Guys Is It A Bad Sign That Even The Softest Of A Particular Person's Singing Makes You Want To Kill Yourself,

Okay, going on last post, here's idea number 1 of the trope:

Johnny Norrington is your normal 17 year old who's due to graduate soon. He's not very excited to graduate school, but life will just go on whether he'd like it to or not. His father, Gary, has just recently begun plans for making housing area around a lake for a new town.

One night, about a week and a half before the plans are set to begin, a shooting star falls from the sky and lands in the lake. The next day, after hearing about the comet from a friend, went down to the lake and finds five cats on the shore:Lionblaze, Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, Dovewing, and Ivypool, as they are my favorites to write about and would realistically be the most marketable for the team.

The cats would at first be wary, but eventually soften up to Johnny enough to follow him home. Dovewing would be the quickest to adjust to Johnny's presence, with Lionblaze and surprisingly Hollyleaf quiet close behind. When Johnny questions aloud what happened to the cats, he gets a total shock when the scarred white and grey cat starts hissing on about Starclan in their dreams saying that they must save the new lake by finding the 'cloudy heart of an unexpected warrior'. The fluffy gray cat beside her also explains about the sight of a hawk's feather covered in nearly blinding stars.

Johnny, although clueless about Warrior Cats and dealing with his own school and family problems, decides to help the cats with their magical prophecy and stop his father's company in only a week in a half. From making a new clan in New Jersey itself to having Twoleg warrior training to having cheesy bonding situations with the unfortunate prophesied three, Johnny may just make this cheesy family cash grab flick a more down-to-the-lake experience than the Sonic Movie, while also making a fan clan trope come true.

There was only one bed, so the two fought over it. In the end, neither got the bed as they both lay dead on the floor.

Enemies to enemies lovers:

Writer: There Was Only One Bed…

Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*

Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles

Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

I need this for my gravity falls au fanfic that I'm revising

Some people are gay, some people are bi, and some people are Bill Nye The Science Guy.

What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

Warrior Cats Burning Suns AU Dark Forest

Before I touch on the allegiances and begin the fic, I wanted to touch on the part of the AU that's going to be important for the second protagonist:the Dark Forest, i.e. her home before Thunderclan.

Before the Dark Forest, cats like One'eye and Nettletail roamed about the edges of Starclan. Then Mapleshade came, her and her surviving kit being persecuted unfairly by Starclan. In her fathoming anger, grass began to die around her paws, a thin red outline graced her pelt, and her eyes turned black, with piercing yellow pupils. Suddenly, a dark and gloomy forest burst from around her, sending Starclan cats fleeing as the ground began to crumble and crack open. Beneath it, scorching molten fire split the ground apart, sending cats plunging into a firey second death.

One of these cats was Oakstar, who burned beneath the dying grasses. As he felt his spirit fade away, his essence began to gather. Many moons later, this essence would reform into another Thunderclan tom, to reform Oakstar's spirit in the light of reincarnation.

Meanwhile, the Dark Forest grew as the evil cats at the border began to flock to Mapleshade and her kit's new hunting grounds. In this forest, cats no longer aged, and Starclan could send the evil and vile cats to rot forever in pain.

Now, in the twisted and dark trees, organs of cats hang askew for all to see. Blood drips down the blackened branches, and charred remnants of leaves occasionally fall to the ground. Cats wallow in pain and suffering, avoiding the dark pools filled with blood and grime. Some say that large scaly creatures with claw-sharp teeth will grab cats and drag them into the depths, where they tear their bodies apart. Some also say that large water snakes swim in there as well, and will electrify the grimy water with lightning when they have caught their prey.

When you enter the Dark Forest in your dreams, the only way to leave is through a dark tunnel with a bright light at the end. If you stay in for too long, your real body will wither away into ashes, and your spirit will be stuck in the Dark Forest forever, your fur charred and burnt like the ground beneath your paws.

There is always the chance that you will slip through one of the cracks and fall into the molten fire. If you do, your death will be painfully slow, as Mapleshade has found a way to manipulate it to do so. All the while, the essence of twice dead Dark Forest spirits will taunt you and cheer as you slowly die.

Anyways, past the gory stuff, thanks for reading! The allegiances will most likely come out later today, but it may be tomorrow if I'm too busy.

This reblog is pure Tumblr energy this is one of the reasons why your blog is so silly

Alright folks, gonna give it you here...

Longtail is gonna play a big, big part in the Burning Suns AU. He's gonna be super important to the development of the second protagonist. He's gonna be a good guy and very silly but a lovable morally grey guy.

Longtail lovers, I'm giving you a fucking all you can eat buffet. This man is gonna be in almost every chapter. He's gonna be so plot relevant. He's gonna show up in every single fucking book in the arc. We're gonna see his and Mousefur's friendship early. He's gonna be good friends with Spottedleaf and destroy Clawface for murdering her. He's gonna be a father without a mate cause he's gonna officially unofficially adopt a traumatized little apprentice and Runningwind and Mousefur are gonna help him with the chaotic little gremlin. He's gonna still go blind but he's gonna keep being a warrior.

I have so much more in store for this man that I haven't even mentioned here yet but I plan on feeding my fellow Longtail lovers. Y'all are my brothers and sisters in Longtail.

Burning Suns Pride Month Character Identities/Sexualities

Hey everybody, it's me again! Since we're currently in the midst of pride month, I'd thought I'd show off some character identities/sexualities that are canon for at least book 1 of my rewrite.

Just to state, this blog and AU are friendly with and welcoming of members of the LGBTQ+ community. As an asexual lesbian myself, I find no reason to discriminate or disclude members of my community from interacting and viewing this AU. Happy Pride Month, and welcome to the rewritten world of Warriors!

Bluestars:Bisexual, goes by she/her. Once had a fling with Oakheart, but lost romantic intention with him after bringing her kits to Riverclan. Later dated Yellowfang during her stay in Thunderclan.

Yellowfang:Pansexual, goes by she/they. Like Bluestars, once had a partnership with Raggedstars, but ended things after he cheated on her with Foxheart. Later dated Bluestars during her stay in Thunderclan.

Lionheart:Bisexual, goes by he/him. Once dated an unknown male rogue, but ended it after gaining feelings for Frostfur. Helped Firepaw figure out he's Bi.

Whitestorm:Pansexual, goes by he/him. Accidentally had a fling with Brindleface, but broke it off after realizing his mistake. Took responsibility anyways and helped raise Ashfur and Ferncloud.

Redtail:Trans FtM, goes by he/him. Born as a she-cat, but felt uncomfortable with her gender. Transitioned to a tom as an apprentice after speaking with a Trans kittypet. Hooked up with Runningwind around the end of his apprenticeship and had Sandstorm many moons into being a warrior.

Darkstripe:Gay, goes by he/him. Didn't know his sexuality until he became a warrior and developed a crush on Whitestorm. Decided to not pursue Whotestorm to instead pursue his plans with Tigerstar and Longtail.

Longtail:Aroace, goes by he/him. Never liked romance or mates since he could remember, but never figured it out until his friend Mousefur confided in him her shared feelings on the subject. Still close with Mousefur, but as a best friend.

Runningwind:Bisexual, goes by he/they. Always liked Redtail even before he transitioned. Was Redtail's biggest supporter when he first transitioned and ended up being mates with him and having Sandstorm.

Thrushpelt:Pansexual, goes by he/him. Once liked Bluemoon, but fathered her kits even though she didn't reciprocate his feelings. Found Mosskit in the snow and took her back to camp, where she was brought back to life by Featherwhisker. Ended up mentoring her and later one of the protags.

Graypaw:Bisexual, goes by he/him. Has kits with Silverstream still, but does crush on Firepaw. Helps Firestar hide his secret relationship with a rogue later on in the arc.

Sandpaw:Bisexual, goes by she/her. Does not get with Firestars in this AU, but instead with another cat. Still has Squirrelflight and Leafpool, but Firestars is instead a surrogate father/uncle for the kits. Doesn't have Spottedleaf drama in this AU and doesn't have to worry about a disloyal mate.

Sunpaw:Asexual lesbian, goes by she/they. Yes, she's kinda based off of me, but I've had her forever and I had to do something with her. Doesn't really ever come to the realization she's lesbian, she just kinda always is and falls in love.

Bonepaw:Bisexual, goes by he/they. I bet you all can guess who this guy is, but I'm just gonna say it outright:this AU does NOT ship BoneScourge. This AU instead ships him with another fruity guy.

Ravenpaw:Gay, he/him. He's still gay, but he gets to stay in Thunderclan this time.

So, I recently dug up an old Animal Jam/AJPW story from when I was 11. It was basically a cliche adventure/action/disney-esque love story where one of the 12 Phantom Kings kidnaps the new Snow Leopard Alpha, Jade, on the first Night of the Phantoms party. Basically, after that, they fall in love, Jade befriends a kooky little phantom who wants to become an animal like the Jamaalians, and involves a new weapon called the Phantom Crytsal that can heavily pollute an area it's placed in instantly, but is also infused with magic that can make anybody wearing it immune to Phantom King/Phantom Queen/Phantom Prince spells.

Would anybody be interested if I posted the chapters on here? It's a story I'm really proud of for how decent it was written at my young age and is also very consistent with Animal Jam and even AJPW lore. It also includes the adventures from Classic in a more revised way to fit the story, and it also gets more serious as it touches on topics like body dysmorphia, depression, grief, PTSD, and more tame depictions of slavery.

Anyways, if anybody is interested, please let me know!

The 'One Of Both' AU:A 2024 Remake

So after The Book Of Bill brought the Gravity Falls fandom back, I thought I'd bring back my au:One Of Both, a hypothetical Season 3 where a shape demon like Bill ends up stuck in the human world as a human.

Now, I'll give an outline of her story as the revised 2024 version post Book of Bill.

She had no name she could remember. All she could remember was her big brother, Bill, calling her a 'Portal', so she called herself Portal. She lived in Euclydia with Scalene, Euclid, and Bill.

She couldn't see Bill well because he looked so different, but she loved her big brother anyway. Whenever nobody else would hang out with him because he was so different, Portal would. She thought the idea of stars was so amazing because Bill said she looked like one, sharp and shining. (Her shape demon form is like those stars you draw with the lines going through each other.)

One day, her brother told her he was going to show her and the rest of Euclydia the stars. He said that when they could all see the stars, he would let her keep one, a star he said shone the brightest each time he looked up. Portal was so excited to see these stars and hold this brightest star...

...but she never got to.

She remembered seeing her mom and dad burning. They were on fire, melting into the ground right in front of her. She remembered their pained screams, yelling for her to flee before the blaze reached her.

Portal tried to flee, but the hand of a giant creature picked her from the land and suddenly lifted her from her dimension. She felt her own being snapping and shifting into a shape reminiscent of Bill's. She cried out for her brother as she felt herself painfully changing, thinking he would save her like before. Like he had any time something or someone was hurting her, like he had promised her mom and dad to do.

Suddenly, she was flung from Euclydia, into the bright helm of the stars. She screamed, her voice as loud as her dad. She was flung through the stars and space until she stopped, and was afloat in a dark, desolate space of nothing for as far as she could see.

This lasted for a long time that Portal couldn't count. She stayed afloat in space, her only company her good (and bad) memories, along with something called an otter that had a body that blended in with the dark, but had eyes that looked like her short, twisted perception of stars. The only comprehensible by a human name that this thing had was 'Rusko'.

So, one trillion and twelve years of boring drifting through space, deep-rooted trauma, and the sanity-keeping company of Rusko. Portal is obviously getting tired of this, and needs a place like Euclydia to live in again. She begins praying to whatever will listen to give her this, and lucky for her, another powerful god-like sea creature answers her pleas.

The hand from before grabs her one day as she has tea with Rusko. She is lifted up to face The Axolotl, who promptly introduces themselves and explains why they saved her:Portal was to be a foil to quell Bill's lingering weirdness on Earth when he was eventually defeated. The Axolotl says they will bring Portal to earth with one power opposite of Bill's to protect and defend herself and others, and that she will find her own way to survive if she trusts the creatures there named humans. After the extra promise of Rusko tagging along as a familiar, they shake hands in a deal that will forever seal Portal's fate.

Now, as Portal falls through the stars, clinging to Rusko as her body changes once again, she's about to land in the middle of nowhere, but the start of everything.

She's about to learn what it means to be a human.

Burning Suns AU Allegiances

Just for some context, each cat in a clan can have up to four roles. Most cats get 2-3 when they become a warrior and will gain a 4th temporary one later in life.

Thunderclan

Leader:Bluestars - An elegant blue-grey she-cat with a fluffy tail and shoulder scar

Second Paw:Redtail - A small tortoiseshell tom with a distinctive red tail

Catcher, Clawstriker, Builder Guard, Mentor

Lead Medicinist:Spottedleaf - beautiful tortoiseshell she-cat with a distinctive dappled coat

Medicinist Apprentice:Ravenpaw - small, skinny black tom with a white dash on his chest, and a white-tipped tail

Record Keeper:Leopardfoot - a sleek mottled raven-black she-cat with green eyes

Lionheart - magnificent golden tabby tom with thick fur like a lion's mane

Patroller, Builder Gaurd, Enforcer, Mentor

Tigerclaw - Big dark brown tabby tom with unusually long claws

Clawstriker, Enforcer, Catcher

Whitestorm - big scarred white tom

Semi-Patroller, Enforcer, Clawstriker, Mentor

Darkstripe - sleek black-and-gray tabby tom

Catcher, Patroller, Builder Guard

Longtail - pale tabby tom with dark black stripes

Catcher, Semi-Patroller, Clawstriker, Mentor

Runningwind - swift pale brown tabby tom

Catcher, Patroller

Willowpelt - very pale-gray she-cat with unusual blue eyes

Patroller, Clawstriker, Mentor

Mousefur - small dusky brown she-cat

Catcher, Semi-Patroller, Enforcer

Thrushpelt - sandy gray tom with white flash on his chest and green eyes

Catcher, Semi-Patroller, Clawstriker, Mentor

Mosswhisper - large pale white-and-gray she-cat with striking blue eyes

Clawstriker, Enforcer, Builder Guard

Apprentices

Dustpaw - dark brown tabby tom (Mentor:Redtail)

Catcher, Clawstriker, Builder Guard, In Training

Graypaw - long haired gray tom with a dark gray stripe from head to tail (Mentor:Lionheart)

Catcher, Clawstriker, Builder Guard, In Training

Sandpaw - pale ginger she-cat (Mentor:Whitestorm)

Semi-Patroller, Enforcer, Clawstriker, In Training

Firepaw - handsome ginger tom (Mentor:Thrushpelt)

Catcher, Semi-Patroller, Clawstriker, In Training

Sunpaw - a sleek but well-built white-and-black she-cat with fiery blue eyes (Mentor:Longtail)

Catcher, Semi-Patroller, Clawstriker, In Training

Bonepaw - A large, stocky white-and-black dappled tom with thick fur and a green collar embedded with teeth and claws (Mentor:Willowpelt)

Patroller, Clawstriker, In Training

Frostfur - beautiful white coat and blue eyes

Semi-Patroller, Builder Guard, Queen

Brindleface - pretty gray tabby with green eyes

Catcher, Builder Guard, Queen

Goldenflower - pale ginger coat

Perma-Queen

Speckletail - pale golden tabby, and the oldest nursery queen

Enforcer, Clawstriker, Queen

Halftail - big dark brown tabby with half of rail missing

Former Catcher, Patroller, Clawstriker, Now Elder

Smallear - gray tabby tom with very small ears, is the oldest tom in Thunderclan

Former Semi-Patroller, Clawstriker, Builder Guard, Now Elder

Patchpelt - small black-and-white tom

Former Catcher, Clawstriker, Now Elder

One-eye - pale gray she-cat, the oldest cat in Thunderclan, is virtually blind and deaf

Former Enforcer, Clawstriker, Builder Guard, Now Elder

Dappletail - once pretty tortoiseshell she-cat with a lovely dappled coat

Former Catcher, Semi-Patroller, Clawstriker, Now Elder

Robinwing - small once energetic chestnut colored she-cat with a ginger patch on her chest and amber eyes

Former Enforcer, Clawstriker, Now Elder

Shadowclan

Leader:Raggedstars - muscular dark brown tabby with patchy fur

Second Paw:Blackfoot - large white tom with huge jet-black paws

Catcher, Clawstriker, Enforcer

Lead Medicinist:Brokenhope - long haired ginger and dark brown tabby she-cat

Medicinist:Runningnose - small gray-and-white tom

Record Keeper:Featherstorm - a dark brown tabby she-cat with yellow eyes

Stumpytail - brown tabby tom

Clawstriker, Builder Guard

Apprentice, Bronwpaw

Boulder - silver tabby tom

Semi-Patroller, Enforcer, Clawstriker

Apprentice, Wetpaw

Clawface - battle-scared brown tom

Catcher, Clawstriker, Enforcer

Apprentice, Littlepaw

Nightpelt - black tom

Catcher, Patroller, Builder Guard

Dawncloud - small ginger tabby

Semi-Patroller, Clawstriker, Queen

Brightflower - orange tabby she-cat with a broad, flat face and amber eyes

Catcher, Patroller, Queen

Ashpelt - thin gray tom

Former Enforcer, Clawstriker, Now Elder

Windclan

Leader:Tallstars - a black-and-white tom with a very long tail

Riverclan

Leader:Crookedstars - a huge light-colored tabby with a twisted jaw

Second Paw:Oakheart - a reddish brown tom

Clawstriker, Builder Guard

Cats Outside Clans

Yellowfang - old ginger and dark gray she-cat with a broad, flattened face

Smudge - plump, friendly black-and-white kitten who lives in a house at the edge of a forest

Barley - black-and-white tom who lives on a farm close to the forest

Maple - ghostly calico she-cat with black eyes and piercing yellow pupils

Bob - plump orange tom with green eyes and a green collar

Lily - scraggly white-and-brown she-cat with a purple collar studded with gems