im 15
ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live
me and my friends walking over that hill yonder in search of a new grove
Demoniac Babble, Estelle Hanania
that shit is 3/5ths of my height
i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side
please please please help me find more cats smelling a smelly smell
can confirm this works
REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing
shipping is literally so weird like we are in love with their love? i don’t fucking know man but it keeps me up at night
i have a 8 page essay due in 2 hours and have not started
real
You guys I need to get something off my chest 😔
if you get upset by an ‘all gender’ bathroom while being a cis person, ur a fucking asshole
Sharing space is nothing new. Sharing bathrooms is nothing new. The reactionary outrage is so manufactured.
the cacophony of buzzing
The Beetles, a band featuring at least one individual of every beetle species, all 350,000 of them
every trans person with a bad mother deserves 1 billion dollars
(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something
god has forsaken us
I cast curse on you
public service announcement
jokes aside they’re really fun to eat if you fill them with stuff like a ravioli
Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
She ain't even subtle anymore lmao
i just drank paint water instead of my coffee and i didnt npotice untill i looked down at my cup and it was BLUE. coffee tastes like paint water hekp mr in thnik in hvinf s dtrik
oh my god it looks like a living ketchup filled straw
look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus
god tumblr is gay
Pls reblog if u vote :)
THE THING
You’ll never forget it
1967 / Mark
the chicken crossing joke is pretty dark in its true meaning
he would probably give u a lollipop after the shot if u feel uncomfortable
for real
the amount of bruises this guy must have