoulder. And Jaune dont know why.*

Witch hunter Jaune: Blake...

Faunus Witch Blake: ...

Jaune: Why are you looking at me like that?

Blake: ... *She turns her back to him, turning into her human form again and leaving*

Jaune: Did i said something wrong?

Fire Witch Yang: Oh yeah. She is upset with you.

Jaune: What? Why?

Yang: I wont tell. You know what you did. *She Pats his head* Good Luck with that, Witch Hunter. Im gonna take Ruby from the Hunt. Pats up!

*Jaune looks confused at Yang, touching where Yang patted him and wondering why she said that. Suddenly he realized what he did to upset Blake.*

Jaune: Oh. How did i forgot about that.

*He goes outside, where Blake is reading under a tree, and stretches it hand towards her, hesitant if it was really that what upset her. Blake just move her head towards him, smiling.*

Blake: Took you quite long to take the message.

Jaune: It would be easier if you just told me you wanted a headpat.

Blake: You always give me a headpat before going to work, you dum-dum. You didnt gave me one this morning.

Jaune: Sorry, i was late and so in hurry... But this wont happen again. And if it does, i will give you as many headpats as you want, and your favourite tuna and-

Blake: Jaune.

*She takes the hand from her head and put it on her face, while looking at him with a gentle smile. Jaune blushes at her look, but still caresses her face.*

Blake: When you will get that i just want you to pamper me?

Jaune: But you never want to be pampered.

Blake: Not in front of the others, dum-dum. I want you to pamper me when you are alone with me. I want headpats, caresses... *She gives a sly smile* And other things.

Jaune: *He blushes hard, nervous and shy* A-ah i maybe can give you these things...

Blake: I dont want a maybe. *She grabs his shirt, pulling him closer* I want a Yes or No. And i wont be a good kitty if you give me a no.

Jaune: And what if i dont want you to be a good kitty?

*Blake gives him a mischievous smile, caressing his face and putting him closer to the tree, while purring loudly.*

Blake: Then i will be a very very bad kitty.

*As they are about to share a Kiss, they hear a loud boom coming from the forest, and the voices of the other 3 members of this weird family. And they are not happy*

Ruby: See?! I told you these grenades would make a very big caboom!

Weiss: YOU CABOOMED MY HAIR, YOU DOLT!

Yang: Caboomed! Hahahaha! Imagine Cabooming a Witch Hunter with these!

Ruby: Jaune did a Caboom in me Last Night.

Weiss: Not that kind of Caboom *Blushes*.

Jaune: Seems like they are having fun without us. *He notices that the grip of Blake got stronger, and that she is trembling.* Blake? Are you ok?

Blake: This... Sound made me think on a bad time. Involving Faunus and Knights from the royal guard. *She stayed closer to him, still trembling.* I cant feel my legs. I...

Jaune: Hold on. *He kneels for a bit, lifting her up and carrying her in her arms in a bridal style.* There. You feel better?

Blake: ... A little. *She looks to the side, blushing slightly.* You didnt needed to do that, you know.

Jaune: But you wanted to be pampered, right?

Blake: Maybe...

Jaune: I can put you on ground if you want-

Blake: Put me on ground and i will turn you into a frog.

Jaune: O-ok...

Blake: Now carry me to our room. I want to be pampered in a comfier place.

Jaune: Aye aye, captain.

Blake: Good boy.

*And so, our boy Jaune just had a very normal day. With lots of pampering for Blake this time. But only time will say what other next surprises will come for them.*

*Good night and i see you next time.*

Images by:

Kamen Lagann

Grapes with Coffee

Bumblebee358

Okay you might have seen me reblogging your stuff so hi, I dislike poke madhouse because it’s bad.

Hello! So we share the same opinion. I got really surprised.

In an Alternative Universe...

Beacon, Training Grounds

Second Day of the Evil RWBY Alternates Invasion

Evil Alternative Yang: *Breaking another Fake Penny Robot.* Oh man, if it were so easy to take a polendina out...

Fake Robot Penny: Well, i had to be creative to fight you!

Evil Yang: Yeah you had. But fortunally for me, i heard your snorting coming very close to HERE!

*Evil Yang punches a Wall, grabbing Penny by the neck and lifting her above the ground. As she smiles, suddenly her face gets punched by a glowing fist. Jaune is there, with his aura activated, panting as he stands between Pennt and Evil Yang*

Jaune: Penny, get Nora and Ren and leave this place!

Penny: I wont leave you!

Jaune: You must to!

Nora: Im sorry, Penny *Carrying her and Ren out of the place*

Evil Yang: Oh look who is there... A young hero.

Jaune: I am not a hero... *Entering in position* Just someone who is gonna kick your faker ass out.

Evil Yang: The Yang from this timeline must be such a wimp to let you stay alive!

*Evil Yang attacks Jaune with powerful punches, Jaune protecting himself with his shield and trying to cut Evil Yang with his sword. Suddenly, Evil Yang breakes Jaune Sword with a powerful fire shot, destroying his armor with another punch and shooting Fire straight on his chest, exposing his ribs. Jaune screams in pain as Evil Yang takes his shield away, grabbing his neck. She smiles, wickedly.*

Evil Yang: I am gonna make you die slowly. While your aura restores your weak body, im gonna go after your team and rip them limb by limb.

Jaune: *Bleeding through his mouth, looking at her while pressing his fingers inside his open wound, groaning* I... Will stop you...

Evil Yang: How you think you can stop me? Your semblance enhance things, not destroy them.

Jaune: Actually... This enhancement means i can enhance certain things in my body too. Like... The quantity of Water and Sodium in certain things-!

Evil Yang: Bullshit! What you have to cause such a reaction?!

Jaune: Only one thing... *He grabs her human arm, while his face starts glowing.* MY ENTIRE FUCKING SKELETON, DUMBASS!

*Outside the Beacon*

Ruby: JAUNE! *Arriving with the rest of her team*

Nora: STAY BACK! *pointing her Hammer at them*

Penny: Stop! They are not one of them.

Weiss: Where is he? Where is Jaune?

*They all remain Silent, as Ruby kneels down on ground, looking at the burning explosion site with a horrified expression, tears flowing through her face. Blake and Yang hold themselves close, while Weiss look at the place with her mouth covered by her hand.*

*Penny look at them, only saying one thing.*

Penny: Im sorry.

THEY ARE FUCKING WHAT?!

Cant believe I have to say this but can we like, not ship darius and zayna??