Why Would You Do This To Me??!! (°_°)

If Netflix or HBO made a “Harry Potter by the books” series (one chapter per episode) TONS of people would watch it.

Sirius: [whispering] He's looking at it, he's looking at it!

Remus: [reading from a letter] Uhh, do you like me? Yes, definitely, absolutely?

Sirius: [whispering] I rigged it!

Draco: Punch me in the face.

Pansy: Punch you?

Draco: Yes. Punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Pansy: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

Draco: I need to know if you hit harder than Granger.

Pansy: Wait. Did Hermione Granger, swotty Mudblood extraordinaire, PUNCH you in the face!?

Draco: ... maybe...

Pansy: Oh please let me see that memory, I will bask in the look on your face forever!

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE HEADCANON THAT THE WHOLE SERIES WAS ABOUT RACISM STAHP BEING SO SPECIFIC

Issues with P.O.C. Harry

Don’t get me wrong, when I first heard it, I loved it. But there is one issue.

Harry can’t be a POC

The reason people originally made up the headcanon was because 1.) the utter lack of non white people, 2.) the fact that it never specifically states he is light skinned, and 3.) Harry Potter could be viewed as an analogy for racism (with half-bloods and purebloods, etc…)

And that’s great, but, if it were an analogy, Harry can only be light skinned.

Why? Because it has been stated that the Potter’s were a pureblood family, so, in the analogy, they would be white.

You might be saying, yes, but James married a muggleborn, so Harry is a half-blood.

Okay but Lily had light skin as well. I’m not sure if it specifically says that, but she does have red hair, and I haven’t seen a natural red headed POC.

Not being racist, like maybe there is someone out there, but it at least isn’t common

So Harry just can’t be.

Hermione, on the other hand

100% yes

okay carry on

Lms if you would stop what youre doing and help him

doot doot

HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR THISI appreciate the doot doot

When someone touches one of your Harry Potter books.

seriously one of my favourite things in the poa movie was this

remus: be quiet, sirius

sirius: be quiet yourself, remus

snape: oh, look at you two, quarrelling like an old married couple

sirius: WHY DONT YOU RUN ALONG AND PLAY WITH YOUR CHEMISTRY SET?

whoever wrote this CLEARLY knows what they're doing like this is exactly how sassy sirius would be 99.9% of the time stg